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#1219386
What'd I Do
I'm no statistician by any means, but 2% seems a little off.
10/18/2010 4:08:57 PM
#1219390
pete
Did DevilsChaplain just discover Bryan Fischer? I've been saying he, Mr Fischer that is, belongs in an institution for years.
10/18/2010 4:17:44 PM
#1219391
John_in_Oz
Sinner. Don't worry about halal- buying canned soup is worshipping Mammon!
10/18/2010 4:20:53 PM
#1219393
John
The Halal rules are pretty much the same as the Jewish kosher rules with minor adjustments. Who cares? I eat Empire kosher chickens. They're tastier, because they've been rubbed in salt. Halal rules follow the Old Testament. What do you think; if you eat halal soup you're going to turn into a Muslim? Actually, you're just going to obey the Word of God in Leviticus.
Sure, Peter invented a vision saying you didn't have to obey Leviticus's dietary rules. And Paul said you didn't have to be circumcised. How else would they have gotten you lazy-assed, "I can do anything I want as long as I "believe"" fundies to adopt Christianity?
10/18/2010 4:26:47 PM
#1219394
Mike
Halal chicken = Chicken slaughtered (while conscious) to the sound of a tape-recording of some dude's chanting.
But halal veg? What the hell?
10/18/2010 4:29:08 PM
#1219396
fuzzyrocks
Yes, eating Halal food will make you a Muslim. Just like drinking a cosmo will make you gay.
10/18/2010 4:32:16 PM
#1219397
Mister Spak
All the time I was reading this I was remembering the morons who refuse to be vaccinated because vaccines are made of murdered babies.
10/18/2010 4:34:41 PM
#1219399
Olivia
First they came for the soup, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a fucking lunatic...
10/18/2010 4:35:37 PM
#1219400
Thinking Allowed
Someone should tell Bryan Fischer that he won't be catching the muslim if he eats halal certified foods.
10/18/2010 4:38:08 PM
#1219402
GodotIsWaiting4U
Awesome, halal soups. It's like kosher, but for Muslims. What's wrong with this? How will offering us more food choices destroy Western civilization from within?
As for offering halal meat: how is it remotely different from eating PLAIN OLD MEAT? If you don't believe in Allah, then it DOESN'T MATTER, and meat is meat.
10/18/2010 4:41:02 PM
#1219407
JohnTheAtheist
But whatever you do don't eat meat on Friday!
We need to come up with an atheist dietary plan.
10/18/2010 4:52:39 PM
#1219409
lol is it possible to have Halal vegetarian dishes?
10/18/2010 4:53:24 PM
#1219411
MtgCostello
"Halal" is not evil. "Halal" is the Muslim equivolent of Kosher.
It doesn't make much of a difference whether a food is Kosher/halal or not. It's hard to know the difference.
There are approximately 3-5 million Muslims in america. There are about 6-8 million Jews. If cooking your food to appeal to 3% or the population is satanical, I don't really know what isn't.
"demon-god Allah"
"Allah" is arabic for "God", as in the OT God and the God that Jesus said was his father. Way to insult yourself.
10/18/2010 4:54:09 PM
#1219419
Dr. Razark
Creeping Sharia has come to a grocery aisle near you.
Oh your god! Noooo!!!! they're making all the women wear burqas to go shopping!
Campbell’s soups have come out with a line of 15 halal-certified soups which comply with the dietary regulations of the two percent of the American population that follows Islam.
Oh, that's all? Nevermind.
The soups have been certified by the Islamic Society of North America, an offshoot of the Muslim Brotherhood whose cluster of 29 affiliated organizations - including ISNA - have a goal of “exterminating and destroying the Western civilization from within.”
Citation, please?
ISNA was an unindicted co-conspirator in the largest terrorist-fund raising trial in history, the Holy Land Foundation trial. Well, nobody will be able to blame Campbell’s for not doing its part to cooperate with those who hate America and want to see her and her Constitution subverted and then wiped out altogether.
Again, citation?
The next time you pop open a can of Campbell’s vegetarian soup, you’ll have the comfort of knowing that you are consuming jihadi-sanctified food.
I prefer vegetable beef, but whatever. I don't mind my carrots being slaughtered in a certain way.
To see where things are going with this whole halal business, look no further than the U.K., where grocers have gone whole-hog - pardon the expression - on offering halal meat but without telling anybody about it.
That's what you're worried they aren't telling you? Heh.
The largest supermarket chains in Britain are selling lamb and chicken which come from animals which have been slaughtered in the Islamic way.
And?
Even fast-food joints like Domino’s Pizza, Pizza Hut, KFC, and Subway are using halal meat, but they aren’t telling their customers about it either.
They don't tell you they sneezed in your food, either...
Domino’s, for instance, has been serving halal chicken for 10 years in 580 outlets across the fruited U.K. plan.
And? (Fruited plan? Is that like that gay agenda thing y'all keep going on about?)
Folks in hospitals, schools, and pubs across the U.K. have been eating food that has first been blessed in the name of the demon-god Allah but know nothing about it.
Speaking of knowing nothing about things, try out a mirror.
10/18/2010 5:01:28 PM
#1219422
TB Tabby
I had creeping Sharia once. Calamine lotion is the only thing that stops it.
10/18/2010 5:04:28 PM
#1219424
DevilsChaplain
@pete
No, it's just a matter of me browsing different websites and picking random fundie targets.
10/18/2010 5:13:42 PM
#1219427
aaa
Oh noes! A corporation is pandering to new customers! Do you even have any idea about how anything works? Do you really think that Campbell's only market is in USA?
10/18/2010 5:15:55 PM
#1219429
The L
Ummm....halal is EXACTLY the same as kosher. In every particular. There isn't a prayer said over the animal, it's just butchered in the appropriate way. THAT'S IT.
10/18/2010 5:16:58 PM
#1219432
Headache
Yeah, because blessed food is something I am worrying about all the time - I mean, eat some of it and you'll start following Mohammad and your fart will sound more like a call to prayer each day you continue to eat it. Oh dear....
10/18/2010 5:19:57 PM
#1219433
Ken
What's next? Ethnic food?!
Satan walks among us!
10/18/2010 5:20:26 PM
#1219443
DevilsChaplain
Remember: God makes hurricanes and diseases and stress and foreign cultures! [/Rev. Putty]
10/18/2010 5:43:55 PM
#1219446
Dr. Steve Brule
Hmm, well if he is that concerned about he meat then he should go vegan.
But on a serious note; where the hell does this asshole and his tools at the AFA get the money to put out this garbage? Seriously, who is funding these idiots?
10/18/2010 5:52:35 PM
#1219447
Doctor Whom
Ever hear of the secret Jewish tax on food? Same shit, different decade.
10/18/2010 5:53:25 PM
#1219450
feralboy12
I wish I had known this before I ate that can of soup. I'm getting swarthier by the minute.
10/18/2010 5:56:39 PM
#1219451
Berny
I don't see you stupid cock suckers complaining about kosher food the same way. Halal is no different. Buying halal doesn't support terrorism, you fuckwitted moron.
10/18/2010 5:57:49 PM
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