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Yesterday God told us that He has ended His relationship with Mrs. Obama and her daughters, that He will make no place for them in The Kingdoms Of God because Mrs. Obama hosted a gay pride celebration in The White House and did not speak out against it. And because her daughters would not speak out against their father sodomizing the children of the world. These are the most sad times! But God has offered them hope. He has offered them a place, a chance to restore themselves to Him. Let us pray the one who he has asked to help them does so. They are beyond His reach. He has removed all Angelic Workers from The White House. It is now a place of utter Darkness, of utter despair. Hopefully some day We can bring The Light back to it, and drive the creatures of Darkness out, if I win the election in 2,012.
Speaking of 2,012 there's a sick movie out claiming that the world's going to be destroyed in that year, and that only a few of humanity will survive. The people that are pushing this are trying to make money. There's no truth to it, whatsoever. God wants me to assure everyone that nothing that abnormal should happen in the year 2,012. Well, if I become President that might be something that many would consider would be the end of the world, but that would be about the only thing! The world will not end with a bang. If mankind perishes it will be with a whimper, it will not be swift and sudden, but slow and agonizing.

Gerald Polley, Voices from Spirit 98 Comments [9/23/2010 10:04:03 AM]
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#1211273
shykid

Yeah, I'm thinking the "Spirit" in "Voices from Spirit" is referring to absinthe.

9/24/2010 3:25:10 PM
#1211324


apparently god doesn't know the kids aren't even of age yet

omniscience FTW!

9/24/2010 8:15:26 PM
#1211356
nutbunny

"sodomizing the children of the world"

Awesome.

His cock is probably just a stump now.

9/25/2010 12:15:54 AM
#1211363
Iosa

You know, fundies like to harp on athiests for having no morals, but when reading this, I wonder, who would be more dangerous? Someone who believes there's no ultimate authority to answer to, or someone who believes they can do whatever they want because they have the ultimate authority backing them up (and get messages from said authority).

9/25/2010 1:08:40 AM
#1211372


You call, "Voices from spirit" I call it extreme shizophrenia.

9/25/2010 2:47:30 AM
#1211396


I looked in Wikipedia. Guys, he's a total crook. Not only he claims to speak telepatically with God but also with Buda and with Mohammed. And saying this stupid things instead of helping to solve religious differences.

9/25/2010 9:27:57 AM
#1211426
TheJebusFire

Well, if I become President

Thankfully, that will never happen. The American people aren't that stupid.

9/25/2010 1:11:36 PM
#1211430
WWWWolf

> Yesterday God told us

He must suck at communications then, for He failed to tell me. This obviously raises some questions about His alleged omnipotence.

> He has removed all Angelic Workers from The White House. It is now a place of utter Darkness, of utter despair. Hopefully some day We can bring The Light back to it, and drive the creatures of Darkness out, if I win the election in 2,012.

So let me get this straight: God nixes His support for the White House, and you think you're good enough to put some light in there?

In other words, by your own account, you assume you're powerful enough to fix something God deliberately broke - and you're seeing both God's evil actions and your own hubris as a good thing?

9/25/2010 1:28:09 PM
#1211472
Doug

I thought sodomizing the world's children was more in the Pope's department.

9/25/2010 4:15:57 PM
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nazani14

This is a fun quote, but I would have picked the bit about Michael Jackson performing his first miracle.

9/25/2010 7:40:42 PM
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Gayatri

God 'talks' to you? Schizophrenic, much?

9/25/2010 9:51:11 PM
#1211621
Eggnik

What.

9/26/2010 4:42:20 AM
#1211622
Szena

I bet God always agrees with you, right? And you never thought that was a bit odd, right?

9/26/2010 4:44:25 AM
#1211747
Mech610

You keep your fundie idiocy away from my T.S. Elliot poems! Also, seriously dude, take your meds.

"When you talk to God, that's prayer. When God talks back, that's Schizophrenia." ~Unknown

9/26/2010 1:25:03 PM
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The world will not end with a bang. If mankind perishes it will be with a whimper

That really should make T.S. Eliot spin in his grave.

9/26/2010 3:43:52 PM
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PD

Stop Trippin and writing about serious stuff at the same time!!!!!

9/26/2010 4:54:53 PM
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tlsorrel

It saddens me to know that this is an educated person, or at least a person who knows his or her T. S. Eliot poetry.

9/26/2010 5:37:43 PM
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tlsorrel


9/26/2010 5:38:47 PM
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Shadoboy

Yesterday, The Flying Spaghetti Monster told me that you're an utter moron who needs to be lobotimized.

9/26/2010 11:32:56 PM
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SeekerLancer

So God talks to you. Well there goes any chance of you having a valid opinion.

9/27/2010 10:54:17 AM
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whoanelly

What? Obama is butt raping children?

You're loving that image, aren't you Gerald . . .

6/24/2011 5:33:26 PM
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Watergirl909

Poe. Actually, T.S. Eliot, not Edgar Allan (sorry, poetry pun). Those last two lines are stolen from The Hollow Men by T.S. Eliot. The lines being:

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

So, yeah, Poe.

8/28/2011 1:20:20 PM
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Quantum Mechanic

"Yesterday God told us"

And I quit reading.

10/15/2012 4:52:45 PM
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