[On touching yourself at night]
Apprently the infernos of Hell don't scare you.
Keep your hands off your body.
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Even if I wanted to, I can't. They're attached at the wrists. And, no, I am NOT getting rid of them!
~David D.G.
So can I fap hands-free, then? Because I can think of at least two ways to have a good time sans my hands...
And can I touch myself during the day?
Um..... No.
My hands are kinda attached to my body and that makes it kinda impossible to not touch my body?
I don't know about you, but I won't mind hanging with George Carlin and Gandhi, who apparently are in hell.
- TORM
So, nobody has the right to do anything to their own body? No wonder christians get mocked all the time. Who in their right mind would follow their insane beliefs, at least not willingly. Force, brainwashing, indoctrination, false assumptions, whatever they can use to make themselves feel better about following an imaginary sky fairy, who's rules are found in a contradictory and outdated book. I feel kind of sorry for them.
An omnipotent being...seeing all the beauty and horrors the universe has to offer...from the awe-inspiring radiance of a galaxy, to the creeping microorganisms spread across creation...is mortally offended by a guy fapping. Are you kidding me? Seriously, you want one big fucking clue that Christianity is designed for control of the masses? Right here.
If your god didn't want us to touch our genitals, he ought to have made our arms shorter.
My nose is itching, could I please, please scratch it? Please?
For women it's healthy to masturbate often, it trains up the muscles in the pelvic floor. Wich reduces the risk of urinal leakage.
Our bodies and freewill are gifts from God, but touch yourself and you'll end up in the Lake o' Fire® for all eternity, after all, even our breath is God's property and meant to put towards eternal slavery to him.
Praise the Lawd for he has set us free!
"Apprently the infernos of Hell don't scare you.
Keep your hands off your body."
Hild is the 'Daimakaicho' or Leader of Hell in the manga/anime "Ah! My Goddess". She's hotter than a supernova, and the thought of Paizuri (Japanese for Tittyfucking) with her certainly doesn't scare me. Au contraire ; The sight of her in all her demonic glory and feminine lusciousness (especially as she's the mother of Urd; God had sex with Hild - thus making him Urd's father, therefore Hild becoming a MILF) certainly gets me hard, ergo, she's hyper-fappable. QED.
@Arts_Myth
"When I think about Hell, I touch myself..."
A little food for thought for you. Hild:
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Chosen One, I presume you never touch yours, certainly for that purpose, amirite? When it comes to going to the toilet and having a slash, you use salad tongs (or in your case, sugar tongs!) to hold it, eh? Well, if you don't really need yours, there's measures that can be taken to completely eliminate temptation. I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. Say hello to Lorena Bobitt...
X3 >_<
"Keep your hands off your body."
If Chosen One practiced what he preached, then I daren't imagine the state of his arse by now! Not even an unshorn sheep's rear end would have winnits, tagnuts & cling-ons as bad as CO's, if he's never wiped! XP
> Apprently the infernos of Hell don't scare you.
As a matter of fact, no, they don't.
> Keep your hands off your body.
Who the hell do you think you are, telling me I can't touch my own fucking body? Who died and made you God?
Confused?
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