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Ever seen an irony meter do a facepalm?
9/26/2010 1:06:20 PM
Percy Q. Shunn
How about hot chicks? Are they allowed?
9/26/2010 1:08:12 PM
"This forum is not for conspiracies. This forum is for information about the conspiracy. Threads about the conspiracy will be deleted; only threads about the conspiracy are allowed. DO NOT POST ABOUT THE CONSPIRACY."
9/26/2010 1:16:05 PM
Mine just did.
9/26/2010 1:31:03 PM
RR has banned me for being an atheist. I signed up but I never posted. I suspect they watch FSTD, just to find out who is an evil atheist.
9/26/2010 1:58:36 PM
the old firm
9/26/2010 2:19:34 PM
"Conspiracy threads will be deleted."
rm -rf /Rapture\ Ready
9/26/2010 2:33:53 PM
-Don't post conspiracy threads here; only post conspiracy threads here!-
Isn't this the sort of paradox Sci-fi writers warn us will cause the universe to explode or something?
9/26/2010 2:46:40 PM
I've often wondered what the purpose of a One World Government is. Once you have it, then what do you do?
9/26/2010 2:54:41 PM
"This is not a forum for conspiracy theories, this is a place for news, articles, and commentaries regarding the UN/EU, and the emerging One World Government revealing end times events. Matthew 24; Romans 8:22 Conspiracy threads will be deleted."
OK then just delete the entire forum.
9/26/2010 3:23:12 PM
@Percy Q. Shunn.
I'd allow her on my forum any day!
9/26/2010 3:24:06 PM
"I've often wondered what the purpose of a One World Government is. Once you have it, then what do you do?"
Well, all diplomats will be out of a job for a start. There'll be no more heads of state to invite for visits, so red carpet makers will also go out of business. Passport officials will also be looking for alternative employment...
So, perhaps not a good move in a global recession!
9/26/2010 3:29:33 PM
As if we needed more proof that the whole damn bunch belong in mental institutions.
9/26/2010 3:44:18 PM
Well, we're not sure, but Step 3 is Profit.
9/26/2010 3:51:30 PM
"This is not a forum for conspiracy theories"
Sure looks like one.
9/26/2010 3:53:07 PM
I got banned too. One day I signed up to post because of the blatant lies they were spreading about Muslims. I was labelled a troll by some members and deleted before I logged in the next day with all of them complimenting each other that they got rid of another troll instead of wondering why freedom of speech isnt allowed on that board.
It's such a sad place. They sit there spreading lies and misinformation about other people and revel in hatred while calling it love. I dont hate them, I just pity them.
9/26/2010 4:06:52 PM
Allegory for Jesus
Is this like one of those "Christianity isn't a religion, but is [something minimalist but still relying on religious sets of belief]" kind of thing? The NEW WORLD ORDER conspiracy theory isn't a conspiracy theory because [blather]? Yeah...my brain is dripping...
9/26/2010 4:08:28 PM
It's a miracle that RR thread hasn't imploded in on itself yet.
9/26/2010 4:33:07 PM
We've never had a "one world government" and almost certainly never will. The closest we came was under Alexander, who conquered pretty much everything in the Old World west of India. But even he didn't conquer the Far East, sub-Saharan Africa or the New World. The EU is simply a competitive economic (not political) coalition in response to the US. We still have the Russian Federation, China, India, sub-Saharan Africa, Japan and most of South America. I.e, most of the planet.
When do you expect Castro, Hugo Chavez, Ahmadinejad, Putin and Hu Jintao to join Obama in ruling the world?
9/26/2010 4:42:42 PM
Oh my, that is brilliant...
9/26/2010 4:55:35 PM
you get the Picard facepalm... and possibly a facekeyboard
9/26/2010 6:05:45 PM
If paradoxes could really collapse on themselves, this one would do just that, create a vortex, and take the whole universe down with it.
9/26/2010 6:55:53 PM
I should not have been eating cheese doodles when I read this. I think one came out my nose.
Facepalm d'Or from the Cannes-Nondrum Endless Loop and Mobius Filmstrip Festival.
9/26/2010 7:25:04 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehehe huh hu hu hu ...
No...but for real? Come on now
I take it every claim must be backed up by Alex Jones and Revelations?
9/26/2010 7:51:14 PM
Rapture Ready, the black hole of religious stupidity
9/26/2010 7:51:44 PM
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