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Ummm wasn't The Master killed by The Doctor?
10/6/2010 3:49:39 AM
Translation: Go out there and bug the shit of people! For Jebus!
10/6/2010 3:53:43 AM
What's a Krispy Kreme life?
Sounds like someone likes to be spanked
"Persecute me, yes, persecute me,, harder,harder!!"
10/6/2010 4:01:16 AM
I thought the boast was that communities with most churchgoers all looked like Leave It To Beaver and godless communities were full of hate. Now if you're happy you're a hypocrite and you're only good if everyone hates you?
10/6/2010 4:07:23 AM
Misunderstanding the Beatitudes, episode 1065897: Phine insists that the only real Christians are the reviled Christians, thus indicating that Fred Phelps, by virtue of being universally reviled, is a better man than the Mother Teresas and Fred Clarkses of the world, who have reputations for actually doing what Jesus said now and again.
10/6/2010 4:30:45 AM
Pushing religion into peoples faces to the point of being near harassment. Yeah, that isn't the reason why people stay the fuck away from you.
10/6/2010 4:31:20 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
And the Lord sayeth, Go forth ... and annoyeth the Hell out of people.
Nah, just doesn't sound right.
10/6/2010 4:40:48 AM
Thou shalt not sully the name of the most holy Krispy Kreme in your stupid argument claiming that to be a real Christian means being an asshole to everyone.
Now drive to the nearest Hot & Now sign and say you're sorry, or a least bring me back a dozen glazed.
10/6/2010 4:51:03 AM
Yeah, 'cause Jeebus was sooo not about love, compassion, understanding, and turning the other cheek.
10/6/2010 4:52:29 AM
@WMDKitty - depends on your definition of "killed". The Doctor's never directly, actively killed the Master, though he did once stand aside and do nothing to save him even though it was in his ability to do so. And he's left him in dangerous situations a number of times.
At any rate, if this person thinks the Master is hated, they're really out of touch with the fans.
10/6/2010 4:52:34 AM
"If the Master was hated; the servants and children will be too. Jesus was killed. The Master was hated to death. "
So gays are christians? Because you hate them and try to kill them.
10/6/2010 4:59:05 AM
I didn't know that "Christian" was used as a synonym for "Annoying Self Righteous Arsehole".
Thanks for the heads up my admirable persecutee.
10/6/2010 5:30:12 AM
That's not your religious beliefs, it's your deodorant.
10/6/2010 5:36:28 AM
If you actually manage to convert someone, you're doing it wrong! To be a true Christian, you must make the people avoid your message!
10/6/2010 5:37:27 AM
Whining about what other people are doing while calling himself a "man of God".
Is there something in your eye, Phine?
10/6/2010 5:45:55 AM
So, the definition of "Christian" means "one who annoys the hell out of everyone they meet?" This must be the Fred Phelps idea of Christianity.
10/6/2010 6:01:06 AM
10/6/2010 6:34:22 AM
Congrats, you openly advocate assholism to get some J-points. You get a cookie and a restraining order.
10/6/2010 7:07:04 AM
"It's important for people, especially people who call themselves christians to realize that if people aren't staying away from you, if they aren't giving you a hard time because of your belief and understanding of the bible (Word of God), then you really are not a Christian. If the Master was hated; the servants and children will be too. Jesus was killed. The Master was hated to death."
"If you don't have a persecution complex, get one!"
Is that what you're trying to say?
"So when I see Christians living a krispy kreme life; I know one thing; they are not talking to anyone about their beliefs and understanding or they are not really following Christ."
Nobody gives a damn about your beliefs. Nobody wants to hear them. That's why people tell you to shut the fuck up--you're not being "persecuted" or "hated" you're simply being annoying and people eventually tell you off.
10/6/2010 7:26:39 AM
If you are being persecuted...it's because you are an idiot who believes in moronic shit and acts like a fucking snob who thinks he knows everything when the reality of the matter is you know absolutely nothing because you filled you brain with shit matter instead or grey matter.
10/6/2010 7:52:20 AM
So you want to be hated and then you whine about being hated and persecuted. You fuckers are nuts.
10/6/2010 7:55:02 AM
WHAT. So... if they're not reviled and actively persecuted, then they're not really Christians? You're putting the onus to be hated on Christians themselves?
That's... a new one.
10/6/2010 8:25:14 AM
Wow. So now "facing persecution" is an INTEGRAL PART of being a Christian?! That's a new one on me! I thought it was just something they complained about on a regular basis.
10/6/2010 8:34:36 AM
Ok, this post deserves this pic.
10/6/2010 8:57:02 AM
Well, this explains the persecution fapping.
10/6/2010 9:22:55 AM
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