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The second chapter of the Gospel of John describes the conversion of water into wine by Jesus at a wedding reception. Intuitively one would expect the conversion to occur before anyone tasted the drink. But under quantum mechanics, it is not until observation that matter acquires a definite state. John 2:9 describes this precisely as required by quantum mechanics, and the KJV misses this subtle issue of timing in the conversion.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia, Biblical scientific foreknowledge 84 Comments [9/22/2010 3:43:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 114
Submitted By: Night Jaguar
WTF?! || meh

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"Andy Schlafly is an example of Quantum Moronics."

You've just hit the nail on the head. Frankly, even the AI of the UCAV E.D.I. (in the film "Stealth"), before it was struck by lightning that rearranged it's neural net & made it self-aware, is infinitely more intelligent than him.

Hear that, Andy Schaftafly? You're intellectually inferior to a quantum processor (10Tb/sec) - which is fictional.

PROTIP: Science is already researching into (and the development of) Quantum Processors.

9/25/2010 9:42:12 AM


"and the KJV misses this subtle issue of timing in the conversion."

But, but, but...I thought the KJV was the perfect translation!

9/25/2010 1:15:42 PM


Quantum mechanics doesn't require a "definite state." All matter, regardless of the element or combination thereof must exist in a state. If I remember correctly I hear that more often in statistical thermodynamics, rather than quantum physics.

9/27/2010 5:52:09 AM

Quantum Mechanic

John didn't write John.
It's a forgery Andy.
And you are a lying idiot.

9/1/2011 8:41:32 AM

Geez, its like hearing Sarah Palin talk about the economy

9/1/2011 9:30:35 AM

Quantum Mechanic

You never took one second of a Jr High Quantum Mechanics course, lunatic.

7/28/2013 6:11:55 AM

Andy is a perfect example of irreducible stupidity....

7/28/2013 9:35:42 AM

He's a legend in his own mind...

7/28/2013 9:38:30 AM

It's so nice that Andy allows such unrestricted discussion on his site, welcoming all comments....Oh, wait...

And that list only goes back to April...

7/28/2013 9:47:57 AM
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