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I have 3 sisters and 2 brothers, my Mom and Dad have died and gone to hell because they did not believe in the Jesus of the Bible. I am the only one of my siblings that believe in Jesus as my savior. They do not want me around because every time I do come around they say that they can’t relax and that they feel guilty around me, hmmmm could it be the Holy Spirit is convicting them, I think so. [Bible verses...] You and all the true Christians are my true family we have been born again not of flesh but of the Spirit of God. So, my siblings are my family of the flesh but not of the Spirit. I will continue to see them, but with great sorrow and patients love and kindness in constant prayer for their salivation.

Jack, Rapture Ready 74 Comments [9/26/2010 12:56:29 PM]
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John_in_Oz

I bet if you dug up their graves, you'd find they hadn't gone to hell after all, but were just rotting in boxes.

9/27/2010 9:45:48 AM

Brenz

Great religion you have there that divorces you from your family and teaches you the people who raised and loved you are burning in eternal fire, but it's okay, because you'll be happy forever.

I can't imagine being happy in Heaven knowing my parents were in Hell.

9/27/2010 9:51:02 AM

SeekerLancer

I'm rather certain they are pleased you've finally decided to leave them the fuck alone.

You sound like such a lovely and joyous human being.

9/27/2010 10:35:31 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

As he is violating the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," Jack should be looking forward to a family reunion in hell.

9/27/2010 11:51:38 AM

Godbuster

salivation?

9/27/2010 2:06:02 PM

Mister Spak

" I will continue to see them, but with great sorrow and patients love and kindness in constant prayer for their salivation."

You're going to eat them? Maybe that's why they don't want to be around you.

9/27/2010 2:28:35 PM

loki

I once said to a classmate, when she commented that I would go to hell no matter what (and she's would go to heaven because she's a gereformeerd (the fundies of the Netherlands), that if people like her would go to heaven, then I would gladly go to hell, thats were all the good people are.

9/27/2010 2:43:13 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Hell is a myth for idiots.

9/27/2010 3:30:18 PM

dionysus

And you'll enjoy heaven while your family's all burning and being tortured for eternity? If I believed in god and was in your situation heaven would be like hell to me.

9/28/2010 11:57:03 AM

Amadaun

"For I have come to set sons against their fathers." Matthew 10-something.

Keep it up, godman. At this rate you'll make it to the daughters-in-law versa mothers-in-law any time now.

Superfluous you say? And you aren't even reading the Book of Ruth.

9/28/2010 8:31:17 PM

Elia

*shifty look*

NO, I didn't just fart to show my distaste for your dimwitted words. It was just a belch that came out the wrong end.


9/29/2010 5:16:37 PM

Moondog

When I hear this, I thank God my sister and I are both atheists. When the time comes, neither of us will make a bad time worse by telling the other Mom and Dad are burning in Hell. If she said that to me, I wouldn't want to speak to her again- ever- and I can't blame your siblings for feeling the same way. Fortunately, in my family, that won't happen.

9/29/2010 6:22:03 PM



I think Mom & Dad made the other kids promise to look after Jack, since he's a total idiot.

9/29/2010 6:52:09 PM

anonymous

Try some Pavlovian conditioning to get that salivation going.

10/2/2010 6:58:24 PM

Gypsin

if you were my brother, i would likely tell you to see a doctor about that head up your ass you've got goin there before slamming the door on you.


10/6/2010 10:28:56 PM

EdgyB

Yeah, you must be a fucking riot to be around at the old family reunions...

10/19/2010 12:12:37 PM

JohnTheAtheist

I can't imagine being happy and fulfilled in life if I beieved that my Mom and Dad were suffering in eternal agony. What the hell is wrong with these people?

10/19/2010 12:14:46 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"in constant prayer for their salivation"
I bet, you little cannibal.

10/19/2010 12:23:09 PM

Renon

lol 'salivation'

3/11/2011 10:50:45 AM

JimBrown257

If anyone missed the subtext of this one, let me explain it:

This is one of those Jewish kids who rebelled against his family by allowing himself to fall victim to one of those "Jews for Jesus" groups. The commenter is basically like VenomFangX from Youtube.

6/9/2013 3:04:50 PM

Evilutionist

I don't think it's that the Holy Spirit is convicting them. I think it's that you're a holier-than-thou cunt.

4/15/2014 12:00:18 PM

Justanotheratheist

So your parents produuced five normal kids and one blithering idiot.

It could have been much worse.

4/16/2014 12:05:14 AM



"...have died and gone to hell..."

How, exactly, do you know this? Have you been there and seen them? Or are you just guessing that they are there because some bronze-age book said so?

4/16/2014 3:15:10 AM



"...gone to hell because they did not believe in the Jesus of the Bible..."

Nice. Infinite torture for a finite crime; and not a heinous crime against your fellow man, like murder, rape, or other horrible atrocities committed by one man against another, just "not believing". Infinite torture just for that. Sounds like a loving, caring, forgiving god.


4/16/2014 3:18:50 AM
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