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#1212938
John
The school will do an innocent lice check - for the health of the children - but they'll use the same comb on all of them.
If that's true, your problem is with your dumbass redneck school officials. Maybe you should get a real job so you can move out of East Bumblefuck, KY to some place where the school nurse went to 10th grade.
9/29/2010 5:28:05 PM
#1212949
Ken
I work at a public school with really little kids. A lot of the parents, and therefore the children, are really high-maintenance. It's freaking annoying. The first thing they have to learn is that they're not the little prince or princess in the classroom.
9/29/2010 6:24:58 PM
#1212952
nazani14
Not true. I know a turkey-baster baby whose mom and dad are gay.
9/29/2010 6:41:09 PM
#1212959
Sasha
Seems like they left your plastic bag on a little too long, eh?
9/29/2010 6:59:04 PM
#1212962
Mrs. Antichrist
The only people trying to indoctrinate kids are fundie nuttards who want creationism taught in schools.
9/29/2010 7:07:46 PM
#1212968
Alencon
Where do these people get these ideas? Seriously, they need to be put in a padded cell for OUR protection. They're completely bonkers.
9/29/2010 8:19:13 PM
#1212969
Brenz
But...there are no lice on the comb.
9/29/2010 8:28:17 PM
#1212973
Karana
So when they kidnap these children the kids suddenly turn homosexual automatically by association with the homosexual hosts. These kids are then taught to go on and steal other children so they can continue their homosexual race/species/what-ever-the-hell-you-want-to-call-it as homosexual parasites of some sort.
The stupid...it hurts.
P.S I don't think you've ever had any good character to be corrupted...
9/29/2010 8:39:34 PM
#1213002
WMDKitty
Adoption =/= "stealing"
Do the world a favor, "concerned", and put a plastic bag over your head, then seal it around your neck with duct tape, and leave it there for an hour.
9/29/2010 10:48:38 PM
#1213026
Amadaun
Gypsies, fairies, and...homosexuals.
Man, everyone seems to want other people's babies.
Except the funny thing is, that's two myths and a lie.
9/30/2010 12:55:01 AM
#1213030
Sterile people are unable to breed on their own. The only way to increase their numbers is by stealing other peoples children.
Parents had better start paying attention to whats going on in the schools. Bad company corrupts good character.
The first thing the public school does to the children is teach them to disobey their parents. The school will do an innocent lice check - for the health of the children - but they'll use the same comb on all of them. When the kids complain because their moms told them never to share hair brushes, the kids get sent to the principal for their disobedience. Next comes an art project that requires putting a plastic bag over their heads. All these simple things add up. Eventually, the school "proves" that "parents are wrong".
9/30/2010 1:30:09 AM
#1213031
shykid
So, public schools in the U.S. are indoctrinating children into the radical gay lifestyle with lice combs and plastic bags?
What.
Listen, sweetie, you're off your meds and trippin' somethin' fierce.
Less meth, more Haldol.
9/30/2010 1:33:07 AM
#1213044
Man O Godz
Fundies are unable to breed on their own unless, when they were children, they had lessons from a pastor. First the pastor takes the child through the preliminaries of foreplay, which involves the cunning arts of sweet-talking and threat, then shows them that only the missionary position is godly, after first giving practical demonstrations of what the ungodly positions are. Unless of course you are a boy, then less emphasis is placed on the godly nature of the act, unless that is, it is subtly inserted in to the sweet-talking bit by a particularly smooth operator.
Anyway, my best education as a child? Aphrodite, she could whisper the juices out of me, and Zeus in swan mode, He was a funny guy.
9/30/2010 2:49:43 AM
#1213072
Orion
I'm sorry but
lol wut?
9/30/2010 6:11:07 AM
#1213080
shykid
Also, @misshani: Headache's anti-American diatribes certainly are fundie; however, featuring him on the mainpage would imply that his vapid and unoriginal drivel is "darnedest", which is giving him too much credit.
9/30/2010 7:22:01 AM
#1213086
JohnTheAtheist
What the fuck are you talking about? Bags over heads?
Idiot parents, like you, are wrong.
9/30/2010 7:35:08 AM
#1213142
Pule Thamex
Question for Headache. Since we know the country you dislike so much is USA, may we know what country it is that has the honour of your allegiance? Also, you obviously feel superior to Americans, so are you a racist? If not, then why do you feel the need to make yourself seem like a complete wanker anyway? Other than that, piss off you cretin.
9/30/2010 11:08:07 AM
#1213170
Hive
We don't have to recruit anyone; some people are born gay.
9/30/2010 12:34:00 PM
#1213179
DevilsChaplainHow the fuck is it possible to know how to type and still be so fucking stupid as the OP? Oh I forgot, must be an American - the dumbest country on the planet!
And Headache demonstrates his/her mindless bigotry and superiority complex for the millionth time. You might want to get a new act, this one is wearing thin, sweetheart.
9/30/2010 12:53:12 PM
#1213261
D Laurier
Huh?
So you think it's ok for kids to have lice?
9/30/2010 5:20:30 PM
#1213288
Areze
Reality? Are you there? Reality?
...
Reality?
9/30/2010 7:06:05 PM
#1213347
I am not an elf
"Homosexuals are unable to breed on their own. The only way to increase their numbers is by stealing other peoples children. "
No, those are the fair folk.They steal children.Or was it alien abductions...Pretty sure agent Mulder has some deeper info on that.
9/30/2010 11:38:33 PM
#1213489
Adrian
Why does the "they're after our children!" screed sound familiar...? Oh, wait!
Blood libels, the
Satanic Ritual Abuse moral panic, the old image of the babies-stealing Gypsies,... Would it kill these loons to come up with an original accusation once in a while?
10/1/2010 10:19:33 AM
#1213498
Infertile people are stealing other people's children too?. Nice to know it.
10/1/2010 10:32:40 AM
#1214105
Shadoboy
Or they can adopt.
10/2/2010 10:13:17 PM
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