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It really is pretty simple, but some people are not ready to accept it. Liberals are those people who are rebelling against God, i.e., pro-abortion, pro-homosexuality, pro-Muslim, anti-Christian and anti-Jew.

Conservatives are those who are written in God's Book of Life. They might not all be believers yet, but most likely they will be some day.

I know I will get flack for this, but I pray before I write every comment and I always try to say what I feel that God is telling me to say.

Jodie, Moonbattery 47 Comments [9/13/2010 1:57:45 AM]
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Prager

If that's the case then I'm happy I won't have to spend eternity with them: It's better to burn for all eternity than to have to make polite conversation with right-wing nutcases for even a few minutes.

9/13/2010 2:01:53 AM

Jesus Klingon

Q: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour?

A: No, but I voted for John McCain. That's just as good, right?

9/13/2010 2:13:38 AM

anevilmeme

So you hear voices? Well that explains a lot.

9/13/2010 2:36:27 AM

John_in_Oz

This is the English version of the doctrine of the Pharisees.

9/13/2010 2:44:25 AM



Wait, another Calvinist nonsense. If they're "written in the Book of life", how can it make sense to be a Christian?, or free will, for that matter?

9/13/2010 2:49:29 AM

John_in_Oz

This is the English version of the doctrine of the Pharisees.

Oops, double post. I guess God wanted me to emphasise the point.

9/13/2010 2:51:26 AM

Canadia

Then shouldn't at least something you say have merit?

9/13/2010 3:09:32 AM

Blasphemina

I prayed before this comment too and I felt strongly moved to say Jodie, you're a fucking ignorant, bigoted cunt. In the most prayerful way possible, of course.

9/13/2010 3:13:07 AM

nutbunny

"....I always try to say what I feel that God is telling me to say."

Then you are either schizophrenic or "listening to your inner child", neither of which are good for you in the long run.

9/13/2010 3:19:26 AM

Justanotheratheist

God is either talking shit, or your ears need cleaning.

9/13/2010 3:25:38 AM

aaa

Congratulations, you are pathetic.

9/13/2010 3:28:13 AM

whatever

"Conservatives are those who are written in God's Book of Life."

Citation needed. (yawn)...

9/13/2010 3:45:36 AM

London Jew

I think god is telling you to STFU.

9/13/2010 4:29:42 AM

Mister Spak

"Conservatives are those who are written in God's Book of Life."

What about conservative muslims? You know, the one who outlaw bikinis and porn and evolution and gays? And sleep with a gun under their pillow dreaming of killing gods enemies?


9/13/2010 4:45:02 AM

JSS

Yes, and I'm going to tell you the same thing I told this guy.

9/13/2010 5:14:49 AM

nazani14

Read "What's Wrong With Kansas?" A great book about how the Right uses religious issues to get people to vote against their own financial interests.

9/13/2010 5:50:50 AM

dionysus

Conservatives are those who are written in God's Book of Life. They might not all be believers yet, but most likely they will be some day.

So the suicide bombers who attacked the Twin Towers were actually Christian (since they were ultra-conservative)? In that case: NO CHURCHES NEAR GROUND ZERO!!!!

9/13/2010 6:17:14 AM

WMDKitty

So you... write what the little voices in your head tell you to write?

9/13/2010 6:26:36 AM

Hotspur

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
— Susan B. Anthony

9/13/2010 6:39:10 AM

Swede

I know many socialists who are Christians. Many of them are anti-Muslims and anti-Jew. Some are pro-choice, others are anti-choice, some don't mind homosexuality, others are homophobes.
Not everything is either black or white, and if something is, it's seldom all black on one side and all white on the other.

Dear Jodie, open your eyes and experience the world. It's much more than just your little pond at Moonbattery.
The world is fascinating and colorful, but it's also depressing and horrible. Sometimes it's everything at once.

9/13/2010 6:41:32 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Jodie + Fundie God = Dumb and Dumber

9/13/2010 6:54:31 AM

Doubting Thomas

Yes, yes, we all know that God is a Republican and GOP stand's for God's Own Party.

I guess all those Christian Democrats are going to burn in hell...

Oh, and before you go on about people being "anti-Jew," the KKK is a Christian organization.

9/13/2010 6:57:11 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

You'll get flack for it because it isn't true.

9/13/2010 7:26:20 AM

TGRwulf

"Go to Heaven for the Climate, Hell for the company" - Mark Twain.

9/13/2010 7:48:24 AM

Quantum Mechanic

So 'conservatives' are morons.
Nothing new there.

9/13/2010 8:19:32 AM
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