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Abortion is a lot more evil than fratricide.

FAzRiN, Top 10 Fratricidal Baby Animals 46 Comments [9/12/2010 7:13:40 AM]
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Martha Jones

LOL WUT?

9/12/2010 7:25:40 AM

Swede

Fratri-what? So, killing your sentient, breathing, living brother, who has a functioning brain and a nervous system, is less evil than removing a parasitic lump of non-sentient cells, that has neither a rudimentary brain nor a nervous system?
I hope you don't have any brothers.

9/12/2010 7:32:32 AM

WWWWolf

> Abortion is a lot more evil than fratricide.

NOTHING is more evil than destroying the Weighted Companion Cubes.

9/12/2010 7:56:55 AM

Canadiest

How?

9/12/2010 7:57:16 AM

Mudak

So let me get this straight: fratricide is documented in the bible (Cain and Abel), with the killer being punished personally by god. There is no reference anywhere in the bible to abortion. Thus, abortion is worse.

The logic here is astounding.

9/12/2010 8:04:25 AM



teh babby's hav now urigunul sin, tey r inosent n preshus unti dey burn, den wey beat teh urigunul sin outta dem. aythest aburt dem, teh eat feetuzz 4 lulz. And that's terrible.

9/12/2010 8:11:53 AM

Justanotheratheist

In that case, I'd like to offer your brother a once-off job. Do you have his number?

9/12/2010 8:20:48 AM

Berny

You don't really know what "fratricide" means, do you moron?

9/12/2010 8:26:53 AM

Vince

I'm getting the idea that not only do you not seem to know what fratricide is, but you may also not even understand what an abortion actually is.

This explains so much.

9/12/2010 8:38:59 AM

Equalist

Sibling rivalry ftl

9/12/2010 8:51:13 AM

Doctor Whom

The score is -61. Some things are too stupid even for comment sections.

9/12/2010 8:51:26 AM

freako104

How so? with abortion it is the woman's choice as it is her body. Fratricide is killing someone, living, breathing and sentient.

9/12/2010 10:06:02 AM



Yes, because, you know, thou shalt not kill was nevery meant to be taken literarilly. Or what?

9/12/2010 10:06:29 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


9/12/2010 10:12:16 AM

aaa

Seen worse. I give it 7 out of 10.

9/12/2010 10:28:55 AM

mika

do I have to know what fratricide is (or do I want to know what it is? )

9/12/2010 11:04:15 AM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Swede
I hope you don't have any brothers.

Well, not any more.

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@ Percy Q. Shunn
Couldn't The J just miracle up about 500 loaves of bread or something?
(LOL, great pic!)

9/12/2010 11:14:42 AM

Musicalbookworm

Really, um, ok, if you say so...

9/12/2010 11:30:04 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Hey! I think I figured out this puzzling quote:

In this guy's incestuous family, where dad is also grandpappy and uncle, abortion and fratricide are exactly the same and accomplished in one quick medical procedure.

What do I win?

9/12/2010 11:45:21 AM

Cont Dribbler

I know the most evil thing in the world. It is having anal sex with a lesbian abortionist whilst, at the same time, a Liberal atheist is having anal sex with you. Do you have any idea what that will lead to? I'll tell you. It will lead to pigs marrying sheep, and dogs marrying giraffes, if they can get them, otherwise it will be cattle or goats. This is the sort of thing that not believing in God leads to, if you are a screeching simpleton, that is.

9/12/2010 12:17:50 PM

Blasphemina

You know that the fetuses aren't wearing blue or pink onesies and waving rattles in utero, right?

9/12/2010 1:35:49 PM

Percy Q. Shunn


9/12/2010 1:41:38 PM

Neith

Does FAzRiN not realize that fratricide can apply to humans?

9/12/2010 1:59:24 PM

Lotus-thing

I disagree. o0 I'm pretty sure I'd have to be pretty damn low to murdilate even my jerk of a younger brother.

9/12/2010 2:05:55 PM

Zeus Almighty

FAzRiN is a lot more stupid than amoebae.

Fixed.

9/12/2010 2:07:48 PM
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