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I bet if you dug up their graves, you'd find they hadn't gone to hell after all, but were just rotting in boxes.
9/27/2010 9:45:48 AM
Great religion you have there that divorces you from your family and teaches you the people who raised and loved you are burning in eternal fire, but it's okay, because you'll be happy forever.
I can't imagine being happy in Heaven knowing my parents were in Hell.
9/27/2010 9:51:02 AM
I'm rather certain they are pleased you've finally decided to leave them the fuck alone.
You sound like such a lovely and joyous human being.
9/27/2010 10:35:31 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
As he is violating the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," Jack should be looking forward to a family reunion in hell.
9/27/2010 11:51:38 AM
9/27/2010 2:06:02 PM
" I will continue to see them, but with great sorrow and patients love and kindness in constant prayer for their salivation."
You're going to eat them? Maybe that's why they don't want to be around you.
9/27/2010 2:28:35 PM
I once said to a classmate, when she commented that I would go to hell no matter what (and she's would go to heaven because she's a gereformeerd (the fundies of the Netherlands), that if people like her would go to heaven, then I would gladly go to hell, thats were all the good people are.
9/27/2010 2:43:13 PM
Hell is a myth for idiots.
9/27/2010 3:30:18 PM
And you'll enjoy heaven while your family's all burning and being tortured for eternity? If I believed in god and was in your situation heaven would be like hell to me.
9/28/2010 11:57:03 AM
"For I have come to set sons against their fathers." Matthew 10-something.
Keep it up, godman. At this rate you'll make it to the daughters-in-law versa mothers-in-law any time now.
Superfluous you say? And you aren't even reading the Book of Ruth.
9/28/2010 8:31:17 PM
NO, I didn't just fart to show my distaste for your dimwitted words. It was just a belch that came out the wrong end.
9/29/2010 5:16:37 PM
When I hear this, I thank God my sister and I are both atheists. When the time comes, neither of us will make a bad time worse by telling the other Mom and Dad are burning in Hell. If she said that to me, I wouldn't want to speak to her again- ever- and I can't blame your siblings for feeling the same way. Fortunately, in my family, that won't happen.
9/29/2010 6:22:03 PM
I think Mom & Dad made the other kids promise to look after Jack, since he's a total idiot.
9/29/2010 6:52:09 PM
Try some Pavlovian conditioning to get that salivation going.
10/2/2010 6:58:24 PM
if you were my brother, i would likely tell you to see a doctor about that head up your ass you've got goin there before slamming the door on you.
10/6/2010 10:28:56 PM
Yeah, you must be a fucking riot to be around at the old family reunions...
10/19/2010 12:12:37 PM
I can't imagine being happy and fulfilled in life if I beieved that my Mom and Dad were suffering in eternal agony. What the hell is wrong with these people?
10/19/2010 12:14:46 PM
"in constant prayer for their salivation"
I bet, you little cannibal.
10/19/2010 12:23:09 PM
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