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Hey, I don't think that the FBI is coming to take my guns away... that would never happen in a million years. It's going to be the freaking blue helmets that do it. I can't find .223 ammo anywhere local right now. I have a few hundred rounds but that is because I haven't had much time to shoot the rifles lately. I did find some Wolf lately that I'm planning on buying. I have a new toy that needs it.

InstructorPyro , 1911.com 30 Comments [9/13/2010 3:47:13 AM]
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Percy Q. Shunn


9/13/2010 4:20:16 AM

London Jew

Blue helmets? ... what are they, very cold nudists, or what?

9/13/2010 4:37:54 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

This was what I got from google images.



Scary, huh?

9/13/2010 4:41:04 AM

Bowen

Wolf?

Is that some new street drug or something?

9/13/2010 5:12:09 AM

nazani14

I think he means the UN peacekeeping forces. You know how omnipotent they are. I, for one, am totally ready to see a bunch of Belgians and Indians descend upon my redneck neighbors and relieve them of their weapons. They should be replacing their dog-stained matted carpet instead of constantly buying more "toys."

9/13/2010 6:06:52 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

You don't fear the union of people that is a town.

You don't fear the union of towns that is a county.

You don't fear the union of counties that is a state.

You don't fear the union of states that is a nation.

Why do you fear the union of nations?

9/13/2010 6:42:42 AM

jsonitsac

Yes, UN peacekeepers, notice how they've never been able to accomplish that? I mean look at what happened in Rwanda, or Lebanon, or Bosnia.

9/13/2010 7:53:59 AM

nutbunny

Oh gods, you have to be packed away really quickly.
I think you've gone bad.

9/13/2010 8:05:56 AM

Lucilius

You can't find "enough" ammunition for two reasons. One, no amount is ever enough for a bloodthirsty paranoiac; and two, right after Obama's election the demagogues started screaming that the Scary Black Man was going to ban all guns, so your fellow paranoiacs started hoarding bullets. They haven't stopped, egged on by ammo makers who are laughing hysterically at your gullibility. The reality that Democrats have never made any such proposal makes no impression on your delusions.

9/13/2010 9:29:50 AM

Doubting Thomas

Yeah, sure. The UN will be getting around to taking us over any day now... I've been hearing this for about 20 years or more, but can't figure out why the UN can't seem to get off their asses and do anything the crazies say they're going to do.

9/13/2010 11:27:50 AM

Wozza

Sorry, I rang them to check and apparently no one at the UN gives so much as a mouse sized shit about you, your guns, or your paranoid delusions.

9/13/2010 12:39:44 PM

aaa

Kid, are you seriously afraid of UN peacekeepers? Those guys are mostly harmless.

9/13/2010 7:06:47 PM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

Funny. I just bought a bunch of cheap-ass 7.62x39mm, and some 7mm mag recently. I've been buying ammo at the same gun shop since I was 18 (I'm 33 now), and it's been run by the same paranoid, dip-shit husband and wife team all this time--I think they've been there since the 70s actually. Every time I go in they are ranting and raving about how the government is coming to collect our guns, any day now. As with the rapture, I'm beginning to think that this plan to confiscate privately owned firearms might just be complete bullshit too.

Hunting season is fast approaching. While .223 isn't great for deer, it can be used, and since people are heading to the ranges to site their scopes, what's to stop them from taking some of their other firearms, and having a little fun? .223 isn't too pricey, so it's good for target practice. My bet would be that's why you are having trouble finding it.

9/13/2010 11:15:14 PM



You think UN peacekeeping forces are going to descend on small town America and take people's guns away? Really?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

9/13/2010 11:35:10 PM

Lucilius

Then again, I can understand their fear since militia meatheads and Teabaggers are the only groups less competent and effective than UN peacekeepers.

9/14/2010 9:01:02 AM



You can't find enough material(for what, by the way) that is massively produced for national security. How suspicious.

9/14/2010 10:12:19 AM

Smurfette Principle

@Tolpuddle Martyr

Very, very scary indeed.


9/14/2010 5:19:51 PM

WMDKitty

Someone, PLEASE, take this nut's guns BEFORE he goes postal!

9/16/2010 8:03:29 PM



I'm convinced Obama is some sort of secret gun/ammo magnate, in on all this shit.

PS. Damn, if I added a gallon of crazy to this post, it'd make it on CSTDT!

9/17/2010 2:11:53 PM

Brendan Rizzo

And to think it started off so promising. I don't even know who the blue helmets are...

@ Brain_In_A_Jar

You sir, win an Internet.

9/17/2010 3:41:43 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Blue Helmets = United Nations

Wolf = more than likely AK-47 ammo

9/17/2010 5:42:47 PM

jsonitsac

@Reverend Jeremiah

Wolf appears to be an ammunition company.

http://www.wolfammo.com/

9/17/2010 7:54:08 PM

ireadabouttheafterlife

The Blue Helmets?

9/20/2010 4:39:14 PM

Adam

I'm sure those of you saying this will never happen would have said the same thing about the US government confiscating all of the gold owned by private citizens in the early 20th century. But it did happen. The only thing that keeps the UN from seizing our guns is a lack of legislation.

9/20/2010 4:59:15 PM

Adam

btw take a look at this. It is a monument outside the UN bearing the inscription "they will beat their swords into plowshares." Take a good long look at that piece of art. That, my friends, is a PERSONAL firearm. They aren't even hiding a desire to rid the entire world (yes, even down to some random guy in small town America) of his personal weapon. Once they take away the ability for citizens to defend themselves, they can do what they damn well please.
http://www.wearechange.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/un-gun-sculpture-iansa.jpg

9/20/2010 5:02:36 PM
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