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Those who imagine that the history of the nonsense that is evolution goes back only 150 years are mistaken. The evolution deception is the worst in the history of mankind, and its roots go back to Egyptian and Sumerian times with a history dating back thousands of years. Pharaoh, the most heretical and oldest representative of Darwinist philosophy, was a materialist who believed that all living things came into being by chance from the muddy waters of the Nile.

The essential philosophy of the theory of evolution has been based on the same distorted conception ever since ancient Egypt. Darwinists in those days who adopted chance as their false god and those alive today all worship the same false deity. The Darwinists who once believed that life emerged from the muddy waters of the River Nile today claim that the first living cell came into existence out of muddy clay. Although the proofs of Creation were just as explicit and clear in those days, too, Pharaoh waged a ruthless campaign against them, and that same state of affairs still applies today. Today, 250 million fossils proving Creation are on open display to all. But just as in the time of Pharaoh, that same Darwinist mindset opposes the scientific facts with a terrible rage and anger.

In ancient Egypt, the Prophet Musa (as) opposed Darwinism, the most heretical and superstitious religion in the history of mankind, with great and definitive proofs of Creation. Under Allah’s command, the Prophet Musa (as) cast his staff down onto the ground before the eyes of Pharaoh and his men. Through the great might of Allah it straight away turned into a snake and swallowed up all the false evidence of Pharaoh and his men. THROUGH THE WILL OF ALLAH, A WOODEN STAFF TURNED INTO A MOVING, EATING AND FLAWLESS SERPENT. This extraordinary evidence took place before the eyes of Pharaoh and his men, and was created to be undeniably magnificent. Yet Pharaoh’s denial, despite this explicit proof, shows the scale of the disaster to which the Darwinist mindset leads.

Harun Yahya, Harun Yahya - An Invitation to the Truth 84 Comments [9/9/2010 3:23:34 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
WTF?! || meh

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Huh... I mean seriously, what in the world is this crap...

This guy is not in left field...he isn't even in the same city...

9/9/2010 9:22:33 AM


So much stupid, where do I even begin?

1) Which Pharoah?

2) How could any philosphy of their be called Darwinism, when Darwin himself was not even born until thousands of years later?

3) Are you substituting 'Darwinism' for 'Atheism'? They're different, just so you know. Something in me suspects you don't.
4) Stop pulling stuff out of your ass and provide a fucking citation, Please.

5) How do fossils prove creation? Try not to sound full of shit while you explain this. Also, I'd like to see your degree(s) in any branch of science before you begin. Thank you.

In conclusion, please provide some actual historical and archaeological proof that any of your assertions are indeed factual. Please avoid using the terms 'Allah did it'.

9/9/2010 9:22:50 AM


Double post. My bad.

9/9/2010 9:23:30 AM

Philbert McAdamia

The Darwinists who once believed that life emerged from the muddy waters of the River Nile today claim that the first living cell came into existence out of muddy clay.

As opposed to your Theory of Dirt -- so the main difference between the two is -- water? This has you all terribly raging and angry?

9/9/2010 9:44:37 AM

Mister Spak

Harun Yahya is a muslim creationist, which is a little different from christian creationists.

The koran makes no claim about the age of the earth. Muslims don't start a holy war when someone says 'radioactive dating'.

Yahya claims ancient fossils are identical to modern animals, thus proving no evolution happened. I saw these people displaying a supposed 175 million year old fossil of a jaguar skull next to a modern jaguar skull, see they're identical. When I told them nothing remotely like a jaguar could be more than about 40 million years old they just shrugged and restarted their speil.

Islam claims it, as the One True Religion, has existed from the beginning of time. Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses(Musa) and Jesus are claimed by Islam as prophets of Allah. The christianists of cours claim them as prophets of Christianity. Measuring time is apparently not the strong suite of either religion.

9/9/2010 10:15:52 AM


Nothing disproves the well-documented and varified theory of Evolution like a magical story from a book of mythology.

9/9/2010 10:25:27 AM


Life from non-life is NOT a part of evolution. It is abiogenesis. Evolution explains the diversity of life, not its origin. Learn about, THEN talk about it.

