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Homosexuals are unable to breed on their own. The only way to increase their numbers is by stealing other peoples children.
Parents had better start paying attention to whats going on in the schools. Bad company corrupts good character.

The first thing the public school does to the children is teach them to disobey their parents. The school will do an innocent lice check - for the health of the children - but they'll use the same comb on all of them. When the kids complain because their moms told them never to share hair brushes, the kids get sent to the principal for their disobedience. Next comes an art project that requires putting a plastic bag over their heads. All these simple things add up. Eventually, the school "proves" that "parents are wrong".

concerned about politics, Free Republic 77 Comments [9/29/2010 3:20:17 AM]
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What drugs have you been taking and where can I get some?
Seriously gay people stealing children? Schools infecting children with lice (he realises they disinfect the comb between uses)? And last but not least, forcing children to suffocate themselves?

9/29/2010 3:27:26 AM

nutbunny

"Homosexuals are unable to breed on their own. The only way to increase their numbers is by stealing other peoples children."

You see, this is called stupidity.


9/29/2010 3:29:56 AM

Prager

"Bad company corrupts good character." This applies more to a church than anything else.

9/29/2010 3:39:18 AM

Seeker in the Dark

"Homosexuals are unable to breed on their own. The only way to increase their numbers is by stealing other peoples children."

You know, I heard fairy tales about children being stolen by fairies and such. The key word here is "fairy tales".

"The school will do an innocent lice check - for the health of the children - but they'll use the same comb on all of them. When the kids complain because their moms told them never to share hair brushes, the kids get sent to the principal for their disobedience. Next comes an art project that requires putting a plastic bag over their heads."

Oaky, now you're just making shit up. Come back to us when you step out of your fairy tale...

9/29/2010 4:00:18 AM

Arnild Facepalmer

A CSTDT twofer

9/29/2010 4:01:22 AM

WWWWolf

> The first thing the public school does to the children is teach them to disobey their parents.

Yeah! The public schools are evil! They teach everything against Traditional Values™!

Holy hell this is crazy - next, you're probably making the obligatory Corrupting Our Precious Bodily Fluids® reference...

> The school will do an innocent lice check

...riiiiiiight. I'll just back away slowly, okay?

9/29/2010 4:01:50 AM

tranz2deep

Let's get this derailed line by line.

Gay people can have hetero sex. They just don't derive any real enjoyment from it, save in the case of the bisexual. They CAN and DO have kids, especially gay Congressionals in deep denial!

That said, Gays can and do have straight kids, just as straights have GAY kids! There may be and is a genetic influence in sexuality, but it's deeply recessive and widespread. Deal with it.

The bizarre rant on school policies that follows has almost nothing to do with the flawed premise.

Schools don't do lice checks mandatorily unless there's a sign of lice infestation. The checkers use rubber gloves and start woth a new comb that is dipped in alcohol, and that bit about the principal is more widely known as "rural myth". Let's not even get started on the asphyxiation hogwash.

Kids develop independence from not being micromanaged, and the sooner it's done and they learn, with teachers' aid, how not to get burned, the better they are at avoiding con artists and peer pressure.

What this comes down to? Carrie's mother. Thank you, Mr. King, for sounding the warning cry!

9/29/2010 4:06:34 AM

Deepfriedice

What exactly does the the first two sentences of this have to do with the rest?

9/29/2010 4:15:34 AM

Wolvers

WTF??? are homosexuals suddenly sterile now?

"Stealing other peoples children"
"The first thing the public school does to the children is teach them to disobey their parents."

It's time to put the crack pipe down and just back away...

9/29/2010 4:19:09 AM

London Jew

Lice?

What?

Nuts, even for a Freeper.

9/29/2010 5:04:45 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Plastic bags over their heads?

You're quite mad aren't you?

9/29/2010 5:07:13 AM

Mister Spak

You left out the muslim orgies where girls run around naked. This will obviously lead to the imposition of sharia law where women are required to wear black bags with eye holds and homosexuals will be executed. We wouldn't want that, would we?

9/29/2010 5:23:43 AM

ireadabouttheafterlife

Concerned with politics is clearly not concerned with reality.

9/29/2010 5:50:37 AM

TGRwulf

What kind of fucking school did YOU go to?

9/29/2010 6:19:43 AM

Doubting Thomas

???? Pull stuff out of your ass much?

The only way to increase their numbers is by stealing other peoples children.

Yeah because nobody is born gay and the only way someone becomes that way is because they were kidnapped as children and kept the back room of a bar called The Man Hole.

The school will do an innocent lice check - for the health of the children - but they'll use the same comb on all of them.

