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#1215178
WMDKitty
I got nothing. This is just too fucking crazy to comment on.
10/6/2010 3:50:24 AM
#1215189
"This is not how I intended to begin this letter"
Then don't begin the letter this way
10/6/2010 3:58:22 AM
#1215192
Percy Q. Shunn
10/6/2010 4:02:12 AM
#1215194
10/6/2010 4:04:53 AM
#1215200
I find it funny that this bastard claims to be a psychic and yet is a christian.
10/6/2010 4:27:02 AM
#1215215
Table Rock
Why does it go from Nobel Peace prize to gays in the military? Did the record playing in his brain jump a groove?
10/6/2010 4:41:49 AM
#1215219
TGRwulf
What is this, I don't even...
10/6/2010 4:51:03 AM
#1215225
Mister Spak
wat
10/6/2010 4:57:16 AM
#1215243
Swede
I fail to see why the Nobel committee awarded Obama the Peace Prize, mostly because he hadn't had time to do anything yet, at that time.
The reason given was "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."
What does he mean with "we were able to counter it"?
Last time I checked, lesbians ARE homosexuals.
10/6/2010 5:20:10 AM
#1215257
nutbunny
KABOSH! KABOSH! KABOSH!
@breakerslion: Aye!
10/6/2010 5:31:18 AM
#1215258
John_in_Oz
Not a Christian.
Founded the religion of spiritism. The Polleys claim to be in contact with God, Jesus and Muhammed[2] along with the spirits of such well-known figures as John Lennon[2], Princess Diana,[3] Patrick Troughton[4] and Bach.[5]
this business about contributing to the support of the goddesses- sounds like he's trying to run a harem of religious folowers? hard to believe there could be more than his wife Linda- it's hard enough to believe that she's stuck with him.
10/6/2010 5:34:11 AM
#1215259
The Lazy One
Word salad, yummy yummy.
10/6/2010 5:35:32 AM
#1215266
Canadia
Well, whatever the fuck that was about...
10/6/2010 5:44:47 AM
#1215278
Doubting Thomas
Everyone in my Kingdoms declares that the Nobel committee is insane.
Irony meter burnt out at this point.
Well, it should've been Demetrius' prize
Again, with the mysterious Demetrius...
We are completely at a loss why people are making a fuss that more lesbians are put out of the army under don't ask don't tell than homosexuals.
??? Lesbians are homosexuals, or didn't you get the memo?
Don't make a fuss about it.
That's what I say. Who cares if they're openly gay?
10/6/2010 5:57:51 AM
#1215293
Brain_In_A_Jar
Though I despise con men of any variety, I reserve extra bile for those who would attempt to steal authority for themselves by putting words into the mouths of the dead.
10/6/2010 6:15:38 AM
#1215297
thoughtkaos
So we give an infinte number of Geralds an infinite number of type writers and an infinite amount of time....
10/6/2010 6:19:12 AM
#1215311
Doctor Whom
Now how could anyone ... ?
Oh. It's Gerald Polley. That's how.
10/6/2010 6:35:34 AM
#1215319
dionysus
I see I wasn't the only one that was confused by the sudden change in subject. And while I agree that Obama getting the Nobel was stupid I doubt a bunch of dead people really care about it. And the only chaos that's being created is by whiny conservatives that are throwing a tantrum anytime he tries to do anything at all, hell, he can't even give a speech about the importance of education without being chewed out for it.
10/6/2010 6:52:32 AM
#1215324
The fact that you're too ignorant to know that lesbians are homosexuals would make your opinion totally irrelevant even if your batshit-crazy claims of communication with "the afterlife" hadn't already done so.
10/6/2010 7:04:06 AM
#1215331
aaa
Good thing i can understand what crazy people are actually saying. Otherwise, this would be very confusing.
10/6/2010 7:19:34 AM
#1215336
shykid
"Voices From Spirit", eh?
"This is not how I intended to begin this letter, but the news that the Nobel committee has awarded Obama the peace prize has just absolutely sickened everyone in The Afterlife! [...] If more lesbians enlist than homosexuals that's their problem!"
More like "Voices From Attention Deficit Disorder", amirite?
10/6/2010 7:27:44 AM
#1215339
breakerslion
I hereby withdraw my support for Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (sound effect of horse whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeker) Featherstone Smith (blows whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, which goes 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots, stops singing) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeker) Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mannering (hoot, 'whoop') Smith...
(Very Silly Party)
and nominate Gerald Polley as the party candidate for PM.
All in favour?
10/6/2010 7:40:35 AM
#1215348
Horus IX
Someone get this a guy a jacket to hug himself with...and put him in a room full of rubber. He should never be allowed to have any contact with any intelligent life. None.
10/6/2010 7:57:31 AM
#1215351
JohnTheAtheist
This guys supposes himself to be the living god but he apparently doesn't realize that lesbians are homosexuals.
10/6/2010 8:00:44 AM
#1215354
Anon-e-moose
I have no idea what the OP is saying.
So instead, here is Urd showing us her pussy:
X3 =^_^=
@breakerslion
"I hereby withdraw my support for Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (sound effect of horse whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeker) Featherstone Smith (blows whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, which goes 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots, stops singing) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeker) Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mannering (hoot, 'whoop') Smith...
(Very Silly Party)
and nominate Gerald Polley as the party candidate for PM.
All in favour?"
*
Spike Milligan-style powerhouse raspberry*:
'
PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTT!'
And you can keep the change!
X3 ;)
(BTW, that's not the Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town, but Ruri Hoshino from the anime series "Martian Successor Nadesico". She'd take one look at Gerald's quote, and just say 'Baka Bakka' ['Bunch of fools'; her catchprase])
@Doctor Fishcake
Clicking on that Wiki link, what do I see in the first line of said entry (emphasis added):
'Gerald Polley is a political campaigner, singer,
animator and alleged psychic currently residing in Bismarck, North Dakota.'
Ye gods. Even more reason for Ruri to say 'Baka Bakka'!
10/6/2010 8:15:04 AM
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