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Yesterday God told us that He has ended His relationship with Mrs. Obama and her daughters, that He will make no place for them in The Kingdoms Of God because Mrs. Obama hosted a gay pride celebration in The White House and did not speak out against it. And because her daughters would not speak out against their father sodomizing the children of the world. These are the most sad times! But God has offered them hope. He has offered them a place, a chance to restore themselves to Him. Let us pray the one who he has asked to help them does so. They are beyond His reach. He has removed all Angelic Workers from The White House. It is now a place of utter Darkness, of utter despair. Hopefully some day We can bring The Light back to it, and drive the creatures of Darkness out, if I win the election in 2,012.
Speaking of 2,012 there's a sick movie out claiming that the world's going to be destroyed in that year, and that only a few of humanity will survive. The people that are pushing this are trying to make money. There's no truth to it, whatsoever. God wants me to assure everyone that nothing that abnormal should happen in the year 2,012. Well, if I become President that might be something that many would consider would be the end of the world, but that would be about the only thing! The world will not end with a bang. If mankind perishes it will be with a whimper, it will not be swift and sudden, but slow and agonizing.

Gerald Polley, Voices from Spirit 100 Comments [9/23/2010 10:04:03 AM]
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"Yesterday God told us that He has ended His relationship with Mrs. Obama "

Well to all the people who thought Obama was the antichrist -- turns out Mrs. Obama has brought about the second coming!

9/23/2010 6:27:16 PM


It gets better. According to Wikipedia, he FOUNDED the religion of Spiritism. Well, according to him, he RE-established it after its original practitioners, aliens from the planet Hades, died in the Deluge. Seems he's in communion with God, Jesus, Muhammad, Princess Diana, Johann Sebastian Bach, John Lennon, etc.

I wonder if we can get him to commune with Siddhartha and K'ung-fu-tzu, too?

9/23/2010 6:36:16 PM

The L

1. To my knowledge, the president has never molested children.

2. I didn't realize angels worked in the White House--to my knowledge, all White House staff from the very beginning have been ordinary human beings.

3. Disaster movies are common. To believe disaster will strike just because a disaster movie is out is the height of stupidity. Maybe a dozen people in the entire country are stupid enough to say, "well if Hollywood says it, it must be true!"


9/23/2010 7:20:05 PM


where the fuck are they getting this shit?

9/23/2010 7:20:18 PM


If this guy gets even a little bit of serious support from anyone not residing in a mental institution I will lose any remaining faith in my species as a whole.

9/23/2010 7:26:16 PM

D Laurier

So this God guy... He had an affair with someone elses wife?

9/23/2010 8:06:40 PM


Hey, this guy sounds like the perfect GOP candidate.

9/23/2010 8:43:14 PM


God was speaking Hebrew and you completely misunderstood what he said.

9/23/2010 11:32:28 PM


I dont get it. I mean....why did gawd just now end "his relationship with Mrs. Obama"??? How stupid is gawd? I mean, if he is so smart and omniscient, then he would never even have had such a relationship in the first place. He would have known all about the gay pride celebration to come and would have had it all figured out before hand. I guess your gawd isnt quite as smart as you think.

9/23/2010 11:50:59 PM


So, when are you going to attack people for not speaking out against all the heinous shellfish-eating that's going on all the time?
And what about all these un-godly clothes made of mixed fabrics?

Strange way you have of writing years, Gerald. Did you say 1,996, too?

9/23/2010 11:58:37 PM

@ D Laurier
Yup. Her name was Mary. To his credit, he gave plenty of child support, granting the kid all kinds of kickass powers.

9/24/2010 12:17:11 AM

Arnold Facepalmer

From a Bismarck Tribune article regarding Mr. Polley

"He grew up in a 1950s New England family - his father was a cab driver and his mother stayed home to raise Polley and his two sisters. Young Gerald's life consisted of struggles with dyslexia and a crash that left him with brain damage after a car plowed into his bicycle at the age of 11.
At 17, Polley emerged from a night of drinking and got into a fight with a man who he claims was harassing a female friend of his. The fight ended when Polley pulled out a gun and shot him, Polley said."

Entire article here: http://www.bismarcktribune.com/news/local/article_4d001c70-a8f8-534b-81f4-fd1e50615341.html

9/24/2010 1:30:46 AM


>>if I win the election in 2,012.
This man's grip on reality is tenuous at best.

>>nothing that abnormal should happen in the year 2,012.
First smart thing this man has ever said. And last, I'm afraid.

PS: is it normal to put a comma in a date (2012)?
I'm not familiar with this kind of spelling

9/24/2010 3:54:27 AM

The Jamo

He has removed all Angelic Workers from The White House. It is now a place of utter Darkness, of utter despair. Hopefully some day We can bring The Light back to it, and drive the creatures of Darkness out, if I win the election in 2,012.

You live in a really weird world, Gerald.

9/24/2010 4:16:41 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

The president of the United States is sodomizing the worlds children? That's approximately 2.2 billion butts to sodomize, how does he find time to run the United States at the same time?

9/24/2010 4:55:25 AM


Look at the rest of that letter, he claims to get messages from Michael Jackson and that John Lennon has a position of leadership in Heaven. He is a complete loon.

9/24/2010 6:11:12 AM


If only God would tell you something useful, like the lotto numbers!

9/24/2010 6:31:57 AM


That website contains a LOT of crAzy.

9/24/2010 7:09:58 AM


This guy's practically at "Ted Jesus Christ God" level of weird.

9/24/2010 7:19:47 AM

Ok, if you care to explain, Gerry, some points, I would give you a little credit. First, why would two girls, who aren't even considering going to highschool short term should "speak out" about something they may not understand?. How does God talk to you and not to the guy who is in charge of finding the vaccine against AIDS, for example?. Third, why would a person who hosts an event speak out against it unless he or she is suffering of paranoia?. And by the way, mirror, mirror in the wall, are you trying to tell us that you're not making this shit up to make money?

9/24/2010 9:58:18 AM


Make sure your anti-virus software is up to date before visiting his web site -- it's infected with a Trojan dropper.

For the benefit of my non-technical American friends: no, not that sort of Trojan!

9/24/2010 10:17:08 AM


Look, can everyone please stop sodomizing Gerald's children? It's clearly getting to him.

9/24/2010 12:35:38 PM

At least this person knows that 2012 is a load of shit. Of course it doesn't make up for the rest of their rant.

9/24/2010 1:32:24 PM

I would pay to see that movie. It sounds cool.

9/24/2010 1:53:13 PM


Dude. Take yer pills. NAO.

9/24/2010 3:16:27 PM

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