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This is not how I intended to begin this letter, but the news that the Nobel committee has awarded Obama the peace prize has just absolutely sickened everyone in The Afterlife! Everyone in my Kingdoms declares that the Nobel committee is insane. They're saying everything backwards. This man isn't striving for peace, he's creating chaos! Fortunately We were able to counter it and let's hope We can keep that up. Well, it should've been Demetrius' prize, would've gone to support the goddesses. Maybe next year if We get the Palestinian project going and show these people what a real peace maker can do. Peace prize! Good grief! We are completely at a loss why people are making a fuss that more lesbians are put out of the army under don't ask don't tell than homosexuals. Why are they telling? Why don't they keep it quiet? If they break the rule they should be put out of the service. Doesn't matter if they're male or female. If homosexuals want to serve they keep it to themselves, do it in private. Don't make a fuss about it. Then they can serve as long as they want to. However, when they start teaching sickness, when they start saying it's acceptable and they want to serve as an open lesbian they have to go, it's that simple. If more lesbians enlist than homosexuals that's their problem!

Gerald Polley, Voices From Spirit 71 Comments [10/6/2010 3:32:31 AM]
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WMDKitty

I got nothing. This is just too fucking crazy to comment on.

10/6/2010 3:50:24 AM



"This is not how I intended to begin this letter"

Then don't begin the letter this way

10/6/2010 3:58:22 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


10/6/2010 4:02:12 AM

Doctor Fishcake

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Polley

Wow, just wow.

10/6/2010 4:04:53 AM



I find it funny that this bastard claims to be a psychic and yet is a christian.


10/6/2010 4:27:02 AM

Table Rock

Why does it go from Nobel Peace prize to gays in the military? Did the record playing in his brain jump a groove?

10/6/2010 4:41:49 AM

TGRwulf

What is this, I don't even...

10/6/2010 4:51:03 AM

Mister Spak

wat

10/6/2010 4:57:16 AM

Swede

I fail to see why the Nobel committee awarded Obama the Peace Prize, mostly because he hadn't had time to do anything yet, at that time.
The reason given was "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."

What does he mean with "we were able to counter it"?

Last time I checked, lesbians ARE homosexuals.

10/6/2010 5:20:10 AM

nutbunny

KABOSH! KABOSH! KABOSH!

@breakerslion: Aye!

10/6/2010 5:31:18 AM

John_in_Oz

Not a Christian.
Founded the religion of spiritism. The Polleys claim to be in contact with God, Jesus and Muhammed[2] along with the spirits of such well-known figures as John Lennon[2], Princess Diana,[3] Patrick Troughton[4] and Bach.[5]

this business about contributing to the support of the goddesses- sounds like he's trying to run a harem of religious folowers? hard to believe there could be more than his wife Linda- it's hard enough to believe that she's stuck with him.

10/6/2010 5:34:11 AM

The Lazy One

Word salad, yummy yummy.

10/6/2010 5:35:32 AM

Canadia

Well, whatever the fuck that was about...

10/6/2010 5:44:47 AM

Doubting Thomas

Everyone in my Kingdoms declares that the Nobel committee is insane.

Irony meter burnt out at this point.

Well, it should've been Demetrius' prize

Again, with the mysterious Demetrius...

We are completely at a loss why people are making a fuss that more lesbians are put out of the army under don't ask don't tell than homosexuals.

??? Lesbians are homosexuals, or didn't you get the memo?

Don't make a fuss about it.

That's what I say. Who cares if they're openly gay?

10/6/2010 5:57:51 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Though I despise con men of any variety, I reserve extra bile for those who would attempt to steal authority for themselves by putting words into the mouths of the dead.

10/6/2010 6:15:38 AM

thoughtkaos

So we give an infinte number of Geralds an infinite number of type writers and an infinite amount of time....

10/6/2010 6:19:12 AM

Doctor Whom

Now how could anyone ... ?

Oh. It's Gerald Polley. That's how.

10/6/2010 6:35:34 AM

dionysus

I see I wasn't the only one that was confused by the sudden change in subject. And while I agree that Obama getting the Nobel was stupid I doubt a bunch of dead people really care about it. And the only chaos that's being created is by whiny conservatives that are throwing a tantrum anytime he tries to do anything at all, hell, he can't even give a speech about the importance of education without being chewed out for it.

10/6/2010 6:52:32 AM



The fact that you're too ignorant to know that lesbians are homosexuals would make your opinion totally irrelevant even if your batshit-crazy claims of communication with "the afterlife" hadn't already done so.

10/6/2010 7:04:06 AM

aaa

Good thing i can understand what crazy people are actually saying. Otherwise, this would be very confusing.

10/6/2010 7:19:34 AM

shykid

"Voices From Spirit", eh?

"This is not how I intended to begin this letter, but the news that the Nobel committee has awarded Obama the peace prize has just absolutely sickened everyone in The Afterlife! [...] If more lesbians enlist than homosexuals that's their problem!"

More like "Voices From Attention Deficit Disorder", amirite?

10/6/2010 7:27:44 AM

breakerslion

I hereby withdraw my support for Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (sound effect of horse whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeker) Featherstone Smith (blows whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, which goes 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots, stops singing) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeker) Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mannering (hoot, 'whoop') Smith...

(Very Silly Party)

and nominate Gerald Polley as the party candidate for PM.

All in favour?

10/6/2010 7:40:35 AM

Horus IX

Someone get this a guy a jacket to hug himself with...and put him in a room full of rubber. He should never be allowed to have any contact with any intelligent life. None.

10/6/2010 7:57:31 AM

JohnTheAtheist

This guys supposes himself to be the living god but he apparently doesn't realize that lesbians are homosexuals.

10/6/2010 8:00:44 AM

Anon-e-moose

I have no idea what the OP is saying.

So instead, here is Urd showing us her pussy:



X3 =^_^=

@breakerslion

"I hereby withdraw my support for Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (sound effect of horse whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeker) Featherstone Smith (blows whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, which goes 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots, stops singing) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeker) Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mannering (hoot, 'whoop') Smith...

(Very Silly Party)

and nominate Gerald Polley as the party candidate for PM.

All in favour?"

*Spike Milligan-style powerhouse raspberry*:



'PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTT!'

And you can keep the change!

X3 ;)

(BTW, that's not the Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town, but Ruri Hoshino from the anime series "Martian Successor Nadesico". She'd take one look at Gerald's quote, and just say 'Baka Bakka' ['Bunch of fools'; her catchprase])

@Doctor Fishcake

Clicking on that Wiki link, what do I see in the first line of said entry (emphasis added):

'Gerald Polley is a political campaigner, singer, animator and alleged psychic currently residing in Bismarck, North Dakota.'

Ye gods. Even more reason for Ruri to say 'Baka Bakka'!

10/6/2010 8:15:04 AM
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