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[not that i aprove of gay marriages btw just think there are bigger issues that we, as christians should be concerned with]

Having "bigger" issues on our plate is just the distraction Satan would love.

Shannon Williams, NOM facebook page 55 Comments [9/12/2010 7:14:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Corbin
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Martha Jones

Yeah, cause Satan really wants you to work on poverty. That is just, such a trivial issue in comparison to the gays getting married!

9/12/2010 7:26:27 AM

I read about the afterlife

So Satan would love for us to feed the poor, end genocides, and stop human rights abuse? And God's concerned with who's in whose pants and the legal status of their relationship?

Well, I know who I'm rooting for now...

9/12/2010 7:33:49 AM

The Lazy One

So Satan wants us to fix the economy, while God wants us to freak out out about gay people existing?

Sorry Shannon, but I think Satan's right on this one.

9/12/2010 7:34:39 AM

LDM

Whereas God grovelers want to distract us from an unjust war and an economy run into the ground by freaking out over gays marrying.

9/12/2010 7:39:12 AM

Amanda

Satan: BWAHAHAHAHA! Now that those silly Christians are concerned with trifles like war and famine, it's time to get on with the homo loving!

9/12/2010 7:51:54 AM

name

Unless, gay marriage is the distraction.

9/12/2010 7:52:40 AM

WWWWolf

> Having "bigger" issues on our plate is just the distraction Satan would love.

I do my own part to inform and entertain people, because I feel making people find out new things and feel less miserable is important. Sure, it's a "distraction". It's a distraction that makes the world livable.

Opposing gay marriage may be a big daily issue for you, but most of the world doesn't give a rat's ass about it. Spend your time on something - anything - that's actually constructive. Try your damnest to actually leave a mark. Construct. Don't tear down.

I'd elaborate more, but - irony duly noted - this is one of the deconstructive messages. I need to go build something interesting. I've got a funny idea to implement. If I make people smile tonight, I've accomplished something. What have you accomplished?

9/12/2010 7:54:07 AM

Thinking Allowed

...and Satan can't do anything without the christian god's permission.

9/12/2010 8:06:58 AM

JSS

Because only a loving god with priorities in order would put the slaughter of unborn babies aside to stop intimate love between two of the same gender.

9/12/2010 8:33:24 AM

Berny

That's right, because people starving amid plenty are so much less of a real problem than "teh gheys" being able to live happily ever after.
Asshole.

9/12/2010 8:35:41 AM

clockworkgirl21

So Satan would love for us to feed the poor, end genocides, and stop human rights abuse? And God's concerned with who's in whose pants and the legal status of their relationship?

Well, I know who I'm rooting for now...


Ditto!

9/12/2010 8:48:26 AM

Doctor Whom

Yet more evidence that you're worshiping the wrong one.

9/12/2010 8:49:24 AM

Canadiest

So the Bush administration created all these "distractions" so little things could be pushed aside as unimportant. Why'd you fucks go along with such a diabolical plan?

9/12/2010 9:28:57 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Wait...you think Satan is real?

9/12/2010 9:42:03 AM



So what? There can be no sense of priority?

9/12/2010 9:42:07 AM



You're making a good case for satanism.

9/12/2010 9:49:06 AM

Pannic

Here are some bigger issues -

Poverty

Broken-up families

Teen pregnancy

9/12/2010 9:53:18 AM

freako104

So you make the case for Satan. How? God is only concerned with gay marriage where Satan is concerned with ending the wars, fighting poverty, helping clean up the world, etc.

9/12/2010 10:02:11 AM



In that case, Satan did a very crappy job. You know, not counting on poverty, starvation, wars...............

9/12/2010 10:05:41 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

jesus loves teh ghey secks!


9/12/2010 10:07:17 AM

Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis.

Why is it called the NOM page?

9/12/2010 10:32:26 AM

clockworkgirl21

Oversized male clitoris?

A penis?

9/12/2010 10:32:45 AM

freako104

@Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis.



NOM=National Organization for Marriage

9/12/2010 10:39:21 AM

Jon

Okay, I admit it. I LOL'd.

9/12/2010 10:49:21 AM

Musicalbookworm

I'm starting to think this Satan guy is getting a bad rap.

9/12/2010 10:55:35 AM
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