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#1211728
AuraTwilight
Citation needed.
9/26/2010 1:04:23 PM
#1211730
Gayatri
Muslims face Jihad? From whom?
9/26/2010 1:06:06 PM
#1211741
macavitykitsune
What the fucking fuck?
9/26/2010 1:15:52 PM
#1211749
Percy Q. Shunn
9/26/2010 1:26:12 PM
#1211756
Muslims cant win with htese people. It's a lot like the Jews with anti-semites: theyre damned if they do and damned if they dont. If they open a shop or start a business, it's to "use our freedoms against us in Jihad". If they go to school or run for a seat in the government, theyre using our freedoms and laws against us to enforce Sharia... And so it goes on and on.... Ridiculous.
9/26/2010 1:37:23 PM
#1211766
Phloom
Again with this Obama is a Muslim nonsense. You fundies have to come clean and admit you hate President Obama because he is a fucking nigger.
9/26/2010 2:12:10 PM
#1211772
Horsefeathers
"Muslims infiltrate churches to assimilate until they are stronger in numbers and demand sharia or face jihad"
Watched the Manchurian Candidate one too many times, have you?
"Praying for muslims to find the real Jesus"
As opposed to that fake Jesus they worship?
9/26/2010 2:21:11 PM
#1211800
Old Viking
Ministers infiltrate bordellos.
9/26/2010 3:01:53 PM
#1211803
Kesla
Can't we just assume everyone who says Obama is a Muslim is just being a very unoriginal Poe? Surely these people don't exist outside the internet where they can make wild accusations totally anonymously.
9/26/2010 3:06:15 PM
#1211854
freako104
The real Jesus as opposed to Isa? How are they infiltrating a church? What if they are just doing something they want to or feel the need to?
9/26/2010 4:24:14 PM
#1211857
Allegory for Jesus
The real Jesus, of course, is a handy little sockpuppet with a love of guns and money. And he has an adorable little hatred of anything without white skin, those who don't care for evangelism, those who are afflicted with a vagina [and even worse: those without a vagina who aren't interested in any themselves!], and those people who would DARE to believe scientific consensus over what he tells you to believe! If you hear it when he tells you that evolution is a farce and that a few dozen cells deserve to be treated like a person, you better believe him, or somebody's kneecaps are in for some serious hurtin'. You DO NOT FUCK with Puppet Jesus. Comprende? Alright, let's get trashed on some "Savior blood," say a few prayers and call it an evening.
9/26/2010 4:26:38 PM
#1211863
Dark_Lord_Prime
So, you morons insist he isn't a Christian because he doesn't attend a church...
...and you still insist he's a secret Muslim BECAUSE he attends a church?
*facepalm*
9/26/2010 4:35:11 PM
#1211878
Pule Thamex
OK. If you say so, you're obviously an expert on deranged religions. But what's that got to do with President Obama? Anyone would swear that he's personally persecuting the Rapture Ready site or something.
Hint: If you want to pray for people to search for Jesus, then pray they go to the parts of the world where sickness, poverty and malnutrition hold sway. He's not to be found in the lands of the lard arses much these days.
9/26/2010 4:58:41 PM
#1211886
DinosaurRidinJeebus
Will the real Jesus please stand up.
I said will the real Jesus please stand up.
Uh...I think were gonna have a problem here.
9/26/2010 5:25:27 PM
#1211928
The Jamo
Yeah, any piece of bullshit will do to support your lunacy, won't it? And if you want people to find Jesus, just direct them to this website. I'm proud to say that I found Jesus in all 4 levels!
http://findjesusgame.com/
9/26/2010 7:09:30 PM
#1211946
Sasha
All I get out of this is that Muslims will face jihad in real Jesus churches.
9/26/2010 8:02:57 PM
#1211953
TGRwulf
These idiots STILL think he's a fucking muslim?
9/26/2010 8:12:54 PM
#1211965
Ratio
You pray for them to find Jesus, and the moment they do, you accuse them of infiltrating. Get fucked.
9/26/2010 8:40:09 PM
#1211970
GodotIsWaiting4U
First you want him in the church, now you don't, MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
9/26/2010 8:59:37 PM
#1211978
Fdragon
Muslims aren't Borg. Idiot.
9/26/2010 9:49:26 PM
#1211984
GigaGuess
*Sigh*
He could be personally whisked up in their whooshfest, and he'd still be a super-secret undercover Muslim.
9/26/2010 10:12:14 PM
#1211985
Nowonmai
What a load of paranoid hogwash.
9/26/2010 10:13:50 PM
#1212003
Shadoboy
Ugh... at this point he could piss on the Q'ran and you'd go "Durrrr mooslimz can piss on teh kuram to trick thier enemies. Praise jeebus herp derp".
9/26/2010 11:14:05 PM
#1212024
Occam's razor is revolving in his tomb.
9/27/2010 1:11:06 AM
#1212025
aaa
I don't think you know how religions work. But what i've seen from your previous posts, you don't know how anything works.
9/27/2010 1:11:53 AM
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