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Yesterday God told us that He has ended His relationship with Mrs. Obama and her daughters, that He will make no place for them in The Kingdoms Of God because Mrs. Obama hosted a gay pride celebration in The White House and did not speak out against it. And because her daughters would not speak out against their father sodomizing the children of the world. These are the most sad times! But God has offered them hope. He has offered them a place, a chance to restore themselves to Him. Let us pray the one who he has asked to help them does so. They are beyond His reach. He has removed all Angelic Workers from The White House. It is now a place of utter Darkness, of utter despair. Hopefully some day We can bring The Light back to it, and drive the creatures of Darkness out, if I win the election in 2,012.
Speaking of 2,012 there's a sick movie out claiming that the world's going to be destroyed in that year, and that only a few of humanity will survive. The people that are pushing this are trying to make money. There's no truth to it, whatsoever. God wants me to assure everyone that nothing that abnormal should happen in the year 2,012. Well, if I become President that might be something that many would consider would be the end of the world, but that would be about the only thing! The world will not end with a bang. If mankind perishes it will be with a whimper, it will not be swift and sudden, but slow and agonizing.

Gerald Polley, Voices from Spirit 98 Comments [9/23/2010 10:04:03 AM]
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Berny

And because her daughters would not speak out against their father sodomizing the children of the world.

Holy fuck! Drama queen, much?
So respecting gay people and giving them equal rights is the same as Obama sodomizing all the children in the world to you stupid fuckers?
What a ridiculously twisted world view you possess. Are you sure we're even the same species?

9/23/2010 10:11:46 AM

Cy

You have about as much chance of become president as I do, Mr Polley. And considering I'm an extremely liberal atheist female who is inelegible for the presidency anyway due to being British...

9/23/2010 10:15:43 AM

Papabear

Wow! That's a lot of butt-sex.

So, you think Obama is having anal sex with all the children in the world and that God speaks directly to you, and you want people to take you seriously? Seriously?

9/23/2010 10:21:25 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"Yesterday God told us"

Uh huh, sure.
Get thee to a psychiatrist, your schizophrenia is acting up.

9/23/2010 10:23:40 AM

A Nonny Moose

President Obama is a member of Super Adventure Club? Who knew?

9/23/2010 10:23:58 AM

TGRwulf

Yeah, how dare Michelle Obama be for equal rights for them there fags!

Jesus fucking christ these people are idiots. It actually SURPRISES them that someone on the LEFT is PRO gay rights?! Luckily for us, this asshat has about as much chance at becoming the next president as the rock out in my yard does.

9/23/2010 10:26:10 AM

LM

Yesterday God told us to take your meds, I hope that He has ended His relationship with Mrs. Obama and her daughters, that He will make no place for them in The Kingdoms Of God because Mrs. Obama hosted a gay pride celebration in The White House and did not speak out against it.
You know the Obama kids are pretty young right? What are they supposed to do, call a press conference after school to condemn their mother for not hating gay people?
And because her daughters would not speak out against their father sodomizing the children of the world. The Pope is the Obama kids' father??!???! These are the most sad times! I know, it'll be a long wait for True Blood to start up again. :/
But God has offered them hope.
And Change??? He has offered them a place, a chance to restore themselves to Him. Let us pray the one who he has asked to help them does so. They are beyond His reach.
Even if you think that the White House is the ebilest place evar, god could talk to the kids at their Quaker school if he existed and were so inclined, right? He has removed all Angelic Workers from The White House.
That explains Rahm. It is now a place of utter Darkness, of utter despair. Again, Rahm. Hopefully some day We can bring The Light back to it, and drive the creatures of Darkness out,
I hear he's running for Mayor in Chicago... if I win the election in 2,012. Good luck with that.

9/23/2010 10:27:43 AM

feralboy12

I warned you about cheeking your meds.

9/23/2010 10:33:00 AM

The Lazy One

Dude, you have about as much chance as being the president as my can of Diet Dr. Pepper does.

Actually, the can of soda would be a better president than you.

9/23/2010 10:34:38 AM

Mudak

How many times do we have to say it, that you can tell you've created god in your image when he hates the same people you do...

9/23/2010 10:34:54 AM

Doctor Whom

Today the Invisible Pink Unicorn told me that (i) you make your God sound like an angst-filled college student after a bad breakup and (ii) my cat will be elected President before you are.

9/23/2010 10:40:18 AM

G. Fieendish

Re: A Nonny Moose's comment...
So President Obama's now immortal,(According to the ruler of Methos), due to his Receptor-Cavity being full of Morlocks, then...?
As for the end of the world, everybody knows the events of 2012 (movie or not), is now old hat, as it's the massive Solar Flare, arriving in 2013 (possibly), that will destroy humanity...

9/23/2010 10:42:29 AM

rubber chicken

The scene; Heaven, sparkly mansions, billowing white clouds, the whole nine yards.

pondering 'pon his throne, the omnipotent, omniscient deity himself. Nice smell, good teeth, a real class act.

GOD: Hmmm, it's about time I sent a message to my creations on Earth. Shall I speak from the skies ?..... Nah! Too showy.... Burning bush ?.... Nah! done that one to death..... I know!... I'll speak to some trailer park dwelling bigoted redneck in Siblinghump, Nebraska and get him to spread my word.. That'll convince everyone.

9/23/2010 10:43:54 AM

Seeker in the Dark

Sheesh! "Voices from Spirit", really? More like "Voices in Head"! Take your meds seconded! (or thirded, or fourthed?)

Oh, and thanks for the electoral information, but I vote for Cthulhu. ;-)

9/23/2010 10:48:06 AM

Mad-One

Dude, there's this kick-ass med called Risperdal that you should try out. Once you get the dosage right the voice of god quiets right down. 5mg does it for me, but your mileage may vary. Oh and I'm not a doctor so be sure to see yours for a prescription.

9/23/2010 10:59:13 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

WTF is up with those commas in 2,012[SIC]? That makes this utterly stupid, vapid and insane rant look even crazier.

9/23/2010 11:16:56 AM

Cy

@The Lazy One: I would vote (except for that whole British thing) for the can of Dr. Pepper.

After all, what's the worst that could happen?

9/23/2010 11:18:28 AM

Professor Cold Heart

The original context makes this even more hilarious: it's part of a letter sent to Maria Schwarzenegger. Bet she appreciated it.

9/23/2010 11:23:37 AM

BrightStars

Oh God, please let this whole thing be an elaborate Poe...

Look at his logo for his 2008 Presidential run, done by "the spirit of Jackson Pollock" (channeled through himself of course)

http://www.voicesfromspirit.com/pp2.jpg

9/23/2010 11:24:49 AM

LDM

LM for the win!

9/23/2010 11:28:23 AM

Saccharissa

"Yesterday God told us..."


9/23/2010 11:31:26 AM

evilred

When you talk to god, you're praying. When it talks to, you're a raging loony....

9/23/2010 11:44:42 AM

London Jew

I didn't know the Republicans had chosen a candidate for 2012 already!

9/23/2010 11:49:36 AM



Did you just quote T.S. Elliot in your crazy?

9/23/2010 11:57:06 AM



You must take your Risperdal every day in order for it to be effective. The reason you feel ok now is because your meds are working, not because you don't need them anymore.

9/23/2010 12:00:10 PM
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