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Homosexuals are unable to breed on their own. The only way to increase their numbers is by stealing other peoples children.
Parents had better start paying attention to whats going on in the schools. Bad company corrupts good character.

The first thing the public school does to the children is teach them to disobey their parents. The school will do an innocent lice check - for the health of the children - but they'll use the same comb on all of them. When the kids complain because their moms told them never to share hair brushes, the kids get sent to the principal for their disobedience. Next comes an art project that requires putting a plastic bag over their heads. All these simple things add up. Eventually, the school "proves" that "parents are wrong".

concerned about politics, Free Republic 77 Comments [9/29/2010 3:20:17 AM]
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Headache

How the fuck is it possible to know how to type and still be so fucking stupid as the OP? Oh I forgot, must be an American - the dumbest country on the planet!

9/29/2010 8:42:22 AM

misshani

"stealing other peoples children"

It's called adoption. It's no different than when straight couples do it. And no, the kids aren't raised any differently, either. Except maybe to be a little more loving and accepting, if studies are true.

(Question: I know being anti-America is popular in the world these days, and people have their reasons, but would Headache's blanket statements count as fundie?)

9/29/2010 9:01:46 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Wow, paranoid much?

9/29/2010 9:02:25 AM

Musicalbookworm

what altered reality do you live in?

9/29/2010 10:18:10 AM

SeekerLancer

"Homosexuals are unable to breed on their own."

Okay so far so good.

"The only way to increase their numbers is by stealing other peoples children."

Oooooh there goes what little common sense you had. So sorry.

9/29/2010 10:39:15 AM

aaa

What are the odds that this fucker has no idea how public schools even work?

9/29/2010 10:58:36 AM

feralboy12

They're just playing the suffocation game. Kids love it.

Suffocation, we like suffocation
Suffocation, it's our favorite game
First you take a rubber hose
Then you stick it up your nose
Turn it on
Then you're gone
Whee!

Then you take a pillow case
Then you put it on your face
Go to bed
Then you're dead
Whee!

9/29/2010 11:33:09 AM

AuraTwilight

Homosexuals CAN breed on their own, you dumb fuck. Ever heard of in vitro?

9/29/2010 12:03:37 PM

Swede

Stealing already born children does not increase any numbers, stupid.
Homosexuals can breed with other homosexuals of the other gender, or by artificial insemination.

We have mostly public schools here, and I'm quite sure that they teach the kids to never trust a stranger.

Your insane accusations most certainly do not add up.

9/29/2010 12:11:53 PM

breakerslion

@ feralboy12

First you take a plastic bag
Then you put it over your head
Go to bed
Wake up dead
HOORAY!
for suf-o-ca-tion!

9/29/2010 12:25:34 PM

Mech610

I can honestly say I can't remember being forced to suffocate myself in elementary school. Granted that was like 12 years ago and my memory may be a little off, but still...

9/29/2010 1:04:45 PM

TB Tabby

Homosexuals are unable to breed on their own. The only way to increase their numbers is by stealing other peoples children.

You're thinking of vampires, honey.

9/29/2010 1:05:35 PM

Joe Mama

I did a google search for "art students plastic bag over head" and this is the only relevant thing I could find:

http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/981950.aspx

Apparently it was a joke, the plastic bag had a hole cut in it, and the teacher was being investigated/punished for the incident, it happened 4 years ago, and most importantly, it was an isolated incident. I hardly think this constitutes widespread usurping of parental authority by making children do what parents always tell them not to do.

9/29/2010 1:25:37 PM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

You were the trailer filth who always got sent home for having lice, and somehow it's the fault of the gays, and not your meth addicted parents, who refused to teach you to bathe properly. Understood.

9/29/2010 1:44:56 PM

Newhere

This is a good example of complete and utter mental retardation.

9/29/2010 1:52:13 PM

Berny

I guess concerned about politics is unaware of the fact that homosexuals are just as capable of reproducing as heterosexuals, you know, male-female?
I know of at least two gay couples that had kids with opposite sex partners before they hooked up.
Typical fucking Free Republic moron, equating homosexuality with pedophilia.

9/29/2010 2:08:51 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Homosexuals are unable to breed on their own.

LMFAO..then we need to get heterosexuals to stop producing gays..lmfao...

9/29/2010 2:38:22 PM



"Homosexuals are unable to breed on their own."

Funny how fundies always use this argument against gays, but yet they're also against allowing gay couples to adopt children.

9/29/2010 2:47:09 PM

Old Viking

When I was a kid we had one of those plastic-bag-over-your-head art projects. It didn't last long because so many pupils died.

9/29/2010 2:48:30 PM

Gayatri

My child (who attends public school) has yet to come home with an art project that necessitated her putting a plastic bag over her head. And, if any demented art teacher somewhere, IS setting these projects to kids, then I fail to see the point as dead children cannot disobey their parents.

Someone is high (on some questionable substance).

9/29/2010 2:53:30 PM

Satirist

Yes, those children stealing gays.

My brother slept in a crib next to the window as a baby. One day, my mother left that window open and one of those homos stole him and ran away to indoctrinate him with the liberal agenda, be gay, and of course to smoke pot. This was after they raped him, obviously.

9/29/2010 3:00:48 PM

Brendan Rizzo

What? Putting a plastic bag on their heads would kill children. I'm pretty sure "teh gheyz" don't want them dead.

And for the last time, homosexuals aren't pedophiles and heterosexuals cannot be recruited to homosexuality. We do not want to have to say this again.

9/29/2010 3:08:00 PM

blayzekohime

Actually since the male homosexuality gene is passed down by the female parent (and females with this gene are extra fertile), they don't need to increase their numbers to.. increase their numbers. Straight people do it for them. (No studies have been done for lesbians but logically it might work the same way but opposite)

9/29/2010 3:41:32 PM

lisamariefan

I would hope that this is a Poe...

9/29/2010 4:18:56 PM

Lotus-thing

Child-thieving: Not generally the case.

Lice-combs: Never happened when I was in school. Every lice check I ever went through involved lining up to get your head combed with a comb the nurse just pulled out of a big jar or box of combs after trashing the one that was just used on the last kid. The rubber gloves also got trashed between kids.

Plastic bag headgear: Never happened. Paper bags, maybe, but only after we cut holes in them and colored all over them and stuff.

9/29/2010 5:03:42 PM
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