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[On masturbating with panties]

If you're unmarried, I don't see how you can masturbate without lust if you're using a piece of intimate apparel. That's just getting aroused for the sake of arousal rather than dealing with arousal as it happens. Certainly unwise and most likely (also certainly?) sinful.

MamaTo4247, The Marriage Bed 8 Comments [8/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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BigDaddyJ

But a great thing to watch

8/31/2005 8:13:38 PM

Redhunter

Oh yeah? Prove it. Masturbate right now!

12/20/2006 10:38:47 AM

Dallen

Sure and you'll go blind and your palms will grow hair and... oh STFU.

12/20/2006 2:55:44 PM



Sooo... underwear's intimate now?

10/16/2009 4:44:38 PM

louislois

I can just imagine MamaTo4247 continuing with:

..."and when you are finally married, be sure to place a sheet between the two of you when you make love, so as to assure the adequate amount of passion for conception. Too much passion and it would be sinful!"

10/16/2009 5:48:29 PM

Q

But once you're married, you can masturbate without lust right?

10/17/2009 2:40:29 AM

Stronius

Soo, it's okay to masturbate to (presumably) porn when you ARE married? Good to know, I'll be sure to tell my girlfriend that.

@Dallen
Nice American Dad reference there.

12/14/2013 3:11:30 PM



Why are fundies so damn concerned with criticizing the sexual behavior of others?

And yet they seem be perfectly fine ignoring the sex life of their priests molesting the kids...

12/14/2013 8:06:52 PM
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