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Ernst Roehn, by the way, was actively gay. In fact you couldn’t be promoted within the SA unless you were.

J Wilkinson is right. Atheists and secular humanists, in common with Nazis, are into euthanasia. Catholics aren’t.

Imagine this future dystopia in which Richard Dawkins has become Prime Minister.

Dear Mr and Mrs Shameless

Your claim for Income Based Jobseeker’s Allowance, Housing Benefit, Child Benefit and Council Tax Benefit is time-limited by law and will soon expire. This means you will not get any benefits after [DATE].

An appointment has been made for you and your family to attend the Harold Shipman Exit Clinic at

[ADDRESS]

on the above date. You do not need to bring any sleepwear or personal belongings with you.

It is important that you keep this appointment, as another is unlikely to be available for several months.

You must also notify us at once if any member of your family is pregnant and due to give birth before your clinic appointment date, as an abortion will have to be arranged as soon as possible.

Yours faithfully

Manager
Job Centre Plus
On behalf of the Secretary of State for Work and Social Hygiene

Michael Petek, Protest the Pope 53 Comments [9/27/2010 3:48:12 AM]
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Deepfriedice

Since when was euthanasia defined to be anything other than voluntary?

9/27/2010 3:56:01 AM

thelivingguano

Fap, fap, fap.

Is this chap possibly confalting euthanasia and eugenics?

Dawkins probably would make a shit PM, but not for the reasons Mr Petek rather luridly imagines. Anyway, if benefits were time-limited by law, it would presumably be to encourage people to seek employment. What would be the sense in subsidinsing people's living only to condemn them to an early death, thus robbing the economy of potential workers?

9/27/2010 4:10:14 AM

David B.

Admit it Michael, until last week you thought euthanasia was a Catholic outreach programme to the Far East.

9/27/2010 4:10:27 AM



Secular humanists, in common with Nazis...

whatever argument you were trying to make, you lost.

9/27/2010 4:27:58 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Not sure who Ernst Roehn was but Ernst Röhm was killed during the Night of the Long Knives by followers of a certain Adolf who was very Catholic and very much in favour of involuntary euthanasia. You were saying?

9/27/2010 4:35:59 AM

Kateness

So you can get out of euthanasia simply by not showing up for your appointment, and wait for the next one, several months from then? Sweet.

9/27/2010 5:24:13 AM

Fedup

Sorry, who is Ernst Roehn and what does his sexual orientation have to do with what ever it may be that you are going on about?

9/27/2010 5:24:53 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Yes, Roehm was gay. BUT, everything else in this post is the twofer of Fs, fail and false. Neither Richard Dawkins nor any other atheist would do anything of the sort if Prime Minister. Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you Brits already have an atheist Prime Minister and nothing dystopian occurred?

9/27/2010 5:41:34 AM

London Jew

Now name another gay Nazi. Just one.

I don't think we have had an openly atheist PM, actually. The current deputy is one, though.

9/27/2010 5:53:27 AM

Starscream

Euthanasia =/= Compulsory population control.

If you had even a single fully functioning brain cell in your head, you'd know that.

9/27/2010 6:07:47 AM

Night Ship

It's Röhm, not Roehn, and the SA "fact" is dubious at best.

Hitler was a Catholic.

"I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator.

- Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, Vol. 1 Chapter 2"

9/27/2010 6:16:20 AM

TGRwulf

First off, Hitler was CATHOLIC. The third reich even had "God With Us" in German on their sleeves and had the full support of the German Catholic church.

Also, though you may not like to realize it, Atheists are more likely to give to charities because it's the right thing to do, instead of being forced into it because of the threat of hell.

Lastly, you're dreams of death aren't going to come true, no matter how badly you wish them to. Atheists, though you don't realize it, are all for scientific advancement and the continuation of the human race. Just because we don't want to overpopulate and destroy the planet doesn't mean otherwise. Even from a completely selfish point of view, higher population means more tax revenue. Why would ANY politician not want that?

9/27/2010 6:32:49 AM

John

Your claim for Income Based Jobseeker’s Allowance, Housing Benefit, Child Benefit and Council Tax Benefit is time-limited by law and will soon expire. This means you will not get any benefits after [DATE]. An appointment has been made for you and your family to attend the Harold Shipman Exit Clinic at [ADDRESS]

Gee, just like the Tea Party, except the Tea Party-ers will let you die on your own under a bridge somewhere (and they're for real today, not Petak's fantasy future).

9/27/2010 6:47:01 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Atheists and secular humanists, in common with Nazis, are into euthanasia."

We Atheists don't order the forced euthanasia of millions of people - unlike the Nazis.

"Catholics aren’t."

