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There are times where I just wish to go home to be with the Lord and feel that it's pointless to even be here.
the J Man,
[8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
8/30/2005 6:49:13 PM
Don't let the door close on your arse on the way out.
8/30/2005 7:52:09 PM
Sorry to steal Rime's bit, but those who are convinced they will die tomorrow will surely find a way.
8/30/2005 8:49:20 PM
He's the 'Jay' man, to him, being with the lord, is a euphamism for, \"let's get stoned.\"
12/20/2006 10:58:00 AM
What's stopping you.
12/20/2006 4:27:44 PM
You need to find a point of being here. If necessary you can contact a licensed mental health clinician for assistance. If dying seems good to you, then you need help!
12/26/2008 3:34:40 AM
a mind far far away
There's an easy way to do that, you know.
12/26/2008 4:10:17 AM
Well I'm sure your buddies are up for seeing you play chicken on the railroad tracks.
12/26/2008 4:12:00 AM
Well it is, of course, pointless for *you* to be here.
12/26/2008 10:59:12 AM
12/26/2008 10:59:53 AM
You don't get to 'go home' until you've suffered all that your god wants you to suffer. And tough, he's probably going to take his time over it...
12/26/2008 12:44:43 PM
Gun to head, an hero? Please?
11/13/2009 3:28:48 PM
Can I have your car?
3/2/2011 5:15:13 AM
Who does ask all the time why Atheists don't commit suicide because allegedly their life is pointless?
Who claims that only "Belief in God" gives life a meaning and a purpose?
3/2/2011 5:23:36 AM
Phfft..I bet JMan doesn't even know how to Rapture....Loser
3/2/2011 7:21:29 AM
"There are times where I just wish to go home to be with the Lord and feel that it's pointless to even be here."
Do as the 'Heaven's Gate'-rs did, a la those in Jonestown did previously. 909 people can't be wrong, after all. Alternatively...:
And last time I heard, 'suicide being a sin' is purely Catholic doctrine; as a good Protestant fundie, you'd
to defy Popery in any & all it's vile forms eh, the J man? So, what's stopping you? Go ahead:
3/2/2011 9:21:21 AM
...or to use proper grammar.
If the Lord wants you, He'll come and get you, for sure. Just continue to wait patiently, while you feed the hungry, provide for the poor, wash the feet of lepers, and all the other things Jesus did or said he wanted you to do. When He sees how obediently you have followed his actions, I bet He'll bring you up soon.
3/2/2011 9:27:45 AM
If you think being here is pointless, wait until you do get to the alternative. Dead gives pointless a whole new meaning.
3/3/2011 2:26:50 AM
So kill yourself.
12/27/2012 1:22:26 AM
the only thing keeping some of these people alive is the fact that their religion says suicide is a sin. Sad,.
12/27/2012 2:00:02 AM
So quit wasting resources.
1/27/2013 11:55:09 AM
You should go to the Rapture Ready Home for the Suicidal. It's five houses down.
9/8/2014 11:18:40 PM
I've had days at work like that
9/9/2014 12:20:18 AM