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Ernst Roehn, by the way, was actively gay. In fact you couldn’t be promoted within the SA unless you were.

J Wilkinson is right. Atheists and secular humanists, in common with Nazis, are into euthanasia. Catholics aren’t.

Imagine this future dystopia in which Richard Dawkins has become Prime Minister.

Dear Mr and Mrs Shameless

Your claim for Income Based Jobseeker’s Allowance, Housing Benefit, Child Benefit and Council Tax Benefit is time-limited by law and will soon expire. This means you will not get any benefits after [DATE].

An appointment has been made for you and your family to attend the Harold Shipman Exit Clinic at

[ADDRESS]

on the above date. You do not need to bring any sleepwear or personal belongings with you.

It is important that you keep this appointment, as another is unlikely to be available for several months.

You must also notify us at once if any member of your family is pregnant and due to give birth before your clinic appointment date, as an abortion will have to be arranged as soon as possible.

Yours faithfully

Manager
Job Centre Plus
On behalf of the Secretary of State for Work and Social Hygiene

Michael Petek, Protest the Pope 53 Comments [9/27/2010 3:48:12 AM]
Fundie Index: 80
WTF?! || meh
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Shadoboy

That was the worst fanfiction I ever heard. Even worse than 'My Immortal'.

10/2/2010 10:17:49 PM



The fuck is this?

10/4/2010 3:16:01 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Shanya Almafeta

"Let me know if Richard Dawkins ever does lead a political party. I'd become a UK citizen and vote for him just to watch Perek's head explode in paranoia."

Trust me, the very second Dawkins does that (if he were ever to), I'll be reporting it (with the relevant link; from reuters.com, natch) right here on FSTDT. And I'd vote for him in a hot nanosecond. No fundies' head asploding required. Although that would be a bonus!

10/4/2010 9:23:19 AM
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