Cite please? I remember lice checks in the early/mid 80's, the school nurse used what looked like long Q-tips, and used a new pair for each student. I would think that they're smart enough to not use the same comb for each student without sterilizing it first. Ever been to the barber? They have this stuff called Barbicide which disinfects the combs.

Next comes an art project that requires putting a plastic bag over their heads.

Cite??? If any art teacher did this, he/she would be fired immediately, and for good reason.

Let's face it, this is just more of the "SCHOOLS ARE EBIL!!! TEACH YORE KIDS AT HOME!!!!" nonsense.

9/29/2010 6:25:03 AM

Dr. Razark

I'm sorry to have to ask this, but have you ever actually been to a school?

9/29/2010 6:27:12 AM

Colgate

Where the fuck do you get your crazy ideas???

9/29/2010 6:45:24 AM

Horsefeathers

"Homosexuals are unable to breed on their own."

What an incredible discovery! Have you submitted your report to the proper biology journals yet?

I think I sense a Nobel Prize in your future, you keen observer you.

On the other hand, homosexuals aren't sterile so there's no real reason they can't reproduce. Damn. There goes your Nobel Prize, I guess.

"The only way to increase their numbers is by stealing other peoples children."

No, no, no. Those are the other kind of fairies that do that. You know, they steal our children and leave a changeling in its place.

"Parents had better start paying attention to whats going on in the schools. Bad company corrupts good character."

You've yet to establish that homosexuals are "bad company," as you put it.

"The first thing the public school does to the children is teach them to disobey their parents."

I was never taught this. Unfortunately, I had to learn to question authority on my own.

"The school will do an innocent lice check - for the health of the children - but they'll use the same comb on all of them. When the kids complain because their moms told them never to share hair brushes, the kids get sent to the principal for their disobedience."

I'm pretty sure, no.

"Next comes an art project that requires putting a plastic bag over their heads."

What the fuck school did you attend?

"All these simple things add up. Eventually, the school "proves" that "parents are wrong"."

Parents generally are wrong. About a lot of things. They're only human. Learning that one's parents aren't always right and are simply doing the best they can is one of the formative points in most people's lives. Apparently you haven't yet experienced this.

9/29/2010 6:46:51 AM

Nowonmai

Gay men can and do father children, and lebians can and do pregnant and give birth. Don't know what biology classes you missed, but I suggest you go back to them.

The first thing public schools teach children is how to spell their names. You really need to go back on your meds.

9/29/2010 6:47:14 AM

Moondog

You been watching "The Simpsons" again? The school nurse's two main jobs are extracting wedgies and the twice-yearly lice inspection. I don't know where you got the idea of the bag over the head. Most teachers would have a fit if they saw you do that.

9/29/2010 6:50:08 AM

Amanda

I get it. Today's April Fool's Day, right? You silly poster, pretending to be a complete nutcase to make me question my faith in humanity! Wait a minute, it's September?


Crap.

9/29/2010 7:38:21 AM

Starscream

Have to say, during my time at school, I never once had to put a bag over my head. I mean this is going back a few years, maybe idiocy has been added to the curriculum now... oh wait, idiocy's YOUR department isn't it?

9/29/2010 7:47:37 AM

Zeus Almighty

Actually, I could believe that a teacher put a plastic bag over your head, depriving you of oxygen long enough to cause brain damage but not quite long enough to kill you.

Of course, since you were hoem skuled the teacher in this case was your mother, so your rant has nothing to do with the public schools.

9/29/2010 8:00:39 AM

Doctor Whom

Homosexuals are unable to breed on their own.

Apologize to Sharon Bottoms. Right now.

But even if what you said were true, mules don't have to steal other animals' foals, now do they?

9/29/2010 8:30:35 AM

dionysus

Homosexuals are unable to breed on their own. The only way to increase their numbers is by stealing other peoples children.

*facepalm* okay, so they steal a child, but they're still attracted to the same sex so that doesn't really fucking solve anything. And if they're going to go after the opposite sex they might as well go after an adult who can, you know, actually safely bear children and then take care of them.

The first thing the public school does to the children is teach them to disobey their parents.

Never seen that happen. Unless the parents are telling their kids to go beat up a kid or break the law or something.

The school will do an innocent lice check - for the health of the children - but they'll use the same comb on all of them. When the kids complain because their moms told them never to share hair brushes, the kids get sent to the principal for their disobedience.

What the flying fuck? I don't know any schools that will force kids to use the same comb in a lice check (that's the quickest way to spread the damn things) or any schools that'll send the kids to the principal for exercising caution.

Next comes an art project that requires putting a plastic bag over their heads.

Okay, this proves it, you're insane. Get thee to a psychiatrist, now!

9/29/2010 8:40:41 AM
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