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Not all Muslims are terrorists but ALL terrorists are Muslims!

Indeed, check out WHO has fragged their buddies since 1991. Muslim troops.

I had a Marine who was a muzzie and used his religion like a club, until I caught him drinking in the barracks. OOPS!

They don't assimilate. It is fact. They are as silent as mosque mice when asked to speak out against islamic terrorism. Silence = Consent.

None of them should be on active duty and if they ARE allowed to serve, located in non-combatant areas and weaponless. They ARE the fifth column.

Conan, Moonbattery 99 Comments [9/27/2010 3:52:33 AM]
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Mudak

Timothy McVeigh, Eric Rudolph, and anyone who has ever bombed an abortion clinic would like a word with you.

9/27/2010 4:00:57 AM

David B.

So I guess the 'I' in IRA stood for Islam, right?

9/27/2010 4:08:19 AM

Zither

As would the IRA, the ETA, the Ulster Defence Association, Lehi, and so on. In short, remember to consult Mr. Brain before opening Mr. Mouth.

9/27/2010 4:10:55 AM

Arnold Facepalmer

I'm sure no self-proclaimed fundy Christards ever drink in their barracks.

9/27/2010 4:17:30 AM

WWWWolf

> Not all Muslims are terrorists but ALL terrorists are Muslims!

Yeah! Samson of the Biblical fame, especially! Doing suicide strikes against perfectly honest religious worshippers is obviously the inspiration for Muslim terrorists everywhere!


9/27/2010 4:24:48 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Actually the term "terrorism" comes from the Reign of Terror brought in by the Jacobins during the French Revolution. Robespierre and his gullotine would like a word with you!

9/27/2010 4:29:35 AM



Shitloads of Muslims condemn the violence carried out in the name of their faith. You just can't be bothered to see it.

9/27/2010 4:30:23 AM

phaeton

Timothy McVeigh. Now STFU.

9/27/2010 5:17:29 AM

Mister Spak

"Not all Muslims are terrorists but ALL terrorists are Muslims!"

So doctors at womens clinics are shot by muslims? The teabaggers who bring guns to town meetings are muslims? The people who started the fire at the tennesee mosque were muslims?


9/27/2010 5:19:15 AM

Arctic Knight

Ted Kaczynski

9/27/2010 5:27:57 AM



Not all Muslims are terrorists but ALL terrorists are Muslims!

So Tim McVeigh, Scott Roeder, etc. were Muslims. Good to know.

Indeed, check out WHO has fragged their buddies since 1991. Muslim troops.

I don't know what fragging means. Is he saying that Musims deliberately engage in friendly fire? Even if the rate for it is higher among Muslims, Hanlon's Razor, bitch.

I had a Marine who was a muzzie and used his religion like a club, until I caught him drinking in the barracks. OOPS!

Then he wasn't devout. You fundies can't tell the difference between religious extremism and simple statements of faith, which is why you think all Muslims are terrorists.

They don't assimilate. It is fact. They are as silent as mosque mice when asked to speak out against islamic terrorism. Silence = Consent.

First of all, your previous statement disproved the assertion that Muslims do not assimilate, and second of all, that's not true. A lot of Muslims hate the extremists more than we do, because the extremists' actions cause ignorant fuckwits like you to believe that all Muslims are terrorists, when they aren't.

None of them should be on active duty and if they ARE allowed to serve, located in non-combatant areas and weaponless. They ARE the fifth column.

Was your Muslim marine friend a fifth column? Argument destroyed.

Well, at least he admitted that not all Muslims are terrorists...

EDIT: This is Brendan Rizzo posting.

9/27/2010 5:33:16 AM

Freboy

First:
"I had a Marine who was a muzzie and used his religion like a club, until I caught him drinking in the barracks. OOPS!"

In the very next sentence:
"They don't assimilate. It is fact."

Internal contradiction error.

9/27/2010 5:45:23 AM

breakerslion

Not all morons post at Moonbattery but ...

Fixed.

9/27/2010 5:46:12 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

So, this Marine that you "had" ... did he break off the affair after you caught his assimilated self drinking or what?

