ooooo sleep paralysis
8/31/2005 7:09:18 PM
Sounds like a minor stroke. You need to see your doctor, J4E.
(Or preferably, don't.)
9/1/2005 2:55:10 AM
Sleep paralysis can be confusing, but is treatable. And no demons are involved you backwoods hillbilly.
12/20/2006 10:49:36 AM
Cool. Whatever you're on, halve it or double it, k?
12/20/2006 2:28:38 PM
Actually that sounds like sleep paralysis, loss of muscle tone and hallucinations during the onset of, or after, sleep. COmpletely harmless.
9/11/2007 1:29:26 PM
You had a SEIZURE.
9/11/2007 5:18:13 PM
Aye yi yi...look up sleep paralysis one of these days, okay?
9/11/2007 5:21:19 PM
I think I'm pissed off with the individual who thawed this one out.
9/11/2007 5:24:18 PM
Well,hell yeah,a loud,silent rebuke always works on me when I'm trying to stuff a good Christian into my freezer
10/19/2008 3:38:59 AM
Another fundie freaking out over sleep paralysis?
I've never had sleep paralysis but I've read about it and this sounds like it.
10/19/2008 3:48:41 AM
Definitely sounds like sleep paralysis - I suffered it quite a lot until I found out what it was and learned how to deal with it. No demons involved!
10/19/2008 7:17:19 AM
Ummm... Don't you want to turn the demons? Because rebuking is what evil alignments do.
12/21/2011 4:46:30 PM
Did you ever consider the fact that you might have had laryngitis?
12/21/2011 4:48:30 PM
I'm afraid that never happened, J4E.
Lying for jebus or delusional... and I'm not sure which is worse.
3/22/2012 5:15:53 PM
You'd be better off as an athiest because they are never attacked by demons.
3/22/2012 5:29:08 PM
This is called sleep paralysis. I suffer from it frequently myself and yes, it is very frightening. Thankfully, it is also treatable. Talk to your doctor.
8/26/2012 10:17:16 PM