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Post Rapture (Atheist) Survival Guide

You guys will NEVER believe this!! I posted this thread first on the City-Data religious section of the forum for Atheist and other nonbelievers just a few minutes ago. It is a survival guide for Atheist who have rejected God and will be left behind. It's by Kurt Seland. Not less than 5 minutes after posting it up, it was subsequently deleted (I believe an Atheist reported me) and I received an infraction (temporary ban) from the City-Data forums for copyright infringement!! Wow!! But we all know what the REAL reason was! Here is my thread!

EDIT: Deleted the thread. Wow I just realized the post by Kurt Seland is the same as Rapture Ready's! But still!!

EDIT 2: Wow I have just received YET ANOTHER infraction for the very same thing!! Atheist are the devil-incarnate I swear!!!

ag_man, Rapture Ready 63 Comments [10/5/2010 3:42:04 AM]
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Percy Q. Shunn

And yet, if I were to come to Raptard Ready and post what I believe to be true, I would be permanently banned. And my ISP would forever be permanently blocked.

That being said, you are certainly welcome to masturbate furiously while fantasizing about jebus coming back to life; just as we are welcome to laugh our asses off at your ignorance.

Atheist are the devil-incarnate

Actually, we find the concept of a devil just as assinine and ridiculous as that of a god.

10/5/2010 3:48:40 AM

Dr. Steve Brule

Hmm, someone should try and track a copy of this down, it sounds like fundie gold to me!

10/5/2010 3:54:20 AM


Hmm... you posted something that you KNEW didn't go with the section that you posted it on, something that has been written by someone else and I bet you didn't bother to give credit to the author, right.

And then you have the nerve to complain about temporary ban based on copyright infringement and suspect that it was really because you were right, others were wrong and it's also somesort of atheist conspiracy, right?

Did I miss something?

Edit: oh, yeah. Of course you had to repeat your offending action (and complain more about it too). You are not very fast to learn, are you?

10/5/2010 4:00:33 AM


As the Return of Christ has ben about to happen for 1980 years, I'm not too worried.

Good for the RR to see that others can ban as well. It seems others are nicer though, as it's just temporary bans, even after the second offence.

Shouldn't this feed their "We're being persecuted!" fantasy quite nicely?

10/5/2010 4:04:45 AM


I have the Post-Rapture Atheist Survival Guide, right here!

1. Check whether it's really the Rapture.

2. Confirm obnoxious Christians mysteriously vanished.

3. Set about solving the world's actual problems, rather than being obsessed with what a bunch of old dead men think.

4. PARTY!!!!

10/5/2010 4:16:39 AM


The irony of a Raptard bitching about another site that deleted his comment is just delicious.

10/5/2010 4:19:48 AM

Mister Spak

And we know that rapture ready NEVER deletes posts or bans posters.

10/5/2010 4:29:33 AM


Yes, we all know the REAL reason: copyright infringement.

10/5/2010 4:58:44 AM


Looks like someone had their communion wine replaced with Red Bull.

10/5/2010 5:00:23 AM

The Lazy One

Yeah, I know what the real reason was: City-Data didn't want to get sued for copyright infringement.

10/5/2010 5:39:54 AM

Let me get this straight. You did something which resulted in a ban, which may or may not have been overenthusiastic moderation (after reading other comments it appears not), and then went back, did exactly the same thing, amd were surprised when exactly the same result happened?

you, sir, are a moron.

10/5/2010 5:44:41 AM



There, I think there are finally enough exclamation points on the internet, phew.

Oh, and you posted offensive bullshit and someone didn't like it, amazing, who would have ever seen that coming?

10/5/2010 5:45:43 AM

Breaking the post etiquette for jeebus.

10/5/2010 5:51:29 AM

Doubting Thomas

Yes, atheists are so evil that they won't let you spam forums with religious drivel. Imagine that. And I bet now you feel like you're being persecuted by atheists, right?

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if it were a mainstream Christian who complained. They hate the way fundies make them look bad.

10/5/2010 6:05:17 AM

D Laurier

And another rapture retard cant understand the rules of civilized behaviour.

10/5/2010 6:41:53 AM


@Dr. Steve Brule

Here you go, fundie gold, indeed


10/5/2010 7:09:52 AM


oops double post.

10/5/2010 7:29:16 AM

Doctor Whom

Your own holy book tells you to obey secular law, which plainly includes copyright law, and to submit to all authority, which plainly includes the admins of that board. Then again, it also says that the Rapture would happen during the life of the Apostle Paul, so I guess we're all left behind.

10/5/2010 7:33:50 AM


I think the RR page is broken (or at least, I can't access it).

Here it is in someone's blog with much snarking (though the work itself is hilarious).


10/5/2010 7:50:54 AM

A Theist

I've just sat myself in front of the computer ready to enjoy a pleasant hour of E & I (Excitability & Ignorance) and, much to my delight, I've discovered the perfect site for attention whores and drama queens. Imagine my glee as I dove straight in to a marvelous mish-mash of ignorance and willful stupidity tempered with just the right amount of self-centered boasting and twee self-indulgence, ie. oodles. My heart almost skipped a beat as I realized that many human kind were still fearful and superstitious simpletons and therefore perfect for entertainment purposes. The source of this magical idiocy? Rapture Ready.

10/5/2010 8:02:34 AM


"You guys will NEVER believe this!! I posted this thread first on the City-Data religious section of the forum for Atheist and other nonbelievers just a few minutes ago. It is a survival guide for Atheist who have rejected God and will be left behind."

Too right I won't believe it. Frankly, the "Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide" by Max Brooks has more credibility. And is, despite it's satirical nature, somewhat practical in real terms (as it could be used to prepare for and guard against an anarchic mob, for example, should - nor that it would, Dawkins forbid! - there be a breakdown of law & order)

Can't exactly say the same for your (C)Rapture eh, Ruptured Retards?

@Percy Q. Shunn

"And yet, if I were to come to Raptard Ready and post what I believe to be true, I would be permanently banned. And my ISP would forever be permanently blocked."

How ironic is it not, that on the other hand FSTDT is open to anyone - no pre-registration required - just jump in and post! Even to those on Ruptured Retards. But do they deign to appear here to reply to the comments made of their quotes? More's the pity. But then, if they had the balls to debate we Atheists properly, then their fragile 'faith' and 'beliefs' wouldn't last five seconds.

Just as they wouldn't last five seconds if they allowed we Atheists, left-wingers, non-fundie Christians, Muslims etc, Wiccans, Pro-Choicers, Pro-LGBTers & Pro-Obama types on Ruptured Retards just as freely.

The very fact they don't (or daren't) proves what I always say: Hypocrisy, thy mame is Fundie.

Yes, Buzzardnuts & Mr(Wo)Mannn - we mean you.

...on the other hand, you can always prove us wrong: make Ruptured Retards just as freely accessible as FSTDT.

If you've got the balls to (and to debate us), that is.

10/5/2010 8:13:47 AM


@LDM: Yup, it's fundie goldmine in its own right. I would submit it to the mainpage myself if I weren't too lazy to snip it down to just the juiciest parts.

10/5/2010 8:17:05 AM


Temporarily banning you because you broke the rules you promised when you signed up that you wouldn't break. Satanic indeed.

10/5/2010 8:21:10 AM


I'll remember that the next time RR bans me as a troll for pointing out that water-boarding is evil.

Oh, wait! That won't be happening because I'm still perma-banned from the last time I did that.

Pathetic, whiny hypocrites.

10/5/2010 8:36:07 AM


Maybe because you were trollin'?

10/5/2010 8:56:30 AM

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