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I believe homosexuals decided to infiltrate the Republican Party after values voters and conservative Christians got involved in politics. They could either get “caught” and open the party up to charges of hypocrisy, or come out like Ken and say “See, I’m a Republican, too!”

Goes along with my pet conspiracy theory that the Bushes are really Dem moles sent to destroy the Republican Party from within.


gthog61, Free Republic 29 Comments [9/8/2010 3:30:22 AM]
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Logically, they would have fled to the Democrats, where they would have supposedly be wellcomed. Your point?

9/8/2010 3:32:24 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

the Bushes are really Dem moles sent to destroy the Republican Party from within

Yet, you voted for them. What a fucking idiot.


9/8/2010 4:01:43 AM

London Jew

And yet Palin is still in deep cover ...

9/8/2010 4:17:52 AM

Lucilius

Well, at least they're doing a good job of it.

9/8/2010 5:56:36 AM

Mr. Yellow

@1204410

Well, obviously they're still undercover. Their policy of having total republican ideals is just a clever ruse!

9/8/2010 7:44:36 AM

Bowen

Riiiiiiiiiight. The Republican party couldn't possibly be collapsing under the weight of it's own bullshit, could it?

9/8/2010 8:50:17 AM



Wait a minute...The Bushes have been in the GOP for a LONG time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_family

9/8/2010 9:32:55 AM



This is the first time I've ever heard a CSTDT poster actually say they were promoting a conspiracy theory

9/8/2010 9:35:56 AM

aaa

That last fucking sentence. You amaze me in a very retarded manner.

9/8/2010 10:14:01 AM

Freethink

If that's true, how come Barney Frank is a Democrat? The Republican party is doing a pretty good job of committing suicide, on its own. I can hardly wait for its eventual, and I hope soon, demise!

9/8/2010 11:55:10 AM

Smurfette Principle

OF COURSE! IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

Or we could apply Hanlon's Razor. That might be a better idea.

9/8/2010 12:51:38 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

LMFAO..conspiracy theories on top of conspiracy theories..I love them. The con is so thick and layered that you cant tell which way is which..exactly how a good conspiracy should be.

9/8/2010 4:09:00 PM



what the fuck?

The Bushes... aren't Republican enough for you? What would you rather? No wait, don't answer that. I am full of teh dread.

9/8/2010 5:04:14 PM

Zeus Almighty

Right. And Kim Jung Il is a secret plant bent on turning North Korea into a true constitutional republic.

9/8/2010 9:14:07 PM

lisamariefan

No true Scotsman...

9/8/2010 11:50:18 PM

Davros

@Smurfette Principle


I wasn't familiar with Hanlon'S Razor. Unlike that guy I didn't just make shit up, I googled it. Somehow wingnuts are unable to do that.

9/9/2010 1:55:03 AM

shykid

I literally went slack-jawed and tilted my head as I read this.

Your pet political party is really dysfunctional and backwards right now. It has nothing to do with the Democrats--all blame for that lies on the members of the GOP and its supporters. Talk about mental gymnastics and denial.

But at least you aren't in denial about being a conspiracy theorist, I suppose.

9/9/2010 7:33:47 AM

Ludd

Those poor Republicans. Always the victims of grand conspiracies. Was Hurricane Katrina a Masonic plot to make Republicans look bad? Could be.....could be...

9/9/2010 10:12:13 AM

Brendan Rizzo

This is new levels of No True Scotsman...

9/9/2010 1:38:22 PM

zipperback

This is the worst conspiracy against the Republicans since Michael Moore ordered Saddam Hussein to not use his Weapons of Mass Destruction against the American invasion just to make George Bush look like a fool.

9/9/2010 6:48:56 PM

WMDKitty

Fucking Freepers.

9/10/2010 12:10:32 AM



I believe if you absorb repub Freeper "values" it's impossible to see your wife and mistresses as human beings, and so a curious form of prison gay takes hold. PROVE ME WRONG.

9/10/2010 12:46:09 PM



You really think that someone would risk their careers, everything they own just to make a point against the Republican party?Oh wait. You would if it was the Democrats, wouldn't you? It doesn't mean teh gheys would.

9/11/2010 6:21:31 AM

Anarkist

I only wish the Dems were that smart. Sadly, they aren't.

9/11/2010 6:39:39 PM

Papabear

Dude! You don't like ANYTHING do you?

9/11/2010 9:29:34 PM
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