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Quote# 76414

[Lt. Gen. Thomas P. Bostick referred to anti-gay soldiers as "bigots."]

The Obama virus of Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism is permeating our national body. People will have to choose between God or Satan. This is good. The line is being drawn on earth.

Armaggedon, Free Republic 68 Comments [9/29/2010 3:17:57 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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#1212964
Mrs. Antichrist

Islamo-Maxist has got to be the dumbest term ever.

9/29/2010 7:15:26 PM

#1212971
Brenz

The number of words you don't understand in that sentence is rapidly outpacing the ones you do.

9/29/2010 8:29:39 PM

#1212974
Ri Jayden

"The Obama virus of Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism"
First of all, it's spelled 'Chicago'

"is permeating our national body. People will have to choose between God or Satan."
You maybe. I had to choose between god and the Kemetic Gods of the Nile. I chose the latter, particularly because my spells produced (and STILL produce) better results than any prayer i ever prayed/ was forced to pray in my youth.
"This is good. The line is being drawn on earth."
Yea, Between you senseless Fundies and the rest of the civilized world. *sigh* I wish there was a ritual to bring along the Rapture, but that would prove you idiots right.

Edit: @ WMD Kitty: I second that HAIL SATAN!

9/29/2010 8:48:33 PM

#1212980
DevilsChaplain

@Mrs. Antichrist

What about Homo-Leninism?

9/29/2010 9:31:56 PM

#1213003
WMDKitty

Two words: HAIL SATAN.

9/29/2010 10:54:07 PM

#1213065
jorma

Obama is a virus now?

9/30/2010 5:38:07 AM

#1213092


Gay Nigger Jew Nazi Communist Klansmen ahoy!

9/30/2010 9:33:34 AM

#1213113
JohnTheAtheist

I think people have to decide between God, Satan or Reason.

9/30/2010 10:17:30 AM

#1213203
Mycoid Mike

Hey everyone, let's all play the Wharrgarbbl game!

The Tamerlane virus of Azteco-Mithraist-Guelph-Sympathizerism is permeating our national body. People will have to choose between decaf and regular. This is pretty. The nose is being scratched on the bus.

9/30/2010 1:59:09 PM

#1213253
Pirate

*repeating facedesk* I thought people would be over this shit by now, the idiocy of the reactionaries really can't be cured, and no i'm not going to call them conservatives, because the republican party is no longer conservative, it has very much become a reactionary party, and if i do seem like a one of the very fundies we mock here, then please, by all means quote this

9/30/2010 4:36:58 PM

#1213344
Brent

Yay! Fundie Mad-Libs!

9/30/2010 11:26:50 PM

#1213348


"Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism'
Don't you mean Islamo-Marxist-Fascist-Naziist-Stalinist-Chiago-Socialist-Capitalist-Reaganist-Maoist-Kim-Jong-Illism?

9/30/2010 11:40:07 PM

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DOS Et Al

They arent bigots. They just dont want to be stared at and oogled at in the same way heterosexual women, the few that exist,dont want to be oogled at by straight men. Gay soliders and lesbian soldiers get the same quarters as straights. They get free peep shows. Straight men cant go into womens lockers, so why should Gay men go into the military? Most gays are cowardly anti-war pacifist liberals,so why go into the miltary? Thats right to screw uncle sam out of cash, and to stick their "lifestyles" in everyone elses faces. AND get a disgusting peek peek. Staight men and straight women ( the few straight women that exist i suppose) have a right NOT to be observed in a sexual way by queers, especially in the military. Its sick to think that we want to openly let these promiscuouse perverts OPENLY join the military...creeping aqll the straights out about who they can trust in a foxhole.

10/1/2010 1:02:54 AM

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Ri Jayden

@DOS Et Al

"They arent bigots. They just dont want to be stared at and oogled at in the same way heterosexual women, the few that exist,dont want to be oogled at by straight men. Gay soliders and lesbian soldiers get the same quarters as straights. They get free peep shows...Most gays are cowardly anti-war pacifist liberals,so why go into the miltary? To screw uncle sam out of cash, and to stick their "lifestyles" in everyone elses faces. AND get a free peek."

In one instance, you're right, I'm one of those "anti-war, pacifist-liberal type gays, so I WON'T be in the military. But, on the other hand, my gay aunt who was actively in the Army during Desert Storm (she subsequently joined the Reserves, and retired recently) would like to have a word with you.

10/1/2010 1:17:28 AM

#1213362
Professor M

So tell me, DOS, whos the coward -- little ol' drag-queen me or the Marines who couldn't even try to take me on until it was five-on-one? I think this is the real reason that the super-homophobic minority keep insisting on claiming the military for yourselves -- y'all are terrified that we'll make you look like the insecure, scared little wimps you are.

10/1/2010 1:24:11 AM

#1213505


Islam=communism?, in which alternative universe?

10/1/2010 10:38:17 AM

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Shadoboy

Wow, word salad much?

10/2/2010 10:14:00 PM

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Satan always comes out as the nicer guy.
Also, Islamic fundies hate homosexuals as much as you do, and Marxists are not big fans of either you, the Muslims, or Chicago gangsters.

1/9/2012 9:24:38 AM
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