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(Responding to an article about Popo Bawa, the most feared spirit-monster of the Zanzibar spice islands)

I had a demon spirit attack me in this way where I was frozen. Even my voice didn't work and I started to rebuke in the name of jesus in my concience mind since my voice wouldn't work. My voice came back quickly and I started to rebuke it aloud and the thing left quickly.

J4E, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Spaz

ooooo sleep paralysis

8/31/2005 7:09:18 PM

Jesse Custer

Sounds like a minor stroke. You need to see your doctor, J4E.

(Or preferably, don't.)

9/1/2005 2:55:10 AM

Redhunter

Sleep paralysis can be confusing, but is treatable. And no demons are involved you backwoods hillbilly.

12/20/2006 10:49:36 AM

Dallen

Cool. Whatever you're on, halve it or double it, k?

12/20/2006 2:28:38 PM

NotSatan

Actually that sounds like sleep paralysis, loss of muscle tone and hallucinations during the onset of, or after, sleep. COmpletely harmless.

9/11/2007 1:29:26 PM

King Duncan

You had a SEIZURE.

9/11/2007 5:18:13 PM

GigaGuess

Aye yi yi...look up sleep paralysis one of these days, okay?

9/11/2007 5:21:19 PM

DinDC

I think I'm pissed off with the individual who thawed this one out.

9/11/2007 5:24:18 PM

flashbazzzbo

Well,hell yeah,a loud,silent rebuke always works on me when I'm trying to stuff a good Christian into my freezer

10/19/2008 3:38:59 AM

anti-nonsense

Another fundie freaking out over sleep paralysis?

I've never had sleep paralysis but I've read about it and this sounds like it.

10/19/2008 3:48:41 AM

Portly

Definitely sounds like sleep paralysis - I suffered it quite a lot until I found out what it was and learned how to deal with it. No demons involved!

10/19/2008 7:17:19 AM

Angel99

Ummm... Don't you want to turn the demons? Because rebuking is what evil alignments do.

12/21/2011 4:46:30 PM

KillerLoli

Did you ever consider the fact that you might have had laryngitis?

12/21/2011 4:48:30 PM

Crimson Lizard

I'm afraid that never happened, J4E.

Lying for jebus or delusional... and I'm not sure which is worse.

3/22/2012 5:15:53 PM

rubber chicken

You'd be better off as an athiest because they are never attacked by demons.

3/22/2012 5:29:08 PM

Ebon

This is called sleep paralysis. I suffer from it frequently myself and yes, it is very frightening. Thankfully, it is also treatable. Talk to your doctor.

8/26/2012 10:17:16 PM
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