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The school will do an innocent lice check - for the health of the children - but they'll use the same comb on all of them.
If that's true, your problem is with your dumbass redneck school officials. Maybe you should get a real job so you can move out of East Bumblefuck, KY to some place where the school nurse went to 10th grade.
9/29/2010 5:28:05 PM
I work at a public school with really little kids. A lot of the parents, and therefore the children, are really high-maintenance. It's freaking annoying. The first thing they have to learn is that they're not the little prince or princess in the classroom.
9/29/2010 6:24:58 PM
Not true. I know a turkey-baster baby whose mom and dad are gay.
9/29/2010 6:41:09 PM
Seems like they left your plastic bag on a little too long, eh?
9/29/2010 6:59:04 PM
The only people trying to indoctrinate kids are fundie nuttards who want creationism taught in schools.
9/29/2010 7:07:46 PM
Where do these people get these ideas? Seriously, they need to be put in a padded cell for OUR protection. They're completely bonkers.
9/29/2010 8:19:13 PM
But...there are no lice on the comb.
9/29/2010 8:28:17 PM
So when they kidnap these children the kids suddenly turn homosexual automatically by association with the homosexual hosts. These kids are then taught to go on and steal other children so they can continue their homosexual race/species/what-ever-the-hell-you-want-to-call-it as homosexual parasites of some sort.
The stupid...it hurts.
P.S I don't think you've ever had any good character to be corrupted...
9/29/2010 8:39:34 PM
Adoption =/= "stealing"
Do the world a favor, "concerned", and put a plastic bag over your head, then seal it around your neck with duct tape, and leave it there for an hour.
9/29/2010 10:48:38 PM
Gypsies, fairies, and...homosexuals.
Man, everyone seems to want other people's babies.
Except the funny thing is, that's two myths and a lie.
9/30/2010 12:55:01 AM
Sterile people are unable to breed on their own. The only way to increase their numbers is by stealing other peoples children.
Parents had better start paying attention to whats going on in the schools. Bad company corrupts good character.
The first thing the public school does to the children is teach them to disobey their parents. The school will do an innocent lice check - for the health of the children - but they'll use the same comb on all of them. When the kids complain because their moms told them never to share hair brushes, the kids get sent to the principal for their disobedience. Next comes an art project that requires putting a plastic bag over their heads. All these simple things add up. Eventually, the school "proves" that "parents are wrong".
9/30/2010 1:30:09 AM
So, public schools in the U.S. are indoctrinating children into the radical gay lifestyle with lice combs and plastic bags?
Listen, sweetie, you're off your meds and trippin' somethin' fierce.
Less meth, more Haldol.
9/30/2010 1:33:07 AM
Man O Godz
Fundies are unable to breed on their own unless, when they were children, they had lessons from a pastor. First the pastor takes the child through the preliminaries of foreplay, which involves the cunning arts of sweet-talking and threat, then shows them that only the missionary position is godly, after first giving practical demonstrations of what the ungodly positions are. Unless of course you are a boy, then less emphasis is placed on the godly nature of the act, unless that is, it is subtly inserted in to the sweet-talking bit by a particularly smooth operator.
Anyway, my best education as a child? Aphrodite, she could whisper the juices out of me, and Zeus in swan mode, He was a funny guy.
9/30/2010 2:49:43 AM
I'm sorry but
9/30/2010 6:11:07 AM
Also, @misshani: Headache's anti-American diatribes certainly are fundie; however, featuring him on the mainpage would imply that his vapid and unoriginal drivel is "darnedest", which is giving him too much credit.
9/30/2010 7:22:01 AM
What the fuck are you talking about? Bags over heads?
Idiot parents, like you, are wrong.
9/30/2010 7:35:08 AM
Question for Headache. Since we know the country you dislike so much is USA, may we know what country it is that has the honour of your allegiance? Also, you obviously feel superior to Americans, so are you a racist? If not, then why do you feel the need to make yourself seem like a complete wanker anyway? Other than that, piss off you cretin.
9/30/2010 11:08:07 AM
We don't have to recruit anyone; some people are born gay.
9/30/2010 12:34:00 PM
How the fuck is it possible to know how to type and still be so fucking stupid as the OP? Oh I forgot, must be an American - the dumbest country on the planet!
And Headache demonstrates his/her mindless bigotry and superiority complex for the millionth time. You might want to get a new act, this one is wearing thin, sweetheart.
9/30/2010 12:53:12 PM
So you think it's ok for kids to have lice?
9/30/2010 5:20:30 PM
Reality? Are you there? Reality?
9/30/2010 7:06:05 PM
I am not an elf
"Homosexuals are unable to breed on their own. The only way to increase their numbers is by stealing other peoples children. "
No, those are the fair folk.They steal children.Or was it alien abductions...Pretty sure agent Mulder has some deeper info on that.
9/30/2010 11:38:33 PM
Why does the "they're after our children!" screed sound familiar...? Oh, wait! Blood libels
, the Satanic Ritual Abuse
moral panic, the old image of the babies-stealing Gypsies,... Would it kill these loons to come up with an original accusation once in a while?
10/1/2010 10:19:33 AM
Infertile people are stealing other people's children too?. Nice to know it.
10/1/2010 10:32:40 AM
Or they can adopt.
10/2/2010 10:13:17 PM
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