All this talk of criminality. Baloney! The average atheist doesn't know the first thing about Christian theology. It takes years and years of intense study to become a master of souls and a wizard of salvation. These dedicated men, and they do need to be testicle bearers, having spent a lifetime of research and prayer, know full well the ramifications of living a biblical life.
Some pertinent facts for you Liberal mockers.
1) Only gifted con-men of a pastoral persuasion may willfully seek to hornswoggle gullible simpletons with lame humour and with the adoption of a fatuous stance and inane persona.
2) Darwin was well known to attend Satanic rituals in the woods during his summer holidays.
3) Evolutionists deliberately cramp their own style by assiduously avoiding the world's premier science text, the Bible.
4) Christians always try to protect the public at large by telling the truth about the the baby eating activities of the atheist.
5) Atheist church doesn't have proper hymns. Instead, because they are so heavily infiltrated by feminists, they sing hers.
6) Christians are only allowed to lie when they are awake. Of course, we usually lie when we are asleep too.
7) The atheist doesn't pray, that's why they never get divine radio contact of the inner head.
8) You can easily make a coherent, or otherwise, sentence by using some or all of the following words and phrases in different interesting orders: Satan, Darwinism, Genesis, Boeing, Liberals, 727, prayer, Muslims, Jesus, tornado, evilutionists, worstest ever pain in the whole world, God told me to get 12 million dollars, burn forever, faggots, crucify, no comment, it wasn't me, you must be mistaken, God told me to do it, no comment, homo, no comment, abortionist, no comment ... that's enough words and phrases to be going on with.
9) Amen.