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[Re: Stephen Hawking's statement that God is not necessary to explain the origin of the universe.]

And then he wonders why he's in a wheelchair and can't walk!!!

Chubacabara, Yahoo! Comments 108 Comments [9/10/2010 3:55:41 PM]
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9/10/2010 4:04:05 PM



I don't think he wonders that at all actually.

9/10/2010 4:05:18 PM

Amanda

I think he knows why he's in a wheelchair. It's because he has Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, also known as Lou Gehrig's Disease. What's your point?

Oh, I get it! You're saying that God smote Hawking with a debilitating disease because he denies God. So just out of curiosity...when am I going to get my horrible disease? When is my brother going to get his horrible disease? When are about a million other atheists going to get their horrible diseases?

9/10/2010 4:06:24 PM

Kat S.

Like everyone above me is saying, I could safely bet that Sephen Hawking isn't wondering why he is completely debilitated. He went to a doctor.

9/10/2010 4:12:09 PM

schism

Again, if your god is such a petty, vindictive ass, why the hell should I want to worship him? You might as well tell me to join the Church of Limbaugh.

9/10/2010 4:12:15 PM

Mark Borok

Didn't Hawking outlive his prognosis by many years? Maybe God is watching over him and using him to spread the word of his, God's, non-existence.

9/10/2010 4:13:48 PM

I read about the afterlife

Yes because all parapalegics are atheists.

9/10/2010 4:15:14 PM

Whitleylad

Oh oh I get it speak out against God = nasty disability.... Even Death.

Me in a wheelchair, Dawkins in a wheelchair, Stephen Fry in a Wheelchair, Hugh Laurie in a wheelchair! No wait that logic doesn't work. When God is striking people down, he really hasn't a fucking clue!

9/10/2010 4:18:00 PM

Godbuster

Really, that doesn't speak for your god. Kind of makes him look like a total asshole

9/10/2010 4:21:11 PM

Papabear

Right, people in wheelchairs are horrible, evil heathens. Only people who can walk believe in God and are, therefore, worthwhile!!! It could only be more true in all caps!!!

9/10/2010 4:33:44 PM

Night Jaguar

Asshole.

9/10/2010 4:35:47 PM

Smurfette Principle

I'm sorry, what? If you're seriously attacking a disabled person who happens to not share your belief system, then I seriously hope someone is praying for your soul. If this is a joke, then...


9/10/2010 4:41:08 PM

Nithing

God incapable of actually killing Hawking, only able to reduce him to a wheelchair, where he can still undermine belief in aforementioned deity.

Conclusion - Hawking > God.

9/10/2010 4:41:51 PM

aaa

I want to punch you to the face as hard as i could.

9/10/2010 4:44:03 PM

Siberia

Well, fuck your god then. I am not amused by his petty antics, being disabled myself, neither inclined to grovel.

9/10/2010 4:45:39 PM

Blasphemina

To give him unlimited time to think about what a douche God is?

9/10/2010 4:46:01 PM

EonBlueTriad

And that is why all non-believers are in wheelchairs, right?

9/10/2010 4:47:01 PM

Starscream

Shut the fuck up you venomous, spiteful little prick. Hawking is over 9000 times the person you'll ever be.

9/10/2010 4:49:29 PM

Smurfette Principle

Well said, Starscream.

9/10/2010 4:51:08 PM

Berny

At least he can use his brain, which is apparently considerably more than you can do.
I want to also add that if the only way your god can get people to believe in him is by giving them horrible diseases and disabilities, your god is the biggest fucking prick in the universe.

9/10/2010 4:56:57 PM

Subacai

This coming from someone whose user name is a mythical creature?

9/10/2010 4:59:14 PM

Pookie

Re: Subacai

A misspelled mythical creature at that.

9/10/2010 5:05:02 PM

RI

For such lovin' folks, a lot of 'em sure seem to get a boner over the suffering of others.

9/10/2010 5:07:53 PM

Subacai

@Pookie: So it is. And I'm usually so good at spotting those.

9/10/2010 5:09:11 PM

redde

derp

9/10/2010 5:14:37 PM
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