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Every evolutionist should be barred from any laboratory or educational institution. Let them return to their cauldrons and incantations!

Rolf Ernst, Christian Forums 18 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Spaz

Especially the ones doing cancer and AIDs research, those bastards. If God wills us to have a cancer or AIDS treatment he'll piss it right into the mouths of the patients dammit.

8/29/2005 7:17:07 PM

ryan

Once the nasty old scientists are banished then laboratories and educational insititions will be safe so the fundies can practice their own spells and incantations. Meanwhile scientists will just establish new institutes. Then your back to the status quo. Fundies raving against logic and reason, and scientists pulling them kicking and screaming into the 21rst century along with everbody else

8/30/2005 1:04:13 AM



Are you nuts or just sarcastic?

9/2/2007 9:57:08 AM

apYrs

If all 14C fundies refuesed the treatment produced by cauldrons and incantations, then maybe I would consider them worth listening to.

9/2/2007 10:28:33 AM

Freboy

I doubt the average fundie could fingure out how to use a pipette, let alone a spectrophotometer or a PCR apparatus.

9/2/2007 11:13:05 AM

BurntBush

Then who is going to make your medication?

9/2/2007 11:18:19 AM

Puck

History, even recent history, has shown what happens when a national political institution actively pisses on the nation's thinkers and scholars.

Especially a religious political institution.

9/2/2007 11:21:52 AM

Malfist

Yes, back to our unscientific, primitive ways. After all, Christianity is so modern and cutting edge and they always follow the scientific method!

9/2/2007 11:23:08 AM

jakraziel

Christians may out number Everyone else in the USA but when it come to science the people who follow logic are running the whole show. Try this and you will be Royaly fuck, partly by non fundy Christians.

5/27/2010 8:02:23 AM

GigaGuess

Oh...oh wow...yeah, it's the EVOLUTIONISTS that are screaming that physical mental illnesses are the result of demons, and that disease is punishment from a malevolent deity over some trivial slight or another. EVOLUTIONISTS are the ones who let children die of prevenable illnesses because we're too busy chanting over their dying bodies, beseeching the Gods to heal them. EVOLUTIONISTS are the ones pushing for medical procedures which protect a woman's reproductive capability, or indeed, well being be banned.

Yes, we are clearly the ones no better than witch doctors, butchering chickens to cure people.

5/27/2010 9:08:27 AM

Elia

Have fun dying of cancer.

5/27/2010 4:19:23 PM

Facemeetpalm

The above quote contains dangerous levels of hypocrisy.

5/27/2010 5:58:18 PM

cy4nide

The funny thing is that evolutionists WERE barred from laboratories and educational facilities, that'd mean we were living in some sort of theocracy, and odds are in a few hundred years that scientists (obviously living in the woods alone) with their primitive cauldrons would be the height of technology, what with it being a new dark age and all

11/30/2011 9:29:56 AM

Canadiest

Says the ASS who probably spends many Sundays going through ritual pleading to an imaginary sky-daddy

11/30/2011 12:28:47 PM

Sasha

Medical science has saved the lives of several people I care about deeply, as well as making my own existence much more comfortable. And a lot of that science was based on genetics, i.e., evolution.

Mulch yourself, Rolf. At least that way we can spread you as fertilizer and you can be useful.

11/30/2011 12:49:39 PM

DFM

This level of stupidity cannot be real. Must be a POE.

4/7/2013 4:56:43 PM

Baked Goods

This... *shakes head* ...is just unbelievable.

4/7/2013 5:09:53 PM

Blarghonius

Who are the people who try to invoke the supernatural again?

4/7/2013 5:42:05 PM
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