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[Lt. Gen. Thomas P. Bostick referred to anti-gay soldiers as "bigots."]

The Obama virus of Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism is permeating our national body. People will have to choose between God or Satan. This is good. The line is being drawn on earth.

Armaggedon, Free Republic 68 Comments [9/29/2010 3:17:57 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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dionysus

Chicago gangters are Marxist? I could have sworn they were incredibly CAPITALISTIC. You know, what with them having a strong hierarchy and ruthlessly selling their goods and most Chicago gangsters aren't and weren't Muslims. Also I'm pretty sure Obama was never in a gang.

People will have to choose between God or Satan.

Whose god and whose satan? If it's the moderates' god vs. the moderates' satan then god wins, hands down. If it's the fundie version of god vs the fundie version of satan then satan is usually (unintentionally) portrayed as the better guy.

9/29/2010 8:54:53 AM

DevilsChaplain

"Reminds me of an old WWII joke"

Reminds me of an old FSTDT joke:

Go fuck yourself Headache.

9/29/2010 8:59:09 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Islamo-Marxist-Chicago-Gangsterism. Because Al Capone was totally a Commie Muslim.

9/29/2010 9:01:04 AM



People will have to choose between God or Satan
Of course, we could always take a third option

9/29/2010 9:06:30 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Why must I choose between two nonexistent bullshit fantasies of a sick stupid little shit like you?

Go die in a fire.

9/29/2010 9:11:09 AM

Anon-e-moose

@#1212810

"People will have to choose between God or Satan
Of course, we could always take a third option"

Your mentioning this reminded me of what Sheridan did in "Babylon 5" (pointed out in that TV Tropes link you provided), where (and was the whole point of that 2nd Shadow War they'd been fighting; how it was all basically an argument by the two 'First Ones': the Vorlons = 'Order', the Shadows = 'Chaos'). Remembering the cryptic (as ever) words of the original Kosh, 'Understanding is a three-edged sword', he realised what it meant: he understood that in the Order vs. Chaos conflict caused by the Vorlons & Shadows, there was an alternative: for the younger races (Minbari, Narn, Centauri etc, and including Humans), they had advanced enough to no longer need the 'guidance' of the Vorlons or Shadows. Ultimately, he told both of them 'Now get the hell out of our galaxy!', whereupon the shamed First Ones had no choice but to admit the whole interstellar game was up.

In the same way we no longer need religions' concepts of 'Good' or 'Evil'. We can work things out for ourselves.

9/29/2010 9:55:12 AM



I dont get it. Do they just throw some random words and names together and think it makes sense? I dont get it :(

9/29/2010 10:08:58 AM

SeekerLancer

I love how they string together insane titles like Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism.

Those are three different things that have absolutely nothing to do with each other and would never get along with each other yet somehow in the minds of these people it's a legitimate political movement.

9/29/2010 10:41:08 AM



I swear you people just string random words together just to see what comes out.

9/29/2010 11:07:48 AM

feralboy12

I'll take satan. He gets better drugs.

9/29/2010 11:34:04 AM

Nithing

Man and I've just finished Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterist Theory 101.

9/29/2010 11:42:57 AM

breakerslion

"The Obama virus of Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism is permeating our national body."

1. Is it sapping and polluting our precious bodily fluids?

2. Are you sure he's not one of those Commie-fag-junkies George Carlin warned us about?

"People will have to choose between God or Satan."

Make me.

9/29/2010 12:20:02 PM

Wehpudicabok

At this point, the fundies have lost all semblance of even being able to follow a conversation. Their responses have become interchangeable; there is no point in posting the context anymore because context is irrelevant.

Kinda sad in a way, for us I mean.

9/29/2010 1:26:36 PM

Berny

The Obama virus of Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism

What the fuck are they snorting down in Free Republic?
Bat guano?

9/29/2010 2:10:24 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

umm..I thought Marxists were atheist?

Oh..they are Islamo-atheists...gotcha.

9/29/2010 2:49:56 PM

Old Viking

Wow! A professional dumbass.

9/29/2010 2:52:13 PM

Gayari

Where? I can't seem to see any!

9/29/2010 3:02:38 PM

Brendan Rizzo

So treating people as equals is Islamic, Marxist, gangster and Satanic?

I do not think that either of those four words mean what you think they mean.

9/29/2010 3:11:07 PM



1. From Merriam-Webster Online:
big·ot noun \'bi-g?t\
: a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance

So, yes, Lt Gen Bostick is right--on both senses of the word.

Jeez, I know you're on Free Republic, but can't you at least read a dictionary? Oh, yeah, I forgot: "All, knowledge is evil!"

Oh, yeah--almost forgot: *People will have to choose between reality or fantasy. This is good.

There, fixed.

9/29/2010 3:34:09 PM

blayzekohime

They just love to tact a lot of words together that don't mean the same thing, like communist-fascist-socialist-satanist-marxist-nazi-puppies

9/29/2010 3:46:09 PM

Tiado

"Islamo-Marxist-Chiago" Wat?

And then somehow that leads to Satan... I don't get it.

9/29/2010 5:55:41 PM

moose

Gee, it is the night before xmas, and I just lost a tooth. I will have to choose between Santa Claus and the tooth fairy.

On a second note, your comment: "This is good". Is a bit chilling. As in, you actually enjoy the upcoming disaster you are predicting. Your religion has trained you to welcome discontent. Hmmmmm

9/29/2010 6:07:15 PM

nazani14

Pardon me, that should be "the Chicago virus of Islamo-etcetera." Chicagoism trumps all.

9/29/2010 6:44:37 PM

FundiesAreWhack

So many fecktards so little time, you know, what with the END TIMES just around the corner and all.

The only line being drawn in the sand is between a minority of delusional mental midgets like Arma-GAG-on and the majority who have a firm grasp on reality.

9/29/2010 6:46:44 PM

Sasha

The line is being drawn on earth.

The only place the line is being drawn is inside your feeble brain, kid.

9/29/2010 6:55:56 PM
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