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#1206440
Prager
If that's the case then I'm happy I won't have to spend eternity with them: It's better to burn for all eternity than to have to make polite conversation with right-wing nutcases for even a few minutes.
9/13/2010 2:01:53 AM
#1206444
Jesus Klingon
Q: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour?
A: No, but I voted for John McCain. That's just as good, right?
9/13/2010 2:13:38 AM
#1206449
anevilmeme
So you hear voices? Well that explains a lot.
9/13/2010 2:36:27 AM
#1206452
John_in_Oz
This is the English version of the doctrine of the Pharisees.
9/13/2010 2:44:25 AM
#1206454
Wait, another Calvinist nonsense. If they're "written in the Book of life", how can it make sense to be a Christian?, or free will, for that matter?
9/13/2010 2:49:29 AM
#1206456
John_in_Oz
This is the English version of the doctrine of the Pharisees.
Oops, double post. I guess God wanted me to emphasise the point.
9/13/2010 2:51:26 AM
#1206465
Canadia
Then shouldn't at least something you say have merit?
9/13/2010 3:09:32 AM
#1206469
Blasphemina
I prayed before this comment too and I felt strongly moved to say Jodie, you're a fucking ignorant, bigoted cunt. In the most prayerful way possible, of course.
9/13/2010 3:13:07 AM
#1206472
nutbunny
"....I always try to say what I feel that God is telling me to say."
Then you are either schizophrenic or "listening to your inner child", neither of which are good for you in the long run.
9/13/2010 3:19:26 AM
#1206478
Justanotheratheist
God is either talking shit, or your ears need cleaning.
9/13/2010 3:25:38 AM
#1206480
aaa
Congratulations, you are pathetic.
9/13/2010 3:28:13 AM
#1206487
whatever
"Conservatives are those who are written in God's Book of Life."
Citation needed. (yawn)...
9/13/2010 3:45:36 AM
#1206521
London Jew
I think god is telling you to STFU.
9/13/2010 4:29:42 AM
#1206541
Mister Spak
"Conservatives are those who are written in God's Book of Life."
What about conservative muslims? You know, the one who outlaw bikinis and porn and evolution and gays? And sleep with a gun under their pillow dreaming of killing gods enemies?
9/13/2010 4:45:02 AM
#1206562
JSS
Yes, and I'm going to tell you the same thing I told
this guy.
9/13/2010 5:14:49 AM
#1206570
nazani14
Read "What's Wrong With Kansas?" A great book about how the Right uses religious issues to get people to vote against their own financial interests.
9/13/2010 5:50:50 AM
#1206580
dionysus
Conservatives are those who are written in God's Book of Life. They might not all be believers yet, but most likely they will be some day.
So the suicide bombers who attacked the Twin Towers were actually Christian (since they were ultra-conservative)? In that case: NO CHURCHES NEAR GROUND ZERO!!!!
9/13/2010 6:17:14 AM
#1206587
WMDKitty
So you... write what the little voices in your head tell you to write?
9/13/2010 6:26:36 AM
#1206593
Hotspur
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
— Susan B. Anthony
9/13/2010 6:39:10 AM
#1206594
Swede
I know many socialists who are Christians. Many of them are anti-Muslims and anti-Jew. Some are pro-choice, others are anti-choice, some don't mind homosexuality, others are homophobes.
Not everything is either black or white, and if something is, it's seldom all black on one side and all white on the other.
Dear Jodie, open your eyes and experience the world. It's much more than just your little pond at Moonbattery.
The world is fascinating and colorful, but it's also depressing and horrible. Sometimes it's everything at once.
9/13/2010 6:41:32 AM
#1206607
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Jodie + Fundie God = Dumb and Dumber
9/13/2010 6:54:31 AM
#1206612
Doubting Thomas
Yes, yes, we all know that God is a Republican and GOP stand's for God's Own Party.
I guess all those Christian Democrats are going to burn in hell...
Oh, and before you go on about people being "anti-Jew," the KKK is a Christian organization.
9/13/2010 6:57:11 AM
#1206645
GodotIsWaiting4U
You'll get flack for it because it isn't true.
9/13/2010 7:26:20 AM
#1206661
TGRwulf
"Go to Heaven for the Climate, Hell for the company" - Mark Twain.
9/13/2010 7:48:24 AM
#1206679
Quantum Mechanic
So 'conservatives' are morons.
Nothing new there.
9/13/2010 8:19:32 AM
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