Christians Against the New World Order, that figures. You believe in God, Satan, Jesus, angels, demons and other nobby things, none of which actually exist, so I suppose it stands to reason that among your many enemies, you also take a stand against a fantasy one that doesn't actually exist. Even though you have millions of other enemies, ie. anyone or anything you disagree with or who disagrees with you. But, no. That's not enough enemies for you. You gotta invent new fantasy enemies too.
9/29/2010 4:47:12 AM
Well, I'm not in the media, but ... you do look like one of the bad guys, yes. Off with your head!
And uniquely Greek, even.
9/29/2010 5:02:57 AM
Aw, I feel left out! Your only paranoid about mainstream Christians and Jews? What about us Atheists, can we persecute you too plz?
9/29/2010 5:32:33 AM
Man O Godz
I've been told by a very reliable source, Father Zeus Himself, that the only reason that your being beheaded, is so that the evil demons in your head, you know, those ones whose voices you can always hear, will be unable to manipulate your body. This is important because your body guided by the voices will be detrimental to the well-being and existence of normal people.
9/29/2010 5:56:05 AM
Seeker in the Dark
Fundies didn<t feel persecuted enough, so now they need to invent new enemies.
And can anyone finally explain to me what is so jewish about "the media"? Anyone? Please, London Jew? ;-) (Just kidding)
9/29/2010 6:14:58 AM
Fundie religion? Check.
Holy crap, it's a trifecta!!!
I agree with the persecution complex. They are a majority in this country so aren't feeling persecuted enough, so they have to invent this "New World Order" where they will be hunted down & executed. Frankly, though, if the radical Christians are executed and we're only left with mainstream Christians, would that be such a bad thing?
9/29/2010 6:34:18 AM
What's with the funny quote marks around 'Jews' and 'Jewish'? Be a man, call a spade a spade. Or are there some not-really Jews who you are calling Jews?
9/29/2010 6:49:01 AM
"There's a reason Jesus refers to them as the synagogue of satan. I can't discern any other group that He's referring to. And synagogue is a uniquely "jewish" term."
That couldn't possibly be because Jesus was Jewish, right?
9/29/2010 6:51:20 AM
It'll be because we aren't real Jews, like what Jesus was, just descendants of Khazar converts. (Seriously, this is what is said).
@ Seeker in the Dark:
I had a paper round when I was 14 ... does that count?
Serious answer, apart from general paranoia, it maybe has to do with the number of Jewish guys involved in the early years of Hollywood. There really were quite a lot of them.
9/29/2010 7:23:37 AM
Seeker in the Dark
@ London Jew:
Remind me not to read your replies while drinking coffee. I really had a good laugh at the paper round joke!
9/29/2010 7:48:24 AM
New World Order hasn't been relevant in years - get with the times. It should be Christians Against the Nexus or something.
9/29/2010 7:54:52 AM
Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo ....... THrrrrrrrrrrrp!
9/29/2010 8:10:54 AM
Persecution complex, babble about Revelations and the endtimes... FSTDT check.
Inane drivel about Jews controlling the media and using it to brainwash people... CSTDT check.
Thinly veiled antisemitism... RSTDT check.
*runs to sound the trifecta alarm*
9/29/2010 8:51:12 AM
And the hats rain down on the ice!
9/29/2010 9:00:59 AM
Kid, i doubt you will be beheaded. Instead, your heart will be attacked by vile forces of cholesterol.
9/29/2010 12:22:36 PM
Hey, Seeker, I'm Jewish too XD. Albeit, on the opposite side of the pond from London Jew, meaning I may be able to shed some more light on the Fundies and Conspiracy theorists who seem to think we control the media. London Jew is right, there were a lot of Jews in Hollywood in the early days, but that's not the main reason. For some reason, the conspiracy nuts and Anti-Semites have got it in their heads that all major news outlets in the United States are controlled by Jews and specifically they think that the 6 major news outlets ((CNN, Fox, NBC, ABC etc.)) are owned by Jewish people.
While it's origins may be in Hollywood, it's evolved far beyond that by now. Sorry if that seemed more rambling than really answering your question lol.
9/29/2010 1:17:34 PM
Creedence Leonore Gielgud
Wait a minute. I thought the existing "True" Christians would be Raptured away at the beginning of the Tribulation. That's sort of what kicks it off, and enables the anti-Christ to come to full power according to your own beliefs. Am I to take it that you consider yourself to be one of those fake Christian, that you people are always going on about?
9/29/2010 2:12:28 PM
With a name like "Zuckie Pantload"..I have to call POE
9/29/2010 3:20:55 PM
Oh for the love of Christ. Yet another "Jews are plotting to take over the world" conspiracy? Give me a break...
9/29/2010 3:34:49 PM
Wait, I thought S&M fantasies were supposed to be sinful for True Christians?
"Yes, persecute me more!!! Oh, God, yes!!! Lord, I'm coming!!!"
And seriously, Jesus was a Jew. What did you expect him to refer to a place of worship as?
9/29/2010 3:51:25 PM
If they think FOX is owned by Jews, they're even more nuts than I thought.
Aw, you're just jealous 'cos there hasn't been an 'Italians take over the world conspiracy' ... not since Julius Caesar, anyway.
9/30/2010 1:25:09 AM
OH MOTHER OF KEFKA...IT IS A TRIFECTA TRIFORCE!
9/30/2010 5:26:16 AM
@ London Jew
Yes, I think Rupert Murdock would like a word with them, but only to report it as straight news.
9/30/2010 6:48:22 PM
'Wark wark weer so persehkuted teh end teims r cumin' wark wark'
Lovely Surname too. Pantload? Of bullshit perhaps.
9/30/2010 7:04:02 PM
You're projecting, again. It's the retarded Christers like you who're going to fuck things up. Royally. You're the ones who depend on your leaders (who in turn depend on the Wholly Babble) to tell you who is "good" and who is "bad". And anyone who criticizes you (i.e. tells the truth about your sad little death-cult) is the "bad guy".
10/1/2010 2:11:54 AM