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Creeping Sharia has come to a grocery aisle near you. Campbell’s soups have come out with a line of 15 halal-certified soups which comply with the dietary regulations of the two percent of the American population that follows Islam. The soups have been certified by the Islamic Society of North America, an offshoot of the Muslim Brotherhood whose cluster of 29 affiliated organizations - including ISNA - have a goal of “exterminating and destroying the Western civilization from within.”

ISNA was an unindicted co-conspirator in the largest terrorist-fund raising trial in history, the Holy Land Foundation trial. Well, nobody will be able to blame Campbell’s for not doing its part to cooperate with those who hate America and want to see her and her Constitution subverted and then wiped out altogether.

The next time you pop open a can of Campbell’s vegetarian soup, you’ll have the comfort of knowing that you are consuming jihadi-sanctified food.

To see where things are going with this whole halal business, look no further than the U.K., where grocers have gone whole-hog - pardon the expression - on offering halal meat but without telling anybody about it.

The largest supermarket chains in Britain are selling lamb and chicken which come from animals which have been slaughtered in the Islamic way. Even fast-food joints like Domino’s Pizza, Pizza Hut, KFC, and Subway are using halal meat, but they aren’t telling their customers about it either. Domino’s, for instance, has been serving halal chicken for 10 years in 580 outlets across the fruited U.K. plan. Folks in hospitals, schools, and pubs across the U.K. have been eating food that has first been blessed in the name of the demon-god Allah but know nothing about it.

Bryan Fischer, Rightly Concerned 113 Comments [10/18/2010 4:04:19 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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What'd I Do

I'm no statistician by any means, but 2% seems a little off.

10/18/2010 4:08:57 PM

pete

Did DevilsChaplain just discover Bryan Fischer? I've been saying he, Mr Fischer that is, belongs in an institution for years.

10/18/2010 4:17:44 PM

John_in_Oz

Sinner. Don't worry about halal- buying canned soup is worshipping Mammon!

10/18/2010 4:20:53 PM

John

The Halal rules are pretty much the same as the Jewish kosher rules with minor adjustments. Who cares? I eat Empire kosher chickens. They're tastier, because they've been rubbed in salt. Halal rules follow the Old Testament. What do you think; if you eat halal soup you're going to turn into a Muslim? Actually, you're just going to obey the Word of God in Leviticus.

Sure, Peter invented a vision saying you didn't have to obey Leviticus's dietary rules. And Paul said you didn't have to be circumcised. How else would they have gotten you lazy-assed, "I can do anything I want as long as I "believe"" fundies to adopt Christianity?

10/18/2010 4:26:47 PM

Mike

Halal chicken = Chicken slaughtered (while conscious) to the sound of a tape-recording of some dude's chanting.

But halal veg? What the hell?

10/18/2010 4:29:08 PM

fuzzyrocks

Yes, eating Halal food will make you a Muslim. Just like drinking a cosmo will make you gay.

10/18/2010 4:32:16 PM

Mister Spak

All the time I was reading this I was remembering the morons who refuse to be vaccinated because vaccines are made of murdered babies.

10/18/2010 4:34:41 PM

Olivia

First they came for the soup, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a fucking lunatic...

10/18/2010 4:35:37 PM

Thinking Allowed

Someone should tell Bryan Fischer that he won't be catching the muslim if he eats halal certified foods.

10/18/2010 4:38:08 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Awesome, halal soups. It's like kosher, but for Muslims. What's wrong with this? How will offering us more food choices destroy Western civilization from within?

As for offering halal meat: how is it remotely different from eating PLAIN OLD MEAT? If you don't believe in Allah, then it DOESN'T MATTER, and meat is meat.

10/18/2010 4:41:02 PM

JohnTheAtheist

But whatever you do don't eat meat on Friday!

We need to come up with an atheist dietary plan.

10/18/2010 4:52:39 PM



lol is it possible to have Halal vegetarian dishes?

10/18/2010 4:53:24 PM

MtgCostello

"Halal" is not evil. "Halal" is the Muslim equivolent of Kosher.
It doesn't make much of a difference whether a food is Kosher/halal or not. It's hard to know the difference.
There are approximately 3-5 million Muslims in america. There are about 6-8 million Jews. If cooking your food to appeal to 3% or the population is satanical, I don't really know what isn't.
"demon-god Allah"
"Allah" is arabic for "God", as in the OT God and the God that Jesus said was his father. Way to insult yourself.

