[not that i aprove of gay marriages btw just think there are bigger issues that we, as christians should be concerned with]
Having "bigger" issues on our plate is just the distraction Satan would love.
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So Satan would love for us to feed the poor, end genocides, and stop human rights abuse? And God's concerned with who's in whose pants and the legal status of their relationship?
Well, I know who I'm rooting for now...
So Satan wants us to fix the economy, while God wants us to freak out out about gay people existing?
Sorry Shannon, but I think Satan's right on this one.
> Having "bigger" issues on our plate is just the distraction Satan would love.
I do my own part to inform and entertain people, because I feel making people find out new things and feel less miserable is important. Sure, it's a "distraction". It's a distraction that makes the world livable.
Opposing gay marriage may be a big daily issue for you, but most of the world doesn't give a rat's ass about it. Spend your time on something - anything - that's actually constructive. Try your damnest to actually leave a mark. Construct. Don't tear down.
I'd elaborate more, but - irony duly noted - this is one of the deconstructive messages. I need to go build something interesting. I've got a funny idea to implement. If I make people smile tonight, I've accomplished something. What have you accomplished?
So Satan would love for us to feed the poor, end genocides, and stop human rights abuse? And God's concerned with who's in whose pants and the legal status of their relationship?
Well, I know who I'm rooting for now...
Ditto!
So you make the case for Satan. How? God is only concerned with gay marriage where Satan is concerned with ending the wars, fighting poverty, helping clean up the world, etc.
In that case, Satan did a very crappy job. You know, not counting on poverty, starvation, wars...............
Oversized male clitoris?
A penis?
Shannon, I love the size of your mental capacity, I don't why, it's just that sometimes I find small things are cute. And I just love to worship things that are so small that to all intents and purposes they are invisible. I know I'm not alone in that though, because there are many others who worship very tiny things that might as well be invisible, too. The smallest and most invisible of these trifling things are called God and Satan. Easy to see why people like them, they are so teeny tiny and cute, invisibly so, in fact. Drool on Shannon.
Wait, what ?
So now, not only is gay marriage an "issue", but it's more important than absolutely everything else that needs to be improved upon in this world?
Ms. Williams should be sent to some Third-World country and forced to live as the majority of the natives do, with no outside help for a while...
Yeah, starving people in third world countries are just a satanic distraction.
You gotta stop teh icky gays!!1!oneeleven!
Making combating the harmless "sin" of homosexuality a priority over combating actual social ills, dealing with world conflicts, and overcoming strife and afflictions of natural origin seems like it is actually playing into this mythological prankster demon called Satan moreso than simply ignoring a "sin" that has no clear negative consequences.
Why are you so fixated on this one issue? The economy and infrastructure have gone to shit, the justice system has gone to shit and most of the states have gone to shit. Yet, you keep yapping about a small issue and act like a douchebag.
WTF!? Why are Christians always blaming me for stupid shit? What is fucking wrong with them? I have better things to do than worry about a bunch of apes and their stupidity. You humans are so afraid that you jump at your own shadow thinking I am there. Stop dragging my name through the mud to cover up you own inadequacies. You humans are already on the path to destruction...only it won't be I or Yahweh's fault, but your own. Jesus fucking Christ, use that damn brain of yours already people. Or do you humans really want to live in the Dark Ages?
You know, you fundies make Satan seem like a great guy every time you talk about him. I mean now, according to you, he wants us to get our priorities straight and work on more important issues. Are you sure you're worshiping the right person?
Yeah, don't do anything useful and/or important because that is of the Devil.
You guys are fucked up, you so FUCKED UP!
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@ Mycoid Mike, a flame-proof goat-man trapped in a magma chamber - awesome summation :-D
Yes, because Satan knows that the downfall of civilization will be from gay people finally being allowed to marry the people they are already having sex with, instead of poverty, high unemployment, war, etc.
Fundies: Satan's greatest publicists.
Seriously, even the most die-hard devil-worshippers out there (if there are in fact that many) can't make him sound as appealing as you people do.
@Satan: Because you're the most convenient scapegoat. And they'd love to live in the Dark Ages, because they think that it was the Golden Age of Christendom and stupidly refuse to see that it wouldn't be only the atheists/communists/liberals/homosexuals/women/PoCs/Muslims/Jews/etc. who would suffer, THEY would suffer, too. But they're too deluded and ignorant to realize that.
Ya know, I would just love to take all of these Wingnuts, strap them to chairs in front of a big movie screen & do to them like what they did to Alex in "The Clockwork Orange" (except it'll work in reverse)...only I'd show dramatizations of Jesus healing, feeding & "good-deed doing" (while quotes of the Man himself are both played & shown visually...while some nice music plays..."All you need is Love..."..."Come along people now..Smile on your brother!..."). I'll show Jesus' famous "Temple Moneychangers Freakout" & his major dressing down of the Pharassees ("Scribes...Pharassees...HYPOCRITES!...")....Then I'll have a Gnostic Christian explain why God (especially in the OT) is such a psycho (it ain't really Him...it's a pseudo-god called "Ilaldabaoth" the Demiurge...wormed his way into Abrahamic faiths). Perhaps if Gnosticism was returned to Christianity as "legit" (and applied to Judaism & Islam as well) we wouldn't have so much fundies! (NOTE: Gnosticism isn't all about Earth-hating...it's more like Buddhism & Hinduism in some ways...there's even Pagan forms...there's no one set monolithic 'Gnosticism'...some reject matter, some don't).
Frankly, the Four Gospels are the only part worth reading.
I think stuff like the Gospel Of The Holy Twelve & the Gnostic Scriptures are a better substitute IMHO.
.....But I'll stay NeoPagan.
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