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#1077
TheGrappler
It has been theorized, by creationists, that floating vegetation mats were possible, but for insects, not Koala bears!
Have you ever considered continental drift as a possibility?
8/30/2005 11:07:54 PM
#1081
Spaz
They should just admit it, they got there by magic, everything's fucking magic, the ark, the flood, the animals, and it just has never happened again and nobody noticed it that time because that's what god wanted.
And to TheGrappler, Those are some fast continents then, but I guess if they say there was hyper-microevolution, then they can accept hyper-plate tectonics as well.
8/31/2005 2:47:41 AM
#124827
Redhunter
OF COURSE, everybody knows about the abundant rafts of floating vegitation, the ones that god programmed to ferry polar bears north, penguins south, and silverback gorillas out east. Those gorillas would've had a hell of time getting home if it wasn't for the ice bridge to China.
You're not so much debating christianity, as defacing it.
12/20/2006 10:53:44 AM
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Allegory for Jesus
Ummm...so there was an Ice Age that followed the flood 5000 years ago? You'd think that we'd have some fucking evidence for all of this, no?
Oh, and drifting vegetable islands = retarded on innumerable levels.
10/2/2010 6:36:48 PM
#1214116
Justanotheratheist
Another pathetic attempt to explain the impossible. Give it up already. Every time you guys manage to sound dumber than the last time.
Floating vegenation indeed.
10/2/2010 10:44:57 PM
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