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I too feel if Sarah wins the GOP nomination, it's a setup for Obama to win. Whatever the New World Order decides. They put one puppet in after the other. We have to acknowledge that this group of people exists and is thriving. This is who the AC will come out of. Don't you honestly think things are already in play now?

Janet13632, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [9/30/2010 10:04:18 AM]
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#1213136
Man O Godz

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9/30/2010 10:46:41 AM
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Doubting Thomas

No, it's no worldwide conspiracy, it's just that a majority of the American people realize that Sarah Palin is an idiot.

9/30/2010 11:05:53 AM
#1213151
DevilsChaplain

Yeah because Sarah Palin would never lose simply because she's an incompetent buffoon, right?

9/30/2010 11:38:01 AM
#1213176
nazani14

I don't think she'll run. Since resigning as Governor, she's carefully avoided real work. Sure, she flies around the country and gives occasional speeches, but I bet she won't go back to anything where she has to sit at a desk and account for how she spent her time until her looks fade to the Brewer/Angle level. Actually, she could use a little botox now.

9/30/2010 12:48:32 PM
#1213183
aaa

Oh yes. I have some plans that will make your head spin like a centrifuge.

9/30/2010 12:59:05 PM
#1213193
Seeker in the Dark

Of course, the ONLY reason Palin would lose an election is because of some conspiracy of which we find no evidence at all. It could never be explained by, say, a total lack of competence, acknowledged even by the very man who chose her as running vice-president. (Although I don't think he publicly claimed it, I seem to remember McCain wouldn't even talk to Palin towards the end of the campaign.)

9/30/2010 1:18:16 PM
#1213243
Mr Blur

No, I honestly think that you're a deluded moron.

9/30/2010 3:42:30 PM
#1213246
Lucilius

"This is who the AC will come out of."

New World Order puppets emit air conditioning? Can I get one for my apartment?

9/30/2010 3:50:37 PM
#1213252


Well I agree with the first part. If Palin gets to be the next leader of the Republicans I'll laugh my arse off; they've basically thrown in the towel if that happens.

I'm not even American and I think it'd be a really, really bad thing to have her running your country for at least 4 years.

9/30/2010 4:36:27 PM
#1213262
Lizuka

@#1213252

Hell, I wouldn't trust Palin with a watering can for four minutes.

9/30/2010 5:26:44 PM
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Percy Q. Shunn

So, who was the puppet from 2001-2009 again?

9/30/2010 7:51:58 PM
#1213340
Fdragon

Here's a way to blow their minds, tell them that Sarah Palin is the antichrist. I bet that would make them have a nice fit.

9/30/2010 11:15:44 PM
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WMDKitty

Only thing I see "in play" is a bunch of wingnuts salivating over the "New World Order" and fapping to persecution fantasies.

10/1/2010 2:08:25 AM
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Doctor Fishcake

For a forum with a "no conspiracy theories" rule...they sure as hell provide a lot of CSTDT material.

10/1/2010 3:02:17 AM
#1213906
Brendan Rizzo

So if Sarah Palin runs for president then Obama will win? Sweet!

10/2/2010 10:19:17 AM
#1213920


If Obama beats Sarah Palin is because he's a better candidate. That's all.

10/2/2010 10:30:41 AM
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