JUDGE: You two men want to adopt and raise a boy?
TWO MEN: Yes, your honor, we want to create a family.
JUDGE: Create a family?
TWO MEN: Yes, your honor, we desire it -it is our right.
JUDGE: Hmmmm... What about the rights of the child?
TWO MEN: As two men that want a family we feel we know best what a child requires and can provide it because we really want a family and without us a child will go unwanted without a family.
JUDGE: So you want a family? You need a child to make a family? YET you claim you provide the child a family?
TWO MEN: Well, we do love each other. Love will find a way...
JUDGE: Why should the State give two men a child when the two men claim to want a child YET do not want a child enough to procreate with a member of the opposite sex? Seems abnormal to me...
TWO MEN: Well your honor we are normal -psychologists have declared it true. We try very hard to procreate with each other -we have sex with each other quite often... AND we love each other...
JUDGE: OH -that makes sense... I guess you really do want children. Trying hard the impossible and destined to failure is worthy and should be rewarded. I now pronounce you a family... Next case...
DBeers , Free Republic 75 Comments
[9/30/2010 10:03:10 AM]
Fundie Index: 103
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Ooh, where do you get your straw? I mean, if you can make three strawmen this quickly, you MUST know where you can get it cheap! Are there bulk discounts or something?
9/30/2010 10:09:57 AM
This is so stupid that I really have no comment.
9/30/2010 10:12:00 AM
Why adopt? You can procreate, can't you?
And that's a nice hearty "fuck you" to all adoptive parents ever.
9/30/2010 10:14:04 AM
So if someone's wife is infertile, they should sleep with another woman to get a child?
Oh wait, that's in the bible, isn't it? >_<
9/30/2010 10:18:26 AM
Family value #1: It is more moral to have a kid grow up with no loving parents on the streets than to have DESPICABLE GAY PEOPLE raise a child. Ignore the rise in crime rates; blame it on niggers or something.
9/30/2010 10:23:43 AM
WTF? Gay people do not have sex because they're trying to have children. That's why they adopt.
9/30/2010 10:26:24 AM
What JohnTheAtheist said. -_-
9/30/2010 10:26:31 AM
I'm fucking amazed that fundies aren't in the poor house from all the straw they buy up :/
9/30/2010 10:33:29 AM
FUNDIE: YER A FAG 'ND SHULD DIE!!
DUDE: That's not a very nice thing to say, you're an asshole!
FUNDIE: YER AN ACLU CHRISHTEEUN PERSEKUTING NAZY FAG!! WAAAAAAAH, I HAVE A RIGHT TO INSULT YEEOOO!
THIS is what you people sound like to us. You should've quit while you're ahead 50 fucking years ago.
9/30/2010 10:36:30 AM
Wow. This is fail.
9/30/2010 10:38:09 AM
Allegory for Jesus
DBeers' desired verdict: "Couples without biological children shouldn't be allowed to adopt! Also: Buttsex is legally considered devil worship! CASE CLOSED!"
9/30/2010 10:43:20 AM
I don't even know where to begin to say this is an epic fail, however I believe the first sentence is a good place to start.
9/30/2010 10:57:38 AM
Funny how fundies claim that gay couples aren't normal because they can't produce children, but yet they are against allowing them to adopt.
9/30/2010 11:03:35 AM
JUDGE: Why should the State give two men a child when the two men claim to want a child YET do not want a child enough to procreate with a member of the opposite sex? Seems abnormal to me ...
ONE OF THE MEN: I can "procreate with a member of the opposite sex" - no problem. I'm just gay - not infertile. That way, I'd be the natural father and you wouldn't have any say in the matter. Would you rather I do that and leave this kid in an orphanage while I go out and find yet another woman who doesn't want to keep her child and make yet another baby with her?
9/30/2010 11:12:19 AM
The Wild One, Forever
These are the same people who oppose abortion under any circumstance, yet don't give a shit about what happens to the children after they are born. Let them starve; it's better than letting some whore have an abortion or permitting them damn fags to adopt them!
9/30/2010 11:20:52 AM
Seriously, HUH? ._o
9/30/2010 11:26:51 AM
That whole thread is just full of great feats of stupidity.
9/30/2010 11:29:08 AM
"JUDGE: Why should the State give two men a child when the two men claim to want a child YET do not want a child enough to procreate with a member of the opposite sex? Seems abnormal to me..."
BAM! Discrimination lawsuit against the state right there
9/30/2010 11:30:49 AM
BAILIFF: Next case, two women that want to adopt.
JUDGE: Two mommies? Why is this case even before me? Two women? That's hot! Granted! Court is in recess so I can go fap.
9/30/2010 11:57:49 AM
We try very hard to procreate with each other -we have sex with each other quite often
Hey, just because you fundies fail at biology doesn't mean you have to drag gay people down to your level. Gay people know damn well that gay sex doesn't result in children. However, it's entirely irrelevant anyway as this is an ADOPTION hearing you are portraying not one on reproduction. Ergo, it doesn't even fucking matter if someone is homosexual, sterile, or missing the whole bottom half of their body; adoption is (by definition) unaffected by reproductive capability as you are raising a kid that's ALREADY BEEN BORN. Next time you build a series of strawmen try to make it so they don't fall apart at the slightest touch.
9/30/2010 12:18:29 PM
A child requires a stable home, people who care about her/him, enough to eat and drink every day. As long as there are role models of both genders in the extended family, it doesn't matter what gender the parents are.
9/30/2010 12:21:32 PM
"Seems abnormal to me..."
Since when did "abnormal" equal "bad?"
9/30/2010 12:23:02 PM
9/30/2010 12:32:05 PM
Fundies do a lot of trying hard at the impossible even when destined to failure - it's called prayer. They also believe in virgin births and talking snakes.
9/30/2010 12:36:59 PM
Somehow, i think this isn't the worst freepers can shit out of their vile and narcissistic bodies.
9/30/2010 12:37:19 PM
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