Quote# 76430

[After referencing articles about astronauts becoming slightly taller in low gravity.]

Therefore, it should be of no conflict with science to claim that Adam's size, or man's initial size on earth in general, was in the neighborhood of 90 feet tall, or that the first human-race ever walked on earth was around 90 feet tall, give or take 10 to 20 feet between the creatures' differences in heights as we today have people as tall as 7 feet and as short as 2 feet tall. The reason for this is simply because the planet earth was much smaller than what it is now.

abuhafidz402, Islam is the TRUTH blog 91 Comments [9/29/2010 3:21:57 AM]
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Our bone structure makes it absolutely impossible for 90 foot tall people to exist unless they were all floating around in zero-G. Regular-sized people have enough trouble already with their backs and knees a 90 foot tall person wouldn't be able to last a minute even if Earth was only the size of the Moon.

9/29/2010 8:31:16 AM


Wow. You really are an idiot.

9/29/2010 9:03:11 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Just when I thought the nadir of stupid had been reached, a breakthrough.

9/29/2010 9:04:40 AM

Pule Thamex

This illustrates a major drawback of Islam, they have to rely on a science text that is inferior to the Christian science text. It clearly states in the Bible that in those days pi equaled exactly three. Now if pi=3, then the first people, Adam included, were obviously 110 feet high on average. Somehow, abulhafidz402 has either calculated wrongly or referred to the Islamic texts, which of course would have put him on the wrong track.

In those days, due to the Earth's central position in the universe, a five minute stroll would suffice to comfortably wend ones way from Jordan to Egypt, that is if one was also over 100 feet tall. Of course, on a typical journey like that, one might well have been accompanied by ones tyrannosaur. It was a typical excuse in those days. "Where do you think your going? I hope your not going down that damn pub again!" "No dear. I'm just taking the dinosaur for a walk."

9/29/2010 9:17:02 AM


What is this I don't even...

9/29/2010 9:29:08 AM


Never mind Islam being truth, I didn't realize Islamic Creationism was profound stupidity.
One question, OK retard, where are the 90 foot fossils?

9/29/2010 10:06:21 AM


That would explain the 90 foot tall human skeletons THAT DON'T EXIST.

9/29/2010 10:37:19 AM



Ain't that some shit.

9/29/2010 11:01:33 AM


I don't know what you took before writing this, but i want some of that stuff.

9/29/2010 11:07:46 AM

My friend Adam has been 5'10" ever since I've known him. I have no idea what this douche is talking about.

9/29/2010 11:12:58 AM


90 foot?


Do you even KNOW how tall that is?

Humans were as tall as Cthulhu, apparently.

Dunno about you, but I now picture Godzilla vs Jeff from down the street.

9/29/2010 11:15:41 AM


9/29/2010 11:59:53 AM


How the fuck do these people work out how to use a computer?

9/29/2010 12:02:50 PM


I'm not sure what all the figures would be, but a 90-foot-tall human would require a gravity less than that of the moon. Even if the Earth was actually the same size, but was somehow less dense, the weaker gravity would be unable to hold anywhere near as much atmosphere (if any) as even regular-sized humans would need to survive, let alone ones with their heads probably up in the stratosphere, maybe even the mesosphere...

9/29/2010 12:04:56 PM



9/29/2010 12:39:45 PM

Joe Mama

And I thought that Christian creationists were stupid with their "vapor canopy" and "dinosaurs died in the flood" theories.

9/29/2010 12:52:10 PM


Yet you still don't explain PYGMIES+DWARFS.

9/29/2010 2:02:17 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

LMFAO!!!!!! This is good entertainment

9/29/2010 2:35:40 PM

Old Viking

Can it be true? Someone with an intelligence more destitute than that of a Christian fundy?

9/29/2010 2:43:21 PM


Arctic Knight, the only ways the force of gravity at the surface will vary is by change in overall mass of the planet, or by expansion/contraction. For instance, keeping the same mass but making it smaller will lead to a higher surface gravity - which will actually result in SMALLER creatures (this works for mountains too, check general planetology).

Speaking of heavier gravity making creatures smaller - look at the source for that statement further down. It's a ROLEPLAYING SUPPLEMENT. For a fantasy space game. Hardly a 'scientific' source! [Although the author is a) fairly good at his science and b) co-wrote 3rd Ed D&D so can't be that bad ;) ]

9/29/2010 2:49:03 PM


So, because the Earth was allegedly smaller, its gravity was sufficiently low enough to produce gigantic humans????

Let me guess, you got an A +++ in high school Physics AND majored in Biology in college, didn't you?

9/29/2010 2:57:33 PM

Brendan Rizzo

My God. Neal Adams has become a Muslim.

9/29/2010 2:58:59 PM


Besides the issue of mass, just how small do they think the earth would have to be?

9/29/2010 4:16:25 PM


'Shadow of the Colossus' was not a documentary.

9/29/2010 4:24:36 PM


I once heard from someone that when you lie down, you're actually about 2" taller than you are standing up. If that's true, I'll be abuha-haha would try to use that to prove giants once left footprints where Mount Kilimanjaro is.

9/29/2010 5:24:36 PM

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