The Lord Jesus Christ controls human history. The BP Deepwater Horizon Oil Rig explosion was not an accident. Not was it scheduled by man. It was divine Judgment upon the Prostitute of Babylon, who runs commerce and the economy. Thus far, the Lord has done a remarkable job in keeping the oil out to sea in spite of all the whining by those who are blaming BP. The Lord brought the spill, and the Lord stopped the spill. It stopped as the Savior Planet came into precise conjunction with Midheaven to symbolize a notorious repair. The capping of the oil leak was delayed until July 15, where 15 is for a covering, which is God's solution.
Today as the leak was being stopped, there was a power blackout at Reagan Airport in Washington, DC. The power blackout symbolized the Judgment of Political Babylon. During the time of the blackout, the Senate was voting to pass the Wall Street Financial Reform Bill. This was on the Star Chart as the conjunction of the Red Planet and the Moon in Leo, which symbolizes the rape of the Prostitute of Babylon by the Evil King. A Catwalk on the Star Chart further linked Washington, DC and the Gulf to symbolize the rape of the Prostitute by the Evil King. Wait and see what the freedom loving, flag waving, distinguished and honorable government officials do to destroy BP and the oil industry.
And during this time, Elena Kagan was nominated to the US Supreme Court. That corresponds to the Ascendant sign of Libra and to the Teeter-Totter in the Chart. There was also a staff that stretched across the US on the satellite weather map. A staff symbolizes a rod of justice or a ruling scepter. It corresponded to God's Judgment of the US associated with the Judgment of the Prostitute of Babylon and the nomination of Kagan to the Supreme Court. Kagan is from New York City, which corresponds to Aries, the Descendant sign on the Star Chart.
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Actually I'd say this belongs more in Conspiracy rather than Fundie.
But yeah, I've often wondered why some christians seem to like to use astrology. I even saw astrological symbology used at an old monastery once.
The Lord Jesus Christ controls human history. The BP Deepwater Horizon Oil Rig explosion was not an accident. Not was it scheduled by man. It was divine Judgment upon the Prostitute of Babylon, who runs commerce and the economy. Thus far, the Lord has done a remarkable job in keeping the oil out to sea in spite of all the whining by those who are blaming BP. The Lord brought the spill, and the Lord stopped the spill. It stopped as the Savior Planet came into precise conjunction with Midheaven to symbolize a notorious repair. The capping of the oil leak was delayed until July 15, where 15 is for a covering, which is God's solution.
Oh, okay. So now we know who to sue for all of the damage caused.
the Lord stopped the spill
Tell you what, I bet all the engineers who worked on a solution for the spill feel silly now! They needn't have wasted their time, just waited for Gawd to kick in...
Idiot.
The assassination of President Kennedy was no accident. It happened the day before the airing of the first episode of Doctor Who, symbolising alien involvement. At this time the twin suns of Gallifrey were in direct conjunction with the planet Skaro, meaning that the Daleks did it.
According to you, your "lord" killed hundreds if not thousands of animals, ruined the gulfs ecosystem and economy, ruined the livelyhoods of many a fisherman, made it unsafe to swim in half our east coast, and that's just for starters.
Fuck your lord.
So in order to punish Obama, your "god" destroyed the livelihoods of families along the Gulf Coast and incinerated a bunch of oil platform workers?
Yep, his aim's just as good as usual. Or else you're just full of shit.
"That puffy cloud that looks like a bird symbolizes god's hatred of shrimp.
And this spaghetti stain on my shirt symbolizes god's reminder to vote Republican.
And that guy with the straight jacket coming at me symbolizes..."
So your god caused the spill that decimated Louisiana's wetlands, put people out of business, killed how many animals, etc?
Also note that National (really no one from this area calls it Reagan National. Only tourists) is not in DC but northern VA. Your god is sadistic and has pretty bad aim (though he didn't miss by much)
One word: "Wargle"
Another word: "Bargle"
That is all.
Beware the Whore of Attention! (By the way, I'm also one, but no worries, I'm harmless). It's wedded to the King of Mammon and goes by the name of Larry Wood. Demonic homosexuality is tolerable amongst the hoards of demented spittle-fleckers, because they increase not by sexual means but by black magic, sorcery, cabbages and storks.
If you don't want to end up as a dribbling moron, don't read black books of darkness and death like the Bible. And specially refrain from reading demonic scriptural incantations from the Old Testament out aloud.