9/27/2010 5:46:22 AM

London Jew

I've heard of Conan the Barbarian ... this must be Conan the Internet Warrior. Maybe we can get him to do a one-man banzai charge against the Ebil Mooslim Horde.

9/27/2010 5:56:17 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"Not all Muslims are terrorists but ALL terrorists are Muslims!"

Except for the Christian ones.

9/27/2010 5:57:32 AM

Doubting Thomas

So I guess all the bombings & violence that happened in Northern Ireland during the 80's & 90's were caused by Muslim immigrants?

9/27/2010 6:11:28 AM

Ren

@ #1212076

Yes, fragging means frendly fire (at one point, specifically against ones superior officer, but now can be against anyone.)

I think what he is talking about is the violence between muslim sects. Normally this would be too stupid to contemplate, but looking at the rest of the post...

9/27/2010 6:23:14 AM

TGRwulf

Christians who bombed abortion clinics would like a word with you...

9/27/2010 6:26:28 AM

ergo

Yeah...because violence is exclusive to only one religion, and it's definitely not the Christians who are arming themselves to the teeth and blowing up abortion clinics.

9/27/2010 6:29:38 AM

Horsefeathers

"Not all Muslims are terrorists but ALL terrorists are Muslims!"

Except for the ones that are Christian, apparently.

"Indeed, check out WHO has fragged their buddies since 1991. Muslim troops."

And? You should see the statistics for the U.S. military on such matters. From what I understand it's considerably higher than any other first world military.

"I had a Marine who was a muzzie and used his religion like a club, until I caught him drinking in the barracks. OOPS!"

Ted Haggard. That's all I'll say.

"They don't assimilate. It is fact. They are as silent as mosque mice when asked to speak out against islamic terrorism. Silence = Consent."

I don't recall you Christians making a peep when one of yours blows up something or shoots someone. Wait, never mind. It's only "terrorism" when the other guy does it.

"None of them should be on active duty and if they ARE allowed to serve, located in non-combatant areas and weaponless. They ARE the fifth column."

Fuck you.

9/27/2010 6:31:53 AM

Pule Thamex

"They are as silent as mosque mice..."

No doubt. Whereas, you are as noisy as fuck. Shut it you loud mouthed cretin, you're giving everyone a headache.

9/27/2010 6:58:16 AM

John

Yeah. We all know Eric Rudolph converted to Islam first before bombing the Olympic Park in Atlanta; and Scott Roeder prayed in his mosque the day before shooting Dr. Tiller.

9/27/2010 7:01:33 AM

Anon-e-moose

"They don't assimilate. It is fact."

British Boxer (and silver medallist in the 2004 Athens Olympics) Amir Khan - and especially his father - would like a word with you:



"They are as silent as mosque mice when asked to speak out against islamic terrorism. Silence = Consent."

I think you'll find that the pro-government Muslim Council of Great Britain have been extremely helpful to the Home Office, Scotland Yard's Anti-Terrorist section, and even MI6 in informing on any & all potential terrorist activities here in the UK. Indeed, they have issued fatwas against any & all British Muslims who dare to get involved with terrorist activities in any way - and anywhere. Even to be involved with A-Qaeda is forbidden by said fatwa.

Destroyed argument much, Conan?

Not all Christians are right-wingers, but Timothy McVeigh was a right-wing Christian!

Indeed, check out WHO murdered 168 people including 19 children at the Alfred P. Murrah Building in Oklahoma City in 1995. A right-wing Fundamentalist Christian.

McVeigh, in the US Army, was a white supremacist and used his religion like a club, until he was reprimanded for buying a 'White Power' T-shirt at a KKK protest (against black troops). OOPS!

They don't assimilate. It is fact. They are as silent as megachurch mice when asked to speak out against right-wing fundie terrorism. Silence = Consent.

None of them should be on active duty and if they ARE allowed to serve, located in non-combatant areas and weaponless (preferably sent into minefields, ahead of the infinitely more valuable regular troops). They ARE the fifth column.

fixed. And very easily too.

9/27/2010 7:17:13 AM

John_in_Oz

Opinion versus fact. Learn the fucking difference.

9/27/2010 7:24:29 AM
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