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JUDGE: You two men want to adopt and raise a boy?

TWO MEN: Yes, your honor, we want to create a family.

JUDGE: Create a family?

TWO MEN: Yes, your honor, we desire it -it is our right.

JUDGE: Hmmmm... What about the rights of the child?

TWO MEN: As two men that want a family we feel we know best what a child requires and can provide it because we really want a family and without us a child will go unwanted without a family.

JUDGE: So you want a family? You need a child to make a family? YET you claim you provide the child a family?

TWO MEN: Well, we do love each other. Love will find a way...

JUDGE: Why should the State give two men a child when the two men claim to want a child YET do not want a child enough to procreate with a member of the opposite sex? Seems abnormal to me...

TWO MEN: Well your honor we are normal -psychologists have declared it true. We try very hard to procreate with each other -we have sex with each other quite often... AND we love each other...

JUDGE: OH -that makes sense... I guess you really do want children. Trying hard the impossible and destined to failure is worthy and should be rewarded. I now pronounce you a family... Next case...

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