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#1206126
Martha Jones
Yeah, cause Satan really wants you to work on poverty. That is just, such a trivial issue in comparison to the gays getting married!
9/12/2010 7:26:27 AM
#1206128
I read about the afterlife
So Satan would love for us to feed the poor, end genocides, and stop human rights abuse? And God's concerned with who's in whose pants and the legal status of their relationship?
Well, I know who I'm rooting for now...
9/12/2010 7:33:49 AM
#1206130
The Lazy One
So Satan wants us to fix the economy, while God wants us to freak out out about gay people existing?
Sorry Shannon, but I think Satan's right on this one.
9/12/2010 7:34:39 AM
#1206133
LDM
Whereas God grovelers want to distract us from an unjust war and an economy run into the ground by freaking out over gays marrying.
9/12/2010 7:39:12 AM
#1206136
Amanda
Satan: BWAHAHAHAHA! Now that those silly Christians are concerned with trifles like war and famine, it's time to get on with the homo loving!
9/12/2010 7:51:54 AM
#1206137
name
Unless, gay marriage is the distraction.
9/12/2010 7:52:40 AM
#1206138
WWWWolf
> Having "bigger" issues on our plate is just the distraction Satan would love.
I do my own part to inform and entertain people, because I feel making people find out new things and feel less miserable is important. Sure, it's a "distraction". It's a distraction that makes the world livable.
Opposing gay marriage may be a big daily issue for you, but most of the world doesn't give a rat's ass about it. Spend your time on something - anything - that's actually constructive. Try your damnest to actually leave a mark. Construct. Don't tear down.
I'd elaborate more, but - irony duly noted - this is one of the deconstructive messages. I need to go build something interesting. I've got a funny idea to implement. If I make people smile tonight, I've accomplished something. What have you accomplished?
9/12/2010 7:54:07 AM
#1206144
Thinking Allowed
...and Satan can't do anything without the christian god's permission.
9/12/2010 8:06:58 AM
#1206158
JSS
Because only a loving god with priorities in order would put the slaughter of unborn babies aside to stop intimate love between two of the same gender.
9/12/2010 8:33:24 AM
#1206160
Berny
That's right, because people starving amid plenty are so much less of a real problem than "teh gheys" being able to live happily ever after.
Asshole.
9/12/2010 8:35:41 AM
#1206162
clockworkgirl21
So Satan would love for us to feed the poor, end genocides, and stop human rights abuse? And God's concerned with who's in whose pants and the legal status of their relationship?
Well, I know who I'm rooting for now...
Ditto!
9/12/2010 8:48:26 AM
#1206164
Doctor Whom
Yet more evidence that you're worshiping the wrong one.
9/12/2010 8:49:24 AM
#1206170
Canadiest
So the Bush administration created all these "distractions" so little things could be pushed aside as unimportant. Why'd you fucks go along with such a diabolical plan?
9/12/2010 9:28:57 AM
#1206174
JohnTheAtheist
Wait...you think Satan is real?
9/12/2010 9:42:03 AM
#1206176
So what? There can be no sense of priority?
9/12/2010 9:42:07 AM
#1206177
You're making a good case for satanism.
9/12/2010 9:49:06 AM
#1206179
Pannic
Here are some bigger issues -
Poverty
Broken-up families
Teen pregnancy
9/12/2010 9:53:18 AM
#1206181
freako104
So you make the case for Satan. How? God is only concerned with gay marriage where Satan is concerned with ending the wars, fighting poverty, helping clean up the world, etc.
9/12/2010 10:02:11 AM
#1206183
In that case, Satan did a very crappy job. You know, not counting on poverty, starvation, wars...............
9/12/2010 10:05:41 AM
#1206186
Percy Q. Shunn
jesus loves teh ghey secks!
9/12/2010 10:07:17 AM
#1206193
Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis.
Why is it called the NOM page?
9/12/2010 10:32:26 AM
#1206194
clockworkgirl21
Oversized male clitoris?
A penis?
9/12/2010 10:32:45 AM
#1206196
freako104
@Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis.
NOM=National Organization for Marriage
9/12/2010 10:39:21 AM
#1206198
Jon
Okay, I admit it. I LOL'd.
9/12/2010 10:49:21 AM
#1206202
Musicalbookworm
I'm starting to think this Satan guy is getting a bad rap.
9/12/2010 10:55:35 AM
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