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#1211476
Percy Q. Shunn
If you tried to witness to me, I'd kick you right square in the cunt.
9/25/2010 5:05:50 PM
#1211477
Spiddermin
"I've never actually spoken to a person who's holy book tells him to kill me and everyone else that worships the true Living God."
Except that your holy book says the same thing.
"They waged war against the Midianites, as the Lord had commanded Moses, and killed every male among them" Numbers 30:7
So STFU
9/25/2010 5:12:44 PM
#1211478
Davros
poor little fundy can not take a joke
and "knows" that "Islam is a religion that tells its adherents to kill those who won't submit"
with out ever seeing the holly book
and that the Building in New York is a Mosque
9/25/2010 5:15:52 PM
#1211479
Ken
So it's true: the fundie Christians have never actually read the Bible.
Also, way to be an ass.
9/25/2010 5:16:34 PM
#1211480
COVIZAPIBETEFOKY
HAHA you're stupid
9/25/2010 5:18:31 PM
#1211481
Rich
I feel bad for this kid.
He's only 18 or 19 or so and is already completely wrapped up in this mess.
Uggh.
9/25/2010 5:21:39 PM
#1211482
Pule Thamex
It's better to have witnessed and failed than to have not witnessed at all. I expect that's a common occurrence for you. I suppose it's a bit like being washed up on the shores of a remote island and suddenly a primitive tribal loony appears out of the jungle and starts jabbering away at you like a deranged plonker. Of course, in your case, we'd most likely recognize that English was being used, although I imagine it probably wouldn't be very intelligible.
You'll probably do a stretch in one of God's torture chambers for wasting an opportunity to convert a heathen. However, I'll help you out with a spot of persecution, for your quota, I don't know if it's a monthly, weekly, annual, or what period you have to accumulate what amount. Still here's some more for you:-
I bet you're a simpleton who has never managed to convince anyone of the validity of your Jesus nonsense. I bet you're so thick that you don't even know if you're telling a story or asking for advice. I bet you're as evil as is necessary in order to suck up to the invisible one who doesn't exist. I bet the Rapture never ever happens.
I hope that persecution helps.
9/25/2010 5:34:52 PM
#1211483
Your book says the same damn thing, idiot.
9/25/2010 5:50:08 PM
#1211485
God
Dear ThePenguin:
Your failure to witness to somebody has angered me greatly. Because I am a forgiving god, I will not condemn you straight to hell. However, I must still punish you. Your punishment is this: you will be forced to deal with McDonalds customers.
I bless
-God
9/25/2010 5:58:43 PM
#1211486
name
Why would saying "Well, I won't kill you if you don't submit," chill him to the bone?
9/25/2010 5:59:36 PM
#1211487
aaa
You are very easy to spook.
9/25/2010 6:04:16 PM
#1211488
Sasha
Talk about shiny mirrors. I'm going blind here.
9/25/2010 6:20:02 PM
#1211489
Nowonmai
#1, I don't believe your co-worker would have been discussing religion. Chances are he mentioned the community center,and you went off your face chanting the same old tired lie about it being a "Ground Zero Mosque".
#2 My bets when you started in about Islam = killing those who don't believe, he shrugged, said "Whatever" and then ignored you.
9/25/2010 6:21:25 PM
#1211490
Amanda
Why would it chill you to the bone? He said he WOULDN'T kill you.
9/25/2010 6:25:32 PM
#1211491
Areze
"Blarg Muzlims Wharrgarbl"
Lessie, I count hypocrite, bigot, and ignorant rube.
Congrats! You're a waste of oxygen.
9/25/2010 6:28:50 PM
#1211492
TGRwulf
Not only do you know nothing about either Islam or your own faith, but you very obviously have never heard of SARCASM.
9/25/2010 6:29:25 PM
#1211493
Anti-Fundie
The phrase "Well, I won't kill you if you don't submit." chilled you to the bone?
Really?
I mean, to me, not being killed for ignoring religious people's demands is a good thing.
Maybe it's just that rapturite death cultists can't be persecuted without their delusions. Since that's basically all they live for, this phrase obviously showed you that your life has been an enormous waste of time. I can see how that would be a little scary.
9/25/2010 6:29:47 PM
#1211498
feralboy12
Pfffft. Wuss.
9/25/2010 6:39:42 PM
#1211500
pete
Methinks there's a good reason why this freak's potential stops at McDonald's. He/she probably isn't allowed near a cash register either.
9/25/2010 6:51:29 PM
#1211501
freako104
He says he won't kill you and you get chilled? Were you chilled because you found out he is a Muslim? Also your book says that. Hell Moses and his army or Joshua and his army slaughter unbelievers. Because your god told them to. Perhaps you missed those parts? Hell most of the Qu'aran is based on Old Testament. Let me guess: You don't deal with people who believe differently than you do and were very sheltered?
9/25/2010 6:56:52 PM
#1211502
CleverScreenName
Wait... You were chilled to the bone by somebody saying they wouldn't kill you?
9/25/2010 6:57:48 PM
#1211507
EMT420
You're a failure as a Christian. You're going right to Hell.
Jesus would puke.
9/25/2010 7:47:52 PM
#1211508
Dexter
Burger flipper... check
Posting on Rapture Ready... check
Ignorant about his own holy book... check
Hmmm, home schooled?
9/25/2010 7:55:04 PM
#1211510
SleepNeed
I've never actually spoken to a person who's holy book tells him to kill me and everyone else that worships the true Living God.
Esther 8:17
And in every province, and in every city, whithersoever the king's commandment and his decree came, the Jews had joy and gladness, a feast and a good day. And many of the people of the land became Jews; for the fear of the Jews fell upon them.
Or in other words: Convert or die motherfucker! In case you say, "that's the Old Testament, the New Testament changed all that." Here's another one:
John 15:6
If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned.
In other words: Convert or burn in hell forever motherfucker! You fail your own holy book.
9/25/2010 8:01:39 PM
#1211511
His4Life
Why are you having lunch with a Muslim in the first place? And then you're suprised that he doesn't share your values?
1 Corinthians 10:21 You cannot drink the cup of the Lord and the cup of demons too; you cannot have a part in both the Lord's table and the table of demons.
9/25/2010 8:18:02 PM
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