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I have 3 sisters and 2 brothers, my Mom and Dad have died and gone to hell because they did not believe in the Jesus of the Bible. I am the only one of my siblings that believe in Jesus as my savior. They do not want me around because every time I do come around they say that they can’t relax and that they feel guilty around me, hmmmm could it be the Holy Spirit is convicting them, I think so. [Bible verses...] You and all the true Christians are my true family we have been born again not of flesh but of the Spirit of God. So, my siblings are my family of the flesh but not of the Spirit. I will continue to see them, but with great sorrow and patients love and kindness in constant prayer for their salivation.

Jack, Rapture Ready 74 Comments [9/26/2010 12:56:29 PM]
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SaneChick

You know they celebrate when he leaves early...

9/26/2010 7:30:45 PM

Wehpudicabok

I prayed for my girlfriend's salivation, but it didn't work. ;)

9/26/2010 8:00:16 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Salivation.


Out of the mouths of fundies.
Pun intended.

9/26/2010 8:07:37 PM

TGRwulf

Gee, or maybe it could be the fact that you're a rapture loon?

9/26/2010 8:16:57 PM

Bad Wolf

"Daddy, teacher said Grandma and Grandpa went to heaven, is that right?"

"Sorry, Janie, Grandma and Grandpa didn't believe the way we do, the way Brother Bubba tol' us, and now they is a-BURNIN in HELLFYRE! CAN YO SAY HALLELUJIAH!!!"

Sadly I have a sister-in-law who would feel right at home with this nutter, and they are far more prevalent (and politically powerful) than we think - and growing quickly.

9/26/2010 8:45:10 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

"for their salivation"

I call poe.

9/26/2010 8:50:22 PM

The Jamo

I wager that they feel uncomfortable because, whereas they would like to just enjoy your company, they cannot as you view them as inferior and proselytize. I would not want to invite you over either. In fact I had a fiend a while back who "found Jesus" and ever since then he has become a complete ass... and that's despite the fact that no one really gave a damn about his religion.

In the words of Radiohead:

You do it to yourself, you do
And that's what really hurts
'Cause you do it to yourself, just you
You and no one else
You do it to yourself

9/26/2010 9:53:41 PM

Serves you right

You're family knows you were a whackaloon from birth. Your siblings don't want you around because it gets harder to refrain from slapping the stupid out of you with each visit.

9/26/2010 10:58:20 PM

Neith

What a sad way to live.

9/26/2010 11:00:30 PM

Shadoboy

And how is this "Jesus of the Bible" any different from a gangster demanding protection money?

9/26/2010 11:16:03 PM

WMDKitty

No, they're just tired of you going on and on (and on!) about Jesus and pestering them about Jesus -- the "Holy Spirit" has nothing to do with it.

9/27/2010 1:08:20 AM



Maybe they don't want to see you because you behave as a total psychopath?

9/27/2010 1:10:10 AM

Prager

The feeling your family has is not guilt, it's annoyance at your weird religious beleifs.

9/27/2010 2:10:20 AM



There is no compassion in you people, only a terrifying conviction in the words of ancient novelists. I wouldn't feel comfortable with you around either. You're an empty vessel, surrendering your humanity as sacrifice to a false god, casting aside love and family in favour of the deafening clamour of other empty vessels. You actually make me sick.

9/27/2010 3:29:17 AM

BeemerRefugee1990

I have an aunt like this. Thankfully there's like 15 states between Maryland and Colorado. She ends every card/letter/phone call with "I'm praying for your soul, that you'll find the light and the salvation of the Lord Jesus Christ."

Yeah, you do that, Aunt Bitch. And I'll remember all the shit you've pulled in your lifetime, and know who's really in trouble at the end.

9/27/2010 4:07:26 AM

KittyKaboom


9/27/2010 6:04:22 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Or it's because you're abrasive and abusive towards them. I guess the latter.

9/27/2010 6:09:47 AM

ergo

"They do not want me around because every time I do come around they say that they can’t relax and that they feel guilty around me, hmmmm could it be the Holy Spirit is convicting them, I think so"

No, it's probably because you're a pushy asshole.

9/27/2010 6:36:42 AM

aaa

You sound like the most pathetic person alive. I don't think you are even worth mocking.

9/27/2010 7:01:50 AM

Shax

What a cold and sad life you have, Jack.

9/27/2010 7:24:26 AM

moose

Jack, your silly comments are not worth my time to look up the babble verses that jeebus tells you to leave your family if they are not religious. Well, follow jeebus' words and leave. Dont speak to them again. You will think that you will have done a great thing.....and you will have. But not what you think. In your attempt to follow jeebus and leave your family, you will have given your family relief from a blithering idiot subling.

9/27/2010 7:52:54 AM

Doctor Fishcake

Saddest post of 2010 nominee?

9/27/2010 8:12:47 AM

Karana

Well, Jesus did say something about giving up your family in order to follow him.
They're just following through like the good fundie sheeple they are.(Though normally they choose to ignore the whole 'give up everything' bit)

9/27/2010 8:14:58 AM



Maybe they're not comfortable around you because you're f-ing annoying, Jack. Has nothing to do with "feeling guilty". I would put $1000 down right now that they never said anything about "feeling guilty" around you, and you just made that part up. I'd bet that money that they only told you they can't relax around you.

9/27/2010 9:00:05 AM

Doubting Thomas

No, they don't want you around because your constant preaching is driving them nuts.

And anyone who believes his parents are in Hell because they didn't believe in Jesus has serious issues. Why would you worship and love a being who is torturing your parents?

And what is it they say about religion bringing people together?

9/27/2010 9:43:17 AM
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