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Even little mice pray!
Had a real God moment today when I stopped in the pet store to look at all the cute and furry critters. At the mice cage there was this one really pretty little black and white mouse. She was sitting on her hind legs, eyes closed and her two tiny front paws folded in prayer. Cutest thing ever!!!! I wonder what she was praying, "oh, please Jesus let me find a good home where there are no kittehs."


ToriNoell, RR 121 Comments [10/4/2010 4:03:15 AM]
Fundie Index: 31
Submitted By: Amber
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WMDKitty

Uh... okaaaay....

*backs away slowly*

10/4/2010 4:06:16 AM

Adel Khoury

This is adorably stupid.

10/4/2010 4:06:19 AM

xmx

"

Do missionary mice tell other mice about Cheeses?

"

lmao

10/4/2010 4:10:08 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


10/4/2010 4:11:02 AM

Xotan

Mice praying?

Oh well, it is the feast of St. Francis. Tori should try preaching to them - and the rats too; and some nice venemous snakes. I'm told they like to be handled.

10/4/2010 4:12:01 AM

Gawd

Awwwww, it's kind of cute.

10/4/2010 4:19:03 AM

Hasher

So did Jesus die for their sins as well? Will there be vermin in heaven?

10/4/2010 4:22:09 AM

whatever

xmx you have won the Internet. Please keep it clear of fundies, oh and my broadband is a bit intermittent so could you fix that as well....

The mouse was probably praying to be released from captivity.

10/4/2010 4:25:03 AM

Shadow Phoenix

Despite being from RR and being Christian, this isn't that fundie. Actually rather moderate and cute.

10/4/2010 4:29:07 AM

Horus IX

Are you sure it was praying and not just enjoying a really good piece of cheese or other mouse food substance?

Also ToriNoell = T r o ll

10/4/2010 4:41:52 AM

Javascap

Well... it isn't really fundie, or intolerant, or stupid, or insane, it is just kinda cute. We all know mice don't actually pray, but this isn't the Fundie I am looking for.

10/4/2010 4:55:29 AM

storymoron

Cute, adorable, full of glurge, but not the least bit fundie.

10/4/2010 5:22:48 AM

Tempus

Seriously, why is this one here again?

10/4/2010 5:31:14 AM

Murdin



That's a really cute troll.

10/4/2010 5:33:13 AM



D'awww... That's pretty sweet, even if the poster's attached a massive dose of anthropomorphism to it.

10/4/2010 5:39:19 AM

John_in_Oz

Sadly, even if he's accepted Jesus as his personal saviour, he'll never go to Heaven. No matter how much praying he does, or how deep his faith is.

Fortunately, you have the assurance of a flat earth tome that thinks pi equals three and that bats are insects, that things are different for you.


10/4/2010 5:47:00 AM

awitch

Aww, that makes me feel all warm and squishy inside...


...Either that or I sat in something.

10/4/2010 5:50:34 AM

Mister Spak

Please god let me find a mouse to eat




Edit: Where'd my pic go?

10/4/2010 5:58:14 AM

macavitykitsune

Good gods, woman, you're delusional. By the standards of your own religion, anyway; I've always found the fact that Christians believe everything not human is destined for oblivion/hell/Wisconsin one of the most repulsive things about the religion - a perfect little mix of entitled snobbery and insecure clinging.


10/4/2010 6:05:48 AM

Doubting Thomas

Um, Disney cartoons are not reality.

10/4/2010 6:06:08 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Sure, it's cute. But it is rather unnerving when you realize that ToriNoell and her Raptarded friends actually believe the mouse was praying.

10/4/2010 6:07:08 AM

nutbunny

OOOOHHH, SOOO CUUUUTE!

This is why Tori believes in God.

10/4/2010 6:19:28 AM

Prager

Yes, they do pray. "What, my Lord Buddah, did I do in my last life to earn such a punishment."

10/4/2010 6:22:40 AM

TGRwulf

Poe, or COMPLETE moron.

10/4/2010 6:23:36 AM

Justanotheratheist

Maybe it was "please don't let this fundie take me home, I don't want scripture read to me all fucking day."

Yeah, cute. Dumb, but cute,

10/4/2010 6:25:29 AM
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