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I have 3 sisters and 2 brothers, my Mom and Dad have died and gone to hell because they did not believe in the Jesus of the Bible. I am the only one of my siblings that believe in Jesus as my savior. They do not want me around because every time I do come around they say that they can’t relax and that they feel guilty around me, hmmmm could it be the Holy Spirit is convicting them, I think so. [Bible verses...] You and all the true Christians are my true family we have been born again not of flesh but of the Spirit of God. So, my siblings are my family of the flesh but not of the Spirit. I will continue to see them, but with great sorrow and patients love and kindness in constant prayer for their salivation.

Jack, Rapture Ready 74 Comments [9/26/2010 12:56:29 PM]
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AuraTwilight

Good riddance your family wants nothing to do with you.

9/26/2010 1:05:30 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

I would be up in arms against any being that sent my parents to be tortured for all eternity. The fact that this guy so blase about believing that god did this to his parents is rather disturbing... how the hell can people worship something so evil?

9/26/2010 1:06:52 PM

Gayatri

Salivation???

9/26/2010 1:07:02 PM

macavitykitsune

I bet they're all salivating over the prospect of getting rid of you and your priggish attitudes, you asshole. Why can't you fundies just relax for a while?

9/26/2010 1:15:04 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

If you were my brother, I would take you out to the middle of nowhere and beat you senseless.

And - "patients?" "salivation?"

9/26/2010 1:23:30 PM

Thinking Allowed

The part of the story Jack is leaving out is the constant preaching to his siblings that makes them irritated and annoyed.

9/26/2010 1:32:40 PM

hmcook87

I think we can be pretty sure his siblings said something quite different to "we don't want you around because we feel guilty around you".

Perhaps "we don't want you around because you wont stop threatening us with hell if we don't join your religion"?

9/26/2010 1:33:31 PM



Wow. I just feel really sad for this person. What kind of monster tells a kid his parents are in Hell?

9/26/2010 1:50:54 PM

Phloom

Another fine example of how divisive Christianity is. My atheist family could give Christians a great example of the family values they are always trying claim are so important.

9/26/2010 2:17:52 PM

Mycoid Mike

Somehow I doubt your siblings have told you they feel guilty when you are around; perhaps they told you they felt "uncomfortable" or "annoyed" instead? Which is exactly what you can expect when you use the deaths of your parents as leverage to get them to legitimize your twisted world-view, you slavering jackal!

9/26/2010 2:22:20 PM

Horsefeathers

"I have 3 sisters and 2 brothers, my Mom and Dad have died and gone to hell because they did not believe in the Jesus of the Bible."

So, which Jesus did they believe in? Jesus the gardener? And why the hell would you continue to worship such a being?

"I am the only one of my siblings that believe in Jesus as my savior."

Ah, so you're the simpleton of the bunch. Well, someone has to be the runt of the litter I suppose.

"hey do not want me around because every time I do come around they say that they can’t relax and that they feel guilty around me, hmmmm could it be the Holy Spirit is convicting them, I think so."

They'd probably rather not be reminded that you're related to them.

"You and all the true Christians are my true family we have been born again not of flesh but of the Spirit of God."

That's cult speak if I've ever heard it.

"So, my siblings are my family of the flesh but not of the Spirit. I will continue to see them, but with great sorrow and patients love and kindness in constant prayer for their salivation."

Whatever keeps you off the streets at night.

9/26/2010 2:24:53 PM

truthinScience

If you want your siblings to salivate it may be easier to cook them a nice steak dinner instead of praying.

9/26/2010 2:32:00 PM

Lucilius

You're parents can't be in Hell. You're not with them.

9/26/2010 2:48:36 PM

Old Viking

They can't stand having you around? Aw, c'mon.

9/26/2010 3:04:57 PM

Ken

It's times like this when I'm glad my fundie Christian cult didn't preach the concept of Hell.

That's right, raptards, your beliefs are more sick and twisted than those of what you would classify as a cult. Have fun looking down your snooty noses at your own families.

9/26/2010 3:20:40 PM

WWWWolf

> So, my siblings are my family of the flesh but not of the Spirit.

You imply that "family of the flesh" is somehow less worthy a relation than "family of the Spirit". So, you're treating them like they're not really your family (bah, just family of the flesh, not Spirit like the good guys), and then wondering why they don't feel comfortable around you.

> You and all the true Christians are my true family

...as the followers of Jim "sunglasses that conceal a frightening obsession for Flavor-Aid" Jones also eloquently put...

9/26/2010 3:25:20 PM

pete

No, Jack. Your siblings, and I suspect everyone unfortunate to have met you, don't want you around because you're a stupid freak with no redeeming qualities.

9/26/2010 3:51:15 PM

Jt

"They do not want me around because every time I do come around they say that they can’t relax and that they feel guilty around me, hmmmm could it be the Holy Spirit is convicting them, I think so."

I think it has more to do with the fact that they're embarrassed to be your family.

9/26/2010 4:24:51 PM

freako104

The holy spirit or you berating them until they feel that way. And they don't like the holier than thou judgmental shit about their parents being in hell.

9/26/2010 4:25:52 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"hey do not want me around because every time I do come around they say that they can’t relax and that they feel guilty around me, hmmmm could it be the Holy Spirit is convicting them, I think so."

Could it be that you are an insufferable prick who your siblings want to tolerate and feel horribly because they simply can't? I think so.

9/26/2010 4:32:58 PM

Pule Thamex

Oh dear! Jack, I'm so sorry. What a very cruel joke to play on you. But I'm afraid it's probably too late now. You've been well and truly gulled. The decent people are going to be in heaven and the deceived ones, like yourself Jack, who are spreading falsehoods and lowering the intelligence level of the human race, will be going to hell. When your family members in heaven look down on your eternal agonies in hell, Jack, I hope they don't effect a blissed-out smile at your misfortune.

Anyway Jack, there's some consolation for you, your residence in hell will only be eternal, that's nowhere near as long as the interminably boring wait for the Rapture to happen.

9/26/2010 4:44:19 PM

Beccs

The don't want you around because you're a creepy, judgemental piece of crap and, frankly, they're better off without you.

9/26/2010 5:35:26 PM

The Wild One, Forever

Your religion is destroying your relationship with your family. Do you really think anyone in your 'family' at Rapture Ready gives a rat's ass about you?

9/26/2010 6:30:56 PM

Nowonmai

I am quite sure the sane part of your family mourns the loss of your mother and father.

They feel guilty by association, as you are an embarrassment to the rest of them.

9/26/2010 6:35:51 PM

Sasha

If you were my sibling and told me my parents were in hell, I would have no further contact with you whatsoever. I think your siblings are much more tolerant than I could be.

9/26/2010 7:12:24 PM
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