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In Hebrews 13, God says:

7Remember your leaders, who spoke the word of God to you. Consider the outcome of their way of life and imitate their faith.

17Obey your leaders and submit to their authority.

These are the kinds of leaders I believe that God is referring to:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio
Jan Brewer
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Michael Savage
Newt Gingrich
George Bush
Sarah Palin
Michele Bachmann
Liz Cheney
Hal Lindsey
Jack and Rexella Van Impe

Jodie, Moonbattery 76 Comments [9/11/2010 5:11:07 AM]
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London Jew

Since when are talk radio hosts leaders with any kind of authority?

9/11/2010 5:14:46 AM

Doctor Whom

Read your own Bible. Christians are supposed to submit to all leaders. If you're going to cherry-pick the situations in which you'll obey God's Word, then have fun in hell.

9/11/2010 5:18:42 AM

Yownanymous

*Facepalm*

9/11/2010 5:27:44 AM

Mudak

Looks like someone's created god in their own image....

9/11/2010 5:30:24 AM

JSS

I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.
-Susan B. Anthony


Um, yeah, I'm going to have to say this bullshittery you posted coincided with your opinion, and is an example of the corruption mentioned in the above quote. Now, would you kindly do us a favor and shut up?

9/11/2010 5:48:07 AM

Amanda

If these are your leaders, boy are you screwed!

9/11/2010 5:56:33 AM

Haseen

You don't need such a long list. It can all be covered by:

1) Stupid people.
2) Assholes.
3) Stupid assholes.

9/11/2010 6:00:10 AM

Allegory for Jesus

The Bible sez that you can pick and choose what leaders you want to listen to, eh?

9/11/2010 6:01:23 AM

vampirehummingbird

Do they all come out of the same clown car?

9/11/2010 6:04:29 AM

TGRwulf

If you're god is a fan of Palin and Bush, then I'm no fan of him.

9/11/2010 6:26:48 AM

Eden

Sorry, but Barrack Obama is your leader, no matter whether you rather liked Sarah Palin to be it or not.
So submit to his authority and don´t try to undermine it, as you fundamentalists repeatedly try to do ;)

9/11/2010 6:33:03 AM

LDM

Rush Limbaugh's an authority on what? Donuts?

9/11/2010 6:33:12 AM

Arctic Knight

Rush Limbaugh doesn't claim to be a leader, in fact, by his own admission, he is an "entertainer."

"Consider the outcome of their way of life and imitate their faith." So, when are you going to become a fat drug addict like your beloved Rush?

9/11/2010 6:39:43 AM

muters

And 'render unto Caesar' was actually referring to salads.

9/11/2010 6:41:29 AM

Swede

Right now your leader is Barack Hussein Obama. Obey him and submit to his authority, or suffer the wrath of God, little Jodie.

According to the Bible (or at least to people interpreting the Bible) women should keep quiet in public. That rules our Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Liz Cheney and Rexella Van Impe as leaders.

9/11/2010 6:51:16 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

That's so weird.

I thought it refered to a completely different group of leaders.

Barack Obama
Bill Maher
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
John Stewart
Bill Clinton
Tom Hanks
Steven Spielberg
Nancy Pelosi
Stephen Colbert
Jesus Christ (yep, YOUR hero was the greatest lib of all!)
Thomas Jefferson
John Adams
Thomas Paine
Benjamin Franklin
Optimus Prime



9/11/2010 6:57:35 AM

Ian1732

I follow the word of Stephen Colbert, myself.

9/11/2010 6:58:47 AM

D Laurier

For fuck sake Jodie.
You listed at least 6 people that qualify as war criminals. Half your list has commited acts that are defined as crimes against humanity.

And Jack Van Impe??? wasnt he caught blowing a teenger in a bus station bathroom?

Sarah Palin is an ex fashion model who may have done some porn.

Seriously... what the fuck?

9/11/2010 6:58:54 AM

Anon-e-moose

"In Hebrews 13, God says:

7Remember your leaders, who spoke the word of God to you. Consider the outcome of their way of life and imitate their faith.

17Obey your leaders and submit to their authority."

And in Romans 13: 1-2 (KJV) God says:

1: ' Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.'

2: 'Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.'

Therefore you & your ilk must acknowledge Barack Obama as your president and agree with his policies, nay, obey them without question. Otherwise you're going to Hell.

Your own Scripture - and therefore your God - orders you to.

Enjoy your paradox, Moonbatshitheads.

@LDM

"Rush Limbaugh's an authority on what? Donuts?"

And prescription drugs. Lots of prescription drugs (despite his previous railing against drug addicts).

Ergo, the only thing he's an authority on is hypocrisy. QED.

But then, that's the right-wing for you. Hypocrisy. It's hardwired into their DNA.

9/11/2010 7:03:51 AM

Blasphemina

You forgot Dale Gribble, because that's the category that your leaders fall into: cartoonish jokes.

9/11/2010 7:32:12 AM

The Duelist

Cherry picking, anyone?

[EDIT] By the way, only a moron of the first degree would obey Hal Lindsey or Jack Van Impe. Jack Van Impe said the world was going to end in 2000... and here we are. And would you believe it? Some people still listen to him, which proves that there's a sucker born every minute.

9/11/2010 7:38:21 AM

Smurfette Principle

And Obama, the actual leader of the country, the commander in chief, the head of state, the leader of the free world, is...?

9/11/2010 7:49:29 AM

macavitykitsune

God believes just as I do! It's true!

....idiot.

9/11/2010 7:50:07 AM

shykid

...words fail me.

9/11/2010 8:12:48 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Wait. So only some leaders count? Thanks for telling us that.

9/11/2010 8:19:46 AM
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