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[After referencing articles about astronauts becoming slightly taller in low gravity.]

Therefore, it should be of no conflict with science to claim that Adam's size, or man's initial size on earth in general, was in the neighborhood of 90 feet tall, or that the first human-race ever walked on earth was around 90 feet tall, give or take 10 to 20 feet between the creatures' differences in heights as we today have people as tall as 7 feet and as short as 2 feet tall. The reason for this is simply because the planet earth was much smaller than what it is now.

abuhafidz402, Islam is the TRUTH blog 89 Comments [9/29/2010 3:21:57 AM]
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nutbunny

"the planet earth was much smaller than what it is now."

Why do you say that?

9/29/2010 3:27:46 AM



Wait planet earth being smaller= people being bigger? How the hell did you figure that one out.Assuming that the general growth of animals depends on their surroundings then smaller earth should equal smaller people.

9/29/2010 3:29:20 AM

Prager

Stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid

It's a wonder abu can even breath on his own without someone standing behind him and reminding him.

9/29/2010 3:34:41 AM



the fuck is this load of shit?!?

9/29/2010 3:39:06 AM




9/29/2010 3:47:10 AM

anevilmeme

Acid trip much?

9/29/2010 3:50:28 AM

Seeker in the Dark

Astronauts grow taller in space = the earth used to be smaller = people were 90 feet tall. Is that it?

Don't be surprised if I don't take you seriously, Abu...

9/29/2010 4:04:02 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

I think the same square-cube ratio that keeps King Kong from actually existing in real life also applies here.

9/29/2010 4:11:17 AM

Wolvers

wait what? the earth was bigger 2000 years ago and now it's smaller?

someone left it in the wash for too long or something?

9/29/2010 4:13:28 AM

jephkay

"If you doubt this is possible, how is it there are PYGMIES + DWARFS ??"

Idiot.

9/29/2010 4:19:51 AM

London Jew

Oooh, Islamic timecubeity. Extra exotic looniness, with whacko sauce.

9/29/2010 5:12:47 AM

Mister Spak

And as the planet got bigger the increased gravity pulled the water canopy down, thus proving the truth of Noahs flood.

9/29/2010 5:19:42 AM

Arctic Knight

Gravity is affected by mass, not necessarily size. The earth has not gained significant mass in the past 6,000 years. Even if it were smaller, the mass would still be relatively equivalent to what it is now. That would mean that the force of gravity would be pretty much the same as it is now when you supposed Adam walked the earth.

9/29/2010 5:28:10 AM

Fedup

Why is it necessary to come up with stuff like this
In the course of your daily life, why do you need these fantastical stories?
Why can't humans have built the pyramids, instead of little green men?
Why can't you enjoy a garden without needing to believe fairies are at the bottom of it?
Why does it matter to you that species evolved rather than were fashioned out of clay?
Why is it necessary for Adam to have been 90 feet tall?
He must have had an enormous schwanstucker

9/29/2010 5:38:47 AM

JSS

Okay, so we believe an ancient book of stories as truth. Because of inconsistancies with reality and these stories, we must come up with theories that would prove these stories correct. Theories that have no scientific evidence to back them up whatsoever.

Oh, and by the way, our religion is TRUTH!

9/29/2010 6:07:24 AM

Doubting Thomas

What??? I don't see how astronauts gaining a fraction of an inch in height (due to their spines not being compressed from gravity) proves that Adam was 90 feet tall. The bible doesn't even state that Adam was 90 feet tall. If it did, it would be just another ridiculous passage we atheists could ridicule.

And where are all the fossils of these 90-ft-tall people?

Fundie logic... not making sense for thousands of years.

9/29/2010 6:18:02 AM

TGRwulf

What is this, I don't even...

This is honestly a first. I've never heard a creationist say that the planet's litterally grown in size.

9/29/2010 6:18:31 AM

Horsefeathers

I don't believe I've ever seen anyone quite this stupid before and I've seen some stupid shit on this site.

9/29/2010 6:35:10 AM

Nowonmai

Oh good grief.. the astronauts *might* be an inch taller because the discs in their spine don't get compressed from standing upright on the planet, friggin moron!

9/29/2010 6:38:02 AM

C

The stupid is strong in this one.

9/29/2010 6:44:11 AM

Amanda

WTF?????

9/29/2010 7:36:34 AM

Zeus Almighty

What the fucking fuck???

9/29/2010 7:57:57 AM

jephkay

Expanding Earth "Tectonics" is quite popular with some idiots. OilisMastery (known around these parts as "Agonaces of Susa"), Carl Baugh and Neil Adams, the comic book artist.

9/29/2010 8:12:47 AM

Doctor Whom

Go ask Adam when he's ten feet tall.

9/29/2010 8:27:52 AM

Doctor Fishcake

Is it just me, or are the Islamic fundies even worse at science than the Christian fundies?

9/29/2010 8:29:29 AM
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