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[Obama recently began attending a church]
Muslims infiltrate churches to assimilate until they are stronger in numbers and demand sharia or face jihad

Praying for muslims to find the real Jesus


Buzzardhut, RR 47 Comments [9/26/2010 12:57:22 PM]
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Submitted By: Amber
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AuraTwilight

Citation needed.

9/26/2010 1:04:23 PM

Gayatri

Muslims face Jihad? From whom?

9/26/2010 1:06:06 PM

macavitykitsune

What the fucking fuck?

9/26/2010 1:15:52 PM

Percy Q. Shunn


9/26/2010 1:26:12 PM



Muslims cant win with htese people. It's a lot like the Jews with anti-semites: theyre damned if they do and damned if they dont. If they open a shop or start a business, it's to "use our freedoms against us in Jihad". If they go to school or run for a seat in the government, theyre using our freedoms and laws against us to enforce Sharia... And so it goes on and on.... Ridiculous.

9/26/2010 1:37:23 PM

Phloom

Again with this Obama is a Muslim nonsense. You fundies have to come clean and admit you hate President Obama because he is a fucking nigger.

9/26/2010 2:12:10 PM

Horsefeathers

"Muslims infiltrate churches to assimilate until they are stronger in numbers and demand sharia or face jihad"

Watched the Manchurian Candidate one too many times, have you?

"Praying for muslims to find the real Jesus"

As opposed to that fake Jesus they worship?

9/26/2010 2:21:11 PM

Old Viking

Ministers infiltrate bordellos.

9/26/2010 3:01:53 PM

Kesla

Can't we just assume everyone who says Obama is a Muslim is just being a very unoriginal Poe? Surely these people don't exist outside the internet where they can make wild accusations totally anonymously.

9/26/2010 3:06:15 PM

freako104

The real Jesus as opposed to Isa? How are they infiltrating a church? What if they are just doing something they want to or feel the need to?

9/26/2010 4:24:14 PM

Allegory for Jesus

The real Jesus, of course, is a handy little sockpuppet with a love of guns and money. And he has an adorable little hatred of anything without white skin, those who don't care for evangelism, those who are afflicted with a vagina [and even worse: those without a vagina who aren't interested in any themselves!], and those people who would DARE to believe scientific consensus over what he tells you to believe! If you hear it when he tells you that evolution is a farce and that a few dozen cells deserve to be treated like a person, you better believe him, or somebody's kneecaps are in for some serious hurtin'. You DO NOT FUCK with Puppet Jesus. Comprende? Alright, let's get trashed on some "Savior blood," say a few prayers and call it an evening.

9/26/2010 4:26:38 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

So, you morons insist he isn't a Christian because he doesn't attend a church...

...and you still insist he's a secret Muslim BECAUSE he attends a church?


*facepalm*

9/26/2010 4:35:11 PM

Pule Thamex

OK. If you say so, you're obviously an expert on deranged religions. But what's that got to do with President Obama? Anyone would swear that he's personally persecuting the Rapture Ready site or something.

Hint: If you want to pray for people to search for Jesus, then pray they go to the parts of the world where sickness, poverty and malnutrition hold sway. He's not to be found in the lands of the lard arses much these days.

9/26/2010 4:58:41 PM

DinosaurRidinJeebus

Will the real Jesus please stand up.

I said will the real Jesus please stand up.

Uh...I think were gonna have a problem here.

9/26/2010 5:25:27 PM

The Jamo

Yeah, any piece of bullshit will do to support your lunacy, won't it? And if you want people to find Jesus, just direct them to this website. I'm proud to say that I found Jesus in all 4 levels!

http://findjesusgame.com/

9/26/2010 7:09:30 PM

Sasha

All I get out of this is that Muslims will face jihad in real Jesus churches.

9/26/2010 8:02:57 PM

TGRwulf

These idiots STILL think he's a fucking muslim?

9/26/2010 8:12:54 PM

Ratio

You pray for them to find Jesus, and the moment they do, you accuse them of infiltrating. Get fucked.

9/26/2010 8:40:09 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

First you want him in the church, now you don't, MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

9/26/2010 8:59:37 PM

Fdragon

Muslims aren't Borg. Idiot.

9/26/2010 9:49:26 PM

GigaGuess

*Sigh*

He could be personally whisked up in their whooshfest, and he'd still be a super-secret undercover Muslim.

9/26/2010 10:12:14 PM

Nowonmai

What a load of paranoid hogwash.

9/26/2010 10:13:50 PM

Shadoboy

Ugh... at this point he could piss on the Q'ran and you'd go "Durrrr mooslimz can piss on teh kuram to trick thier enemies. Praise jeebus herp derp".

9/26/2010 11:14:05 PM



Occam's razor is revolving in his tomb.

9/27/2010 1:11:06 AM

aaa

I don't think you know how religions work. But what i've seen from your previous posts, you don't know how anything works.

9/27/2010 1:11:53 AM
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