We're the Christians you read about in Revelation. The ones who'll be beheaded. And who'll be turning us in? The mainstream American "Christian." They depend on America's overwhelmingly "jewish" media to tell them who's the good guy and... who's the bad guy. And anybody who criticizes them (i.e. tells the truth about them) will be the bad guy. Terrorists, if you will. Antichrist will be utilizing the New World Order set up by the "jews" and the "jews" worldwide media to administer his ill-fated empire. There's a reason Jesus refers to them as the synagogue of satan. I can't discern any other group that He's referring to. And synagogue is a uniquely "jewish" term.
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Christians Against the New World Order, that figures. You believe in God, Satan, Jesus, angels, demons and other nobby things, none of which actually exist, so I suppose it stands to reason that among your many enemies, you also take a stand against a fantasy one that doesn't actually exist. Even though you have millions of other enemies, ie. anyone or anything you disagree with or who disagrees with you. But, no. That's not enough enemies for you. You gotta invent new fantasy enemies too.
Well, I'm not in the media, but ... you do look like one of the bad guys, yes. Off with your head!
And uniquely Greek, even.
I've been told by a very reliable source, Father Zeus Himself, that the only reason that your being beheaded, is so that the evil demons in your head, you know, those ones whose voices you can always hear, will be unable to manipulate your body. This is important because your body guided by the voices will be detrimental to the well-being and existence of normal people.
Fundies didn<t feel persecuted enough, so now they need to invent new enemies.
And can anyone finally explain to me what is so jewish about "the media"? Anyone? Please, London Jew? ;-) (Just kidding)
Fundie religion? Check.
Conspiracy? Check.
Racism? Check.
Holy crap, it's a trifecta!!!
I agree with the persecution complex. They are a majority in this country so aren't feeling persecuted enough, so they have to invent this "New World Order" where they will be hunted down & executed. Frankly, though, if the radical Christians are executed and we're only left with mainstream Christians, would that be such a bad thing?
"There's a reason Jesus refers to them as the synagogue of satan. I can't discern any other group that He's referring to. And synagogue is a uniquely "jewish" term. "
That couldn't possibly be because Jesus was Jewish , right?
@ Colgate:
It'll be because we aren't real Jews, like what Jesus was, just descendants of Khazar converts. (Seriously, this is what is said).
@ Seeker in the Dark:
I had a paper round when I was 14 ... does that count?
Serious answer, apart from general paranoia, it maybe has to do with the number of Jewish guys involved in the early years of Hollywood. There really were quite a lot of them.
Persecution complex, babble about Revelations and the endtimes... FSTDT check.
Inane drivel about Jews controlling the media and using it to brainwash people... CSTDT check.
Thinly veiled antisemitism... RSTDT check.
*runs to sound the trifecta alarm *
Hey, Seeker, I'm Jewish too XD. Albeit, on the opposite side of the pond from London Jew, meaning I may be able to shed some more light on the Fundies and Conspiracy theorists who seem to think we control the media. London Jew is right, there were a lot of Jews in Hollywood in the early days, but that's not the main reason. For some reason, the conspiracy nuts and Anti-Semites have got it in their heads that all major news outlets in the United States are controlled by Jews and specifically they think that the 6 major news outlets ((CNN, Fox, NBC, ABC etc.)) are owned by Jewish people.
While it's origins may be in Hollywood, it's evolved far beyond that by now. Sorry if that seemed more rambling than really answering your question lol.
Wait a minute. I thought the existing "True" Christians would be Raptured away at the beginning of the Tribulation. That's sort of what kicks it off, and enables the anti-Christ to come to full power according to your own beliefs. Am I to take it that you consider yourself to be one of those fake Christian, that you people are always going on about?
Wait, I thought S&M fantasies were supposed to be sinful for True Christians?
"Yes, persecute me more!!! Oh, God, yes!!! Lord, I'm coming!!!"
And seriously, Jesus was a Jew. What did you expect him to refer to a place of worship as?
@ Mech610:
If they think FOX is owned by Jews, they're even more nuts than I thought.
@Brendan Rizzo:
Aw, you're just jealous 'cos there hasn't been an 'Italians take over the world conspiracy' ... not since Julius Caesar, anyway.
You're projecting, again. It's the retarded Christers like you who're going to fuck things up. Royally. You're the ones who depend on your leaders (who in turn depend on the Wholly Babble) to tell you who is "good" and who is "bad". And anyone who criticizes you (i.e. tells the truth about your sad little death-cult) is the "bad guy".
I wonder, apart from the fact that without Jews, Christianism wouldn't exist(hence the term, baby, Jesus was distinctively Jew), aren't they supposed to be eiher raptured or, at least to be martyred for the good cause since it's the ultimate signal of the triumph of God?. So, why whining?
@London Jew
Oh you have no idea XD.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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