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Even President Reagan admitted that he was once a liberal. Thankfully, he grew out of it and became an American!

26Franklin, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [7/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Mog

I...buh...wah...

Wow. That's all I have to say. Just...wow.

4/15/2008 8:33:15 PM



Do these people even know what liberal means?

7/17/2008 4:22:46 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Are you saying Saint Ronnie was the original Flip Flopper?

He was Dem or Repug depending on the wind direction of the day.

7/17/2008 5:07:32 PM

Feminazi

Liberal:
1. favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs.
2. (often initial capital letter) noting or pertaining to a political party advocating measures of progressive political reform.
3. of, pertaining to, based on, or advocating liberalism.
4. favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, esp. as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/liberal

7/17/2008 5:19:43 PM

Canadiest

Wow, Reagan and Liberal in the same sentence.

Speed-reading-bullshit-detection

7/20/2008 5:12:29 PM

Dr. Shrinker

When did he become a moron?

2/26/2009 3:35:59 PM

WMDKitty

Goddammit, now I'm ashamed to *be* American...

3/29/2009 5:44:59 PM

aaa

26Franklin's definition of an American:

Supports dictatorships running death squads, runs military budget high and fill it with useless projects, deregulates economy enough so it will collapse in 30 years and ban guns because of the WAR ON DRUGS.

10/13/2009 10:15:49 AM

Natalie

I am a liberal. I serve in the United States Navy. Not 'merican enough for you?

Fuck you.

10/13/2009 12:07:35 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Yeah, Ronzo and his gang are responsible for breaking the promise to provide lifetime medical care for military retirees.

I wouldn't call him an American, but a gofer for the self-styled aristocrats.

10/13/2009 2:41:40 PM

LDM

I was born and raised right smack in the middle of the USA.

I hold a Kansas driver's license.

I don't require a work permit to get a job here, or a student visa to go to school.

I love American football.

I've voted in every US Presidential election, and even a few mid-term elections.

I cried for weeks after 9/11.

I stand proudly during the US National Anthem.

I eat BBQ and play with explosives every 4th of July.

I sang "America the Beautiful" "Yankee Doodle Dandy" and "This Land is Your Land" in school pageants.

But I guess since I'm a liberal none of that makes me an American. Thank you for setting me straight on that.


10/13/2009 4:18:36 PM

MDB

Ah, yes, liberals are unAmerican. Right.

Like the liberal governor of Texas who so hates America that he suggested his state leave the Union.

Oh, wait, that was Rick Perry, a conservative Republican.

Or how about all of the liberals who cheered with joy when an American city failed to be awarded the Olympic Games?

Oh, wait, that was Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and numerous other conservatives.

And that's just in the past nine months.

10/15/2009 7:13:52 AM

What'd I Do

Yeah! If it weren't for that whole Iran-Contra thing, for which any civilian would have surely been charged with sedition or even treason and executed, Ronnie was America's greatest President! He fought dem Comies, u kno.

11/29/2010 4:04:05 PM

Taco For Paco

Will this site be able to identify fundies from plain idiots? The world may never see that day!

11/29/2010 4:07:47 PM

TB Tabby

He couldn't have been a liberal because he was born in America. There are no liberals here. What you call a radical liberal would be viewed as a moderate conservative in any other nation.

11/29/2010 4:08:19 PM

Elia

I bet you'd vote for McCarthy if someone could bring him back from the dead.

11/29/2010 5:15:22 PM

Jusdtanotheratheist

Maybe this idiot thinks Liberal is a citizen of Liberia?

I'm just guessing - but any-fucking-thing is possible with Rapture Ready. Almost.

11/30/2010 2:16:56 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Even President Reagan admitted that he was once a liberal. Thankfully, he grew out of it and became an American!"

Whereupon he was acted off the screen by a chimpanzee (in the film "Bedtime for Bonzo"). Then he went loopy and thought he was John Wayne. Then he died and did the planet a favour.

11/30/2010 10:38:15 AM

rw23

@ TB Tabby:

> What you call a radical liberal would be viewed as a moderate conservative in any other nation.

You're not wrong. I'd invite you to take Britain's current prime minister on a job-swap with Obama and install him as President pro tem in your country, but I doubt he'd last 20 minutes from the airport before being gunned down by some pillock who thought Cameron wasn't a sufficiently laissez-faire, welfare-slashing, healthcare-selling arsehole aristocratic millionaire with just a mere £19 million in the bank.

Fuck it, for once I can't be arsed to correct that sentence for good grammar!

Edit: Or sense. Sorry. Good night.

11/30/2010 12:36:25 PM

Canadiest

Reagan was a puppet
That being said he was for most his rule a fairly convincing adaptable puppet
W was a puppet too, not nearly as talented. Always could see the strings.

As a puppet, and a good one, Reagan actually seemed to give good genine lip service to shit he never intended to do. Yeah, the liberal Reagan was the puppet lying to America.

11/30/2010 2:17:46 PM

Dr. Weird

Heck, today's GOP is so far off the rails, if Reagan were still alive he'd be considered too liberal and Teabagged out of the Party.

11/30/2010 4:09:35 PM
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