I wanted to hold off on this one, but I just cannot.
So many Americans are fixated on nudity. I must therefore inform all Americans that do not recognise the fact already, that we are born nude. Just think, God, if he exists gives nudity a premier class approval by not having us born wearing tuxedos and ballgowns. If it were otherwise, probably gays would be born wearing the ballgowns for males and tuxedos for lesbians (/sarcasm).
Now if this putative God can allow nude birth, he can hardly take a dim view of the human body. Besides there is nudity in the Bible where he is made (by human scribes) to appear to dislike nudity. But it doesn't add up. Sex involves contact of the "forbidden" parts. How inconsistent this is with the perception that 'Marys' and Willys' are evil and tools of the devil. They were certainly given by the god as a means of procreation AND pleasure, and procreation and pleasure cannot be separated one from the other. So here is a conundrum. I maintain that sex without pleasure (in the normal - gay or straight - course rather than through violence) is an impossibility. And further maintain that it is humbug to pretend otherwise.
Conclusion: all this hoo-hah about nudity is hypocritical.
Coma all and join me on the beach next summer. You will do well if you can find anyone wearing a bathing suit. In fact, you will be embarrassed if YOU wear one, for you will be the only person so doing. How embarrassing for you.
Now let's have an end to this nonsense about nudity. It's godly, cleaner than bathing suits and its natural. Enough already!
BTW Christine O'Donnell (A Catholic Irish name if ever I heard one!) you don't have to have a perfect body, because frankly people don't even look at each other in "that way". Could it be that you are a voyeur? Not the thing to do where I bathe. In civilized parts people are entitled to privacy even when totaly naked.
