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JUDGE: You two men want to adopt and raise a boy?

TWO MEN: Yes, your honor, we want to create a family.

JUDGE: Create a family?

TWO MEN: Yes, your honor, we desire it -it is our right.

JUDGE: Hmmmm... What about the rights of the child?

TWO MEN: As two men that want a family we feel we know best what a child requires and can provide it because we really want a family and without us a child will go unwanted without a family.

JUDGE: So you want a family? You need a child to make a family? YET you claim you provide the child a family?

TWO MEN: Well, we do love each other. Love will find a way...

JUDGE: Why should the State give two men a child when the two men claim to want a child YET do not want a child enough to procreate with a member of the opposite sex? Seems abnormal to me...

TWO MEN: Well your honor we are normal -psychologists have declared it true. We try very hard to procreate with each other -we have sex with each other quite often... AND we love each other...

JUDGE: OH -that makes sense... I guess you really do want children. Trying hard the impossible and destined to failure is worthy and should be rewarded. I now pronounce you a family... Next case...

DBeers , Free Republic 75 Comments [9/30/2010 10:03:10 AM]
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Doctor Whom

And you wouldn't use those straw men if you only had a brain.

9/30/2010 12:43:34 PM

Horsefeathers

Well, you're no Will Shakespeare but it's not a bad one act play. A little on the short side though, unless you're going for some sort of avant garde "play that's not a play" type thing.

Other than that I'm not sure I see the point of your little absurdity since it doesn't match reality in any way at all, so far as I can see, so I can only conclude you're an unemployed playwright with nothing better to do with their time.

9/30/2010 12:50:20 PM

Papabear

Yeah, no gay men "try very hard to procreate with each other."

I think you have succeeded in purposefully missing the point just to serve your homophobia. Nice job.

9/30/2010 12:57:07 PM

Old Viking

Too feeble to bother with.

9/30/2010 1:01:07 PM

Wehpudicabok

Straight couples have the option of procreating naturally, yet some adopt anyway. So, if adoption is bad, aren't they even worse than gay couples, who have no other choice?

9/30/2010 1:14:56 PM

Brendan Rizzo

What? This is from Free Republic, not Conservapedia? My prediction hath failed me!

9/30/2010 1:25:43 PM

Kevin Klawitter

Of course, if they were to try and do the surrogate mother thing, DBeers would still attack them, simply because he thinks the idea of two guys raising a baby is gross.

Reminds me of the kerfuffle that happend in fundie websites after Neil Patrick Harris and his partner announced they were having a baby though a surrogate mother.

9/30/2010 1:46:17 PM



Lol this is such epic fail.

9/30/2010 1:51:00 PM

Murdin

Free Republic, brought to you by the most terrible conflict in the history of mankind... the War on Straw.

9/30/2010 1:52:18 PM

The L

Gay men don't have sex to procreate, idiot.

9/30/2010 2:29:50 PM

EonBlueTriad

STRAW MAN: AHHHH, I'M ON FIRE!!

9/30/2010 2:31:18 PM

AuraTwilight

So no one should adopt ever; they should just procreate. Got'cha.

9/30/2010 2:57:40 PM

GigaGuess

JUDGE: You two men want to adopt and raise a boy?
TWO MEN: Yes, your honor, we want to create a family.

Yes, and nothing to do with being perfectly capable and competent to give the child a stable and loving environment.

JUDGE: Create a family?
TWO MEN: Yes, your honor, we desire it -it is our right.

Way to make us sound like entitled brats on the verge of a hissy fit at the mere sound of "no." While it is blatantly discriminatory, I don't get how two Moms or two Dads can possibly be worse than no parents at all.

JUDGE: Hmmmm... What about the rights of the child?
TWO MEN: As two men that want a family we feel we know best what a child requires and can provide it because we really want a family and without us a child will go unwanted without a family.
JUDGE: So you want a family? You need a child to make a family? YET you claim you provide the child a family?
TWO MEN: Well, we do love each other. Love will find a way...

Oooh! Semantics! What fun! Here's what it is. They already are a family. They wish to add another member to the family...someone to love, nurture and support. And it is not "love will find a way." Basic relationships...healthy ones anyways...take a shitload of work, children even moreso.

JUDGE: Why should the State give two men a child when the two men claim to want a child YET do not want a child enough to procreate with a member of the opposite sex? Seems abnormal to me...
Yet straight couples do so all the time, yet no one bats an eye over it. Look at Brangelina.

TWO MEN: Well your honor we are normal -psychologists have declared it true. We try very hard to procreate with each other -we have sex with each other quite often... AND we love each other...
JUDGE: OH -that makes sense... I guess you really do want children. Trying hard the impossible and destined to failure is worthy and should be rewarded. I now pronounce you a family... Next case...

This is just vile...

9/30/2010 2:58:34 PM

Boy Wonder

"JUDGE: Why should the State give two men a child when the two men claim to want a child YET do not want a child enough to procreate with a member of the opposite sex? Seems abnormal to me... "

Let me get this straight then. If a person wants a child enough, then they'll procreate, so that suggests that adoption is for when you DON'T want a child enough? Honestly, the homophobia didn't phase me, but that really stuck out to me.

9/30/2010 3:21:02 PM

Dr. Steve Brule

One has to wonder if the freepers have ever studied any US law besides the 2nd amendment, or even thought about the concept of law period?

9/30/2010 3:22:54 PM

WMDKitty

Adoption doesn't work that way. Neither does marriage.

9/30/2010 3:25:10 PM

Lucilius

@Name: "Abnormal" will equal "bad" the day that idiotic fundyism is recognized as abnormal.

9/30/2010 3:54:53 PM

Okamishojo

.......know what? FUCK YOU DBeers. FUUCK YOU!
thats all i gotta say..

9/30/2010 3:58:09 PM



This is so silly it's barely even wrong.

9/30/2010 4:38:28 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

JUDGE: You two fundies want to adopt and raise a boy?

TWO FUNDIES: Yes, your honor, we want to create a family.

JUDGE: Create a family?

TWO FUNDIES: Yes, your honor, we desire it -it is our right.

JUDGE: Hmmmm... What about the rights of the child?

TWO FUNDIES: Don't you worry about that your honor, we won't spare the rod, we'll beat the little fucker black and blue and brainwash him into a hateful bigot just like us.

JUDGE: Fuck you! I won't let you lunatics adopt a dog on my watch let alone a child, get the hell out of my court.

TWO FUNDIES: We is being persecuted, waaah!

9/30/2010 4:57:08 PM

Lizuka

I'm sure if you tell a judge, "We have sex with each other quite often," it's not going to win you his favor as depicted here.

9/30/2010 5:18:44 PM

Nowonmai

You fundies just spend the time you're not praying or selling your fantasies, creating imaginary scenarios that never will happen. A same sex couple go through the same procedures that a infertile hetero couple go through.

9/30/2010 5:51:11 PM

Berny

You win!
That is the stupidest fucking thing I've read all month.
Congratulations!

9/30/2010 5:52:14 PM

shykid

Wow. That's so fail.

How does one even respond to something so obtuse?

9/30/2010 6:19:48 PM



Trying hard the impossible and destined to failure is worthy and should be rewarded

Is this even English? Or has the Rapture already begun to curdle your brain?

And way to suggest that people should only have sex in order to procreate. Perhaps people should only have sex wearing burlap pyjamas with the lights out as well.

**Sasha forgot to put her name in again**

9/30/2010 6:24:15 PM
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