We Atheists certainly don't forbid the use of contraception to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS - unlike the Catholic Church - thus condemning millions of people (especially in the Third World) to forced (and very slow & agonising) euthanasia.

So the Catholic Church thinks those who condone, support, or even perform abortions are Nazis, and therefore are evil, eh? Well, prepare to dismantle your entire religion, RCC (emphasis added):

Hosea 13:16: 'Samaria will be held guilty, For she has rebelled against her God. They will fall by the sword, Their little ones will be dashed in pieces, And their pregnant women will be ripped open.'

The very deity you claim to worship is himself an abortionist. Therefore, God is a Nazi. Ergo the RCC are Nazis too. QED.

I love the smell of destroyed arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.

"Richard Dawkins has become Prime Minister"

Stop it, you're turning me on.

@Night Ship

"Hitler was a Catholic."

And the RCC right now seem to suffer from extreme - and a very selective form of - amnesia concerning their current Pope:



@TGRwulf

"First off, Hitler was CATHOLIC. The third reich even had "God With Us" in German on their sleeves"

And the Nazis didn't just wear their religion on their sleeves, neither:


9/27/2010 6:48:14 AM

Berny

Between your paranoia and your completely false view of history, I would guess you can barely function without heavy medication.
What happened, did you miss your hourly dose?

9/27/2010 7:05:53 AM

Pule Thamex

Imagine if a Roman Catholic theocracy ruled in Britain. You wouldn't want to be an orphan under a regime like that, neither a boy nor a girl. Imagine the terror in the orphanage each morning as the foppish Catholic Father came mincing on to the stage to take the morning assembly. Then the teachers all in their neat Catholic Nazi uniforms will lead the orphans off for their daily drilling and jackboot parade. Perish the thought. Although, no doubt they are attractive thoughts to some.

9/27/2010 7:15:38 AM

Doubting Thomas

As a matter of history, Hitler used Rohm's homosexuality as an excuse to arrest him when he shut down the SA in favor of the SS.

But what that has to do with euthanasia I have no idea. Oh wait, Nazis = bad, Nazis = euthanasia, euthanasia = bad. I get it now.

And nice how Michael had to throw abortion into the mix. As if anyone has ever been forced to have an abortion by the government.

9/27/2010 7:21:28 AM

breakerslion

"In fact you couldn’t be promoted within the SA unless you were."

In fact, you are a lying sack of shit.

9/27/2010 7:22:18 AM

aaa

Countries do not work that way!

9/27/2010 7:52:44 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Freedom is slavery, war is peace, black is white, jobseeking agencies are murderers, etc. You really have absolutely no brain.

9/27/2010 8:17:42 AM

John_in_Oz

The SA had 3 million members at its peak. The astonishing thing would be if it HADN'T had a homosexual in it.

Oh, and while we're making Godwins, guess which leader of the Catholic Church was in the Hitler Youth?

9/27/2010 8:23:33 AM

nazani14

Definition of EUTHANASIA
: the act or practice of killing or permitting the death of hopelessly sick or injured individuals (as persons or domestic animals) in a relatively painless way for reasons of mercy
— eu·tha·na·sic\-zik, -sik\ adjective
So, Nazis didn't euthanize anyone except maybe their own wounded soldiers. They gassed "mental defectives," which is not a painless way to die. Death by lethal injection or letting Grandma slip away on a load of morphine is closer to euthanasia, and Christians do those things all the time.

9/27/2010 8:29:24 AM

Doctor Whom

Hi, I'm Michael Petek, and I'll be your waiter. Our special for today is nonsense salad with bullshit dressing.

9/27/2010 8:53:27 AM

Ragabash

@Doubting Thomas

"As if anyone has ever been forced to have an abortion by the government."

You'd be surprised to learn how many abortions and sterilizations were ordered and performed in mental institutions throughout the US and Canada. It wasn't zero.

9/27/2010 9:14:26 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Pule Thamex

"Imagine if a Roman Catholic theocracy ruled in Britain. You wouldn't want to be an orphan under a regime like that, neither a boy nor a girl. Imagine the terror in the orphanage each morning as the foppish Catholic Father came mincing on to the stage to take the morning assembly. Then the teachers all in their neat Catholic Nazi uniforms will lead the orphans off for their daily drilling and jackboot parade. Perish the thought. Although, no doubt they are attractive thoughts to some."

So in a way, we in the UK have more to thank Henry VIII and Elizabeth I than we can even imagine (especially Elizabeth I, and how she took no shit from the Catholics). Thank fuck for the Church of England. Certainly how, as a result, fundamentalist religions (especially US-style ones) have never had a toe-hold in our country.

9/27/2010 9:55:29 AM
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