By the way, the Prostitute of Babylon is somewhere in Iraq hiding in a pit and dying of pox. So I wouldn't worry about her. But concerning Larry, if you should ever meet him, beware, he got a dose off her.
Wait, you're saying the oil spill was an "act of God"?!
I'm sure BP's lawyers will be overjoyed to hear that! Perhaps you should get in contact, you might have found a whole new source of fundie funding!
"The Lord Jesus Christ controls human history"
So much for freewill, but I am sure you will still argue that I have freewill..because you have a bossy attitude. Its not about logic or being consistent with you, its about people doing as you say.
"The BP Deepwater Horizon Oil Rig explosion was not an accident. Not was it scheduled by man. It was divine Judgment upon the Prostitute of Babylon, who runs commerce and the economy."
ummm..yeah...so Jeebus is responsible for the greed and destruction of our country. Thanks, I hate jeebus even worse now.
"The Lord brought the spill, and the Lord stopped the spill."
what a freak you are. BP is not the lord you fucking idiot
cont..
" It stopped as the Savior Planet came into precise conjunction with Midheaven to symbolize a notorious repair. The capping of the oil leak was delayed until July 15, where 15 is for a covering, which is God's solution"
ummm..yeah...ummm...wut?!!
Today as the leak was being stopped, there was a power blackout at Reagan Airport in Washington, DC.
Coincidence
"During the time of the blackout, the Senate was voting to pass the Wall Street Financial Reform Bill. This was on the Star Chart as the conjunction of the Red Planet and the Moon in Leo, which symbolizes the rape of the Prostitute of Babylon by the Evil King. A Catwalk on the Star Chart further linked Washington, DC and the Gulf to symbolize the rape of the Prostitute by the Evil King. Wait and see what the freedom loving, flag waving, distinguished and honorable government officials do to destroy BP and the oil industry. "
LMFAO .."starchart"?!?! This is mystical magical thinking at its finest.
"And during this time, Elena Kagan was nominated to the US Supreme Court."
Coincidence
"That corresponds to the Ascendant sign of Libra and to the Teeter-Totter in the Chart. There was also a staff that stretched across the US on the satellite weather map. A staff symbolizes a rod of justice or a ruling scepter. It corresponded to God's Judgment of the US associated with the Judgment of the Prostitute of Babylon and the nomination of Kagan to the Supreme Court. Kagan is from New York City, which corresponds to Aries, the Descendant sign on the Star Chart. "
LMFAO...you crack me up!!!
The Lord Jesus Christ controls human history.
Then He's doing a crap job of it.
As for the rest, ts;dr (too stupid; didn't read).
...there are multiple complicated star thingies that symbolize the Prostitute of Babylon? A bit preoccupied, huh?
You know, my family home is named 'Babylon.' This whole 'Whore of Babylon' thing makes me twitchy. Like, you-talkin-bout-me-mam?
The oil being out to sea is PART OF THE PROBLEM YOU FUCKTARD.
I'm pretty sure that divination is forbidden by your holy book, and that includes astrology. Of course, I don't think any serious astrologer would ever call Libra "the teeter-totter".
Ugh! I'm too tired to come up with a well-composed reply to this quote. So instead I will just say that Larry Wood, you are a moron. If your god hates Barack Obama so much, then why the hell did he attack the very industry that the religious right love to get behind?
I just facepalmed. It symbolized you being an idiot.
Further, I sighed. It symbolized my knowledge of the fact that you can vote.
Hi ho Kafoozalem,
Harlot of Jerusalem,
Prostitute of ill repute,
And daughter of the rabbi.
Kafoozalem was a wily witch,
A warty whore,
A brazen bitch,
The cause of all the lips to twitch,
That lived in old Jerusalem.
I can play this, too.
Prop 8 was invalidated by Walker. This clearly means the first boss of Battletoads, the giant walker. The BP oil rig went to great depths, just like the second level. The rise of Wal*Mart refers to the walls, like you have to dodge in the third level. Oh, and Florida has a problem with large snakes, just like those on the fourth level of Battletoads!
Rather than bore you, I'll skip right to the end, the completion of the tower in Dubai. Dark Queen's tower. Need I say more?
OK, I was kind of following your logic when you were talking about God making the disaster in the Gulf, but then you started getting into all that astrology shit which tells me that you're all kinds of religious crazy. And I love how to people like this there are no such things as coincidences, only connections. If two completely separate things happen on the same day, then they have to be related!
And not to Godwin here, but this reminds me of the kind of religious occultism that Hitler believed in.
Confused?
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