9/9/2010 10:33:09 AM


So not only was Moses a Muslim, but Pharaoh was a "Darwinist." Nice. In other news, William Shakespeare was a filmmaker, John Adams was a Communist and Isaac Asimov was a robot.

@those on this thread wondering which pharaoh:

It's most likely the Pharaoh in Exodus, whoever that may correspond to in actual history. (I grew up in a Jewish household, and we just called him "the Pharaoh.")

9/9/2010 10:48:30 AM


Why don't you put that hookah down and join us in the real world, old boy? Allah frowns upon abusers of Things That Make People See Pink Elephants, you know.

9/9/2010 11:24:05 AM


Way too long quote, but WTF'ed anyway.

Oh and it's the cretinists insisting that humans came from clay.

9/9/2010 11:36:19 AM


It's like you read a history book and decided to do the EXACT opposite.

9/9/2010 11:40:45 AM

Allegory for Jesus

". Darwinists in those days who adopted chance as their false god and those alive today all worship the same false deity"

The only people who I would consider worshippers of chance are those that buy daily lottery tickets or make the casino their second home. Otherwise, they just merely acknowledge that it exists (as a theoretical construct) and realize the implications of it. If you think that chance is on par with a deity, I would like to think this meant that the gods that you believe in are either as demonstrable or as abstract, predictable, and devoid of agenda as the idea of chance is. Oh the joy I would feel if that were true.

"Today, 250 million fossils proving Creation are on open display to all."

Also: show us the same thing Moses supposedly showed this Pharaoh and then maybe you will be something other than a loud-mouthed pissant.

9/9/2010 11:46:02 AM

Mycoid Mike

This from a man who cannot tell a fly-fishing lure from an actual living organism.

Also: Through the will of Me, $3.55 turned into a tasty, whipped-cream-topped mocha! (My claim is verifiable; how about yours, Mr. Yahya?)

9/9/2010 11:55:48 AM


Darwinism is older than the guy it's named after? Dipshit.

9/9/2010 12:16:42 PM

Old Viking

Damned if you'll ever catch me casting my staff down onto the ground.

9/9/2010 12:29:28 PM


> The evolution deception is the worst in the history of mankind, and its roots go back to Egyptian and Sumerian times

Oh hoh ho! It goes deeper than that! I can prove, with absolute certainty (i.e. I make this bullshit up as I go along) that in addition to Evolutionism, the dreaded scourges of Liberalism, Abortions, Homosexuality, Hollywood, Classroom Prayer Ban and Pokémon were in fact each started by the Pharaohs of Egypt. It's true! They all arose from the materialistic muddy waters of Nile! That's because they're all the same!

9/9/2010 12:41:25 PM

Oh, this is the same guy who 'wrote' 'The Atlas of Creation'. If I remember correctly he said that a certain species of fly was a fishing hook and mixes up sea snakes and eels to name but two hilarious ideas of his?

He apparently knows nothing of science of any kind.

9/9/2010 12:56:10 PM


Oh yeah. First of all Pharaoh is not a name, it's a title.

Second, the Pharaohs could not believe in Darwinism if Darwin wasn't born yet.

Based on your comprehension of history I bet you think this is true:

9/9/2010 1:04:40 PM

Brendan Rizzo

While it's true that evolution pre-dates Darwin and 1859, everything else in this post is false because it's Harun Yahya. If I don't have time for Hovind, I don't have time for him.

9/9/2010 1:14:30 PM

You do know that the Ancient Egyptians had their own religion and worshipped their gods, right?

9/9/2010 2:30:04 PM


So it goes back even further than Abraham?

Good to know.

9/9/2010 3:07:10 PM


If I could raise an eyebrow with text it would be raised here.

9/9/2010 4:11:48 PM


I'm assuming he means the Ramses who's the only Pharaoh most Abrahamic religious types care about.

Not Ozymandias. That other Ramses.

9/9/2010 4:17:35 PM

Think Floyd

Oh for fuck's sake.

9/9/2010 5:11:35 PM


I could've sworn God's biggest problem with Egypt was the enslavement of Hebrews. That's why he sent Moses to deliver them out of Egypt. Now you're telling all he really cared about was that the Egyptians supposedly believed in evolution, which I highly doubt they did?

9/9/2010 5:50:42 PM
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