10/18/2010 4:54:09 PM

Dr. Razark

Creeping Sharia has come to a grocery aisle near you.
Oh your god! Noooo!!!! they're making all the women wear burqas to go shopping!

Campbell’s soups have come out with a line of 15 halal-certified soups which comply with the dietary regulations of the two percent of the American population that follows Islam.
Oh, that's all? Nevermind.

The soups have been certified by the Islamic Society of North America, an offshoot of the Muslim Brotherhood whose cluster of 29 affiliated organizations - including ISNA - have a goal of “exterminating and destroying the Western civilization from within.”
Citation, please?

ISNA was an unindicted co-conspirator in the largest terrorist-fund raising trial in history, the Holy Land Foundation trial. Well, nobody will be able to blame Campbell’s for not doing its part to cooperate with those who hate America and want to see her and her Constitution subverted and then wiped out altogether.
Again, citation?

The next time you pop open a can of Campbell’s vegetarian soup, you’ll have the comfort of knowing that you are consuming jihadi-sanctified food.
I prefer vegetable beef, but whatever. I don't mind my carrots being slaughtered in a certain way.

To see where things are going with this whole halal business, look no further than the U.K., where grocers have gone whole-hog - pardon the expression - on offering halal meat but without telling anybody about it.
That's what you're worried they aren't telling you? Heh.

The largest supermarket chains in Britain are selling lamb and chicken which come from animals which have been slaughtered in the Islamic way.
And?

Even fast-food joints like Domino’s Pizza, Pizza Hut, KFC, and Subway are using halal meat, but they aren’t telling their customers about it either.
They don't tell you they sneezed in your food, either...

Domino’s, for instance, has been serving halal chicken for 10 years in 580 outlets across the fruited U.K. plan.
And? (Fruited plan? Is that like that gay agenda thing y'all keep going on about?)

Folks in hospitals, schools, and pubs across the U.K. have been eating food that has first been blessed in the name of the demon-god Allah but know nothing about it.
Speaking of knowing nothing about things, try out a mirror.

10/18/2010 5:01:28 PM

TB Tabby

I had creeping Sharia once. Calamine lotion is the only thing that stops it.

10/18/2010 5:04:28 PM

DevilsChaplain

@pete

No, it's just a matter of me browsing different websites and picking random fundie targets.

10/18/2010 5:13:42 PM

aaa

Oh noes! A corporation is pandering to new customers! Do you even have any idea about how anything works? Do you really think that Campbell's only market is in USA?

10/18/2010 5:15:55 PM

The L

Ummm....halal is EXACTLY the same as kosher. In every particular. There isn't a prayer said over the animal, it's just butchered in the appropriate way. THAT'S IT.

10/18/2010 5:16:58 PM

Headache

Yeah, because blessed food is something I am worrying about all the time - I mean, eat some of it and you'll start following Mohammad and your fart will sound more like a call to prayer each day you continue to eat it. Oh dear....

10/18/2010 5:19:57 PM

Ken

What's next? Ethnic food?!

Satan walks among us!

10/18/2010 5:20:26 PM

DevilsChaplain

Remember: God makes hurricanes and diseases and stress and foreign cultures! [/Rev. Putty]

10/18/2010 5:43:55 PM

Dr. Steve Brule

Hmm, well if he is that concerned about he meat then he should go vegan.

But on a serious note; where the hell does this asshole and his tools at the AFA get the money to put out this garbage? Seriously, who is funding these idiots?

10/18/2010 5:52:35 PM

Doctor Whom

Ever hear of the secret Jewish tax on food? Same shit, different decade.

10/18/2010 5:53:25 PM

feralboy12

I wish I had known this before I ate that can of soup. I'm getting swarthier by the minute.

10/18/2010 5:56:39 PM

Berny

I don't see you stupid cock suckers complaining about kosher food the same way. Halal is no different. Buying halal doesn't support terrorism, you fuckwitted moron.

10/18/2010 5:57:49 PM
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