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if the big bang was caused by two atoms crashing into one another then what set those two atoms in motion and where did the two atoms come from? If we all started out as a soup and the first life came from microscopic life that eventually evolved into us then where did the soup come from?

Denise 4 Him, Bibleforums.org 14 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
WTF?! || meh


If god created everything, then who, or what, created god? If god created himself, why did he need to create the universe? If god did not need to create the universe, why did he do it? If god's will is perfect and will be done reguardless of the pleas of his followers, then what reason is there to pray to him?

8/31/2005 12:08:11 PM


Campbell's soup is God?

8/31/2005 12:21:53 PM

Darth Wang

Fundies must all be farmers, since they are so fond of using strawmen!

8/31/2005 7:04:27 PM


A can?

Could god make a bowl of primordial soup so hot he couldn't drink it?

12/20/2006 10:51:02 AM

jabba the slut

the question isn't how did the big bang or life on earth come about.. but, what do i have in my pocket?

4/7/2010 9:11:15 PM

Quantum Mechanic

It wasn't.
Your F- in elementary cosmology has been duly noted.

4/7/2010 9:24:54 PM


Go back to school, would you? Like now before you make a bigger ass of yourself (if that's possible)

4/7/2010 9:26:19 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"if the big bang was caused by two atoms crashing into one another"

It wasn't.

12/2/2014 11:03:31 AM

"I don't know, therefore my specific version of the 30,000+ variations of Christianity must be the only possible answer."

12/2/2014 11:50:40 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Didn't have to finish that first sentence.


4/27/2015 9:42:40 AM

If the universe was created by god crapping it out of his ass after eating a giant burrito, where did the burrito come from? If god ate this burrito that eventually became the entire universe, then where did the burrito come from?

4/27/2015 11:08:38 AM


The Big Bang was (probably) caused by the expansion of a singularity. The singularity might be the remains of an older universe.

Where did gods come from?

4/27/2015 11:34:18 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Yo, Denise 4 Him . . . you misspelled 'Dense'.

4/27/2015 12:14:02 PM


"where did the soup come from?"
"two atoms crashing into one another"

4/29/2015 7:43